Top 8 Dave Allen Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “It’s the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand.”

— Dave Allen

2. “Goodnight, thank you, and may your god go with you.”

— Dave Allen

3. “My church accepts all denominations – fivers, tenners, twenties.”

— Dave Allen

4. “If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.”

— Dave Allen

5. “A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.”

— Dave Allen

6. “Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I’m the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.”

— Dave Allen

7. “I don’t go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.”

— Dave Allen

8. “We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work – and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.”

— Dave Allen

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