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Top 80 David Spade Quotes (2025 Update)
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David Spade Quote: “I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I’m kind of one of them.”

51. “I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I’m kind of one of them.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “I don’t like throwing myself in a place that’s going to rock my world.”

52. “I don’t like throwing myself in a place that’s going to rock my world.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “To be famous and broke is hard.”

53. “To be famous and broke is hard.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “Horrible date all through high school and college. Here’s an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!”

54. “Horrible date all through high school and college. Here’s an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “It’s just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I’m sure I will, but I’m just trying to postpone it.”

55. “It’s just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I’m sure I will, but I’m just trying to postpone it.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “I’m still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that’s fun.”

56. “I’m still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that’s fun.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “I only have one note, let’s be honest. But I’ll play a different version of that one note.”

57. “I only have one note, let’s be honest. But I’ll play a different version of that one note.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “I’ve had it where things didn’t go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.”

58. “I’ve had it where things didn’t go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “It wasn’t a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It’s like calling me an American.”

59. “It wasn’t a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It’s like calling me an American.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.”

60. “There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.”

61. “I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “I changed my act because I wasn’t getting booked.”

62. “I changed my act because I wasn’t getting booked.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.”

63. “Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “My career is just kind of crazy.”

64. “My career is just kind of crazy.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “People come and go around you, but you’re never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.”

65. “People come and go around you, but you’re never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.”

66. “A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “It’s so crazy in Hollywood.”

67. “It’s so crazy in Hollywood.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “Single guys get a bad rap.”

68. “Single guys get a bad rap.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “The hard part about SNL is, there’s no real communication when you get there. It’s not like people are mean to you, they just act like you’re not there.”

69. “The hard part about SNL is, there’s no real communication when you get there. It’s not like people are mean to you, they just act like you’re not there.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “It’s hard to have a career.”

70. “It’s hard to have a career.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “As boys get older, they can’t let on that it’s cool to meet me.”

71. “As boys get older, they can’t let on that it’s cool to meet me.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise.”

72. “Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “Most of the shows I want to do I’m not smart enough to figure out how to watch.”

73. “Most of the shows I want to do I’m not smart enough to figure out how to watch.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “I’m always making fun of myself and my friends.”

74. “I’m always making fun of myself and my friends.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “It’s great to tell people you have your own show, but that’s where the fun stops.”

75. “It’s great to tell people you have your own show, but that’s where the fun stops.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “I’ve been with a beautiful girl from time to time.”

76. “I’ve been with a beautiful girl from time to time.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “With Saturday Night Live you’re looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.”

77. “With Saturday Night Live you’re looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.”

78. “To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “FYI, this book is not that serious. This is meant to be read when super bored, then forgotten fifteen minutes later. It could be read cover-to-cover during one medium-to-severe case of diarrhea.”

79. “FYI, this book is not that serious. This is meant to be read when super bored, then forgotten fifteen minutes later. It could be read cover-to-cover during one medium-to-severe case of diarrhea.”

— David Spade

David Spade Quote: “When I’m interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That’s all they want from me. I don’t want to tell my life story.”

80. “When I’m interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That’s all they want from me. I don’t want to tell my life story.”

— David Spade

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