Top 60 Dean Cavanagh Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Those who understand the true nature of humanity are always loners.”

— Dean Cavanagh

2. “Nihilism, there’s really nothing to it.”

— Dean Cavanagh

3. “All creativity is a work in progress.”

— Dean Cavanagh

4. “Faking your own death is illegal, yet faking your own life is celebrated.”

— Dean Cavanagh

5. “I obviously invented Solipsism.”

— Dean Cavanagh

6. “Royal blood isn’t blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes.”

— Dean Cavanagh

7. “Character assassination of a politician is a victimless crime.”

— Dean Cavanagh

8. “We don’t fall in love, we fall in lust. We ascend to love.”

— Dean Cavanagh

9. “The Celebrity Charity Industrial Complex Makes a Mockery of Compassion.”

— Dean Cavanagh

10. “Our minds are big enough to contemplate the cosmos but small enough to care about who wins an Oscar.”

— Dean Cavanagh

11. “The “result” of life is death, so when you create, the importance is not on the result but on the process of creating in and of itself.”

— Dean Cavanagh

12. “Can the perpetrator of a “senseless” crime use transcendence as a defense?”

— Dean Cavanagh

13. “You can never read too much into anything.”

— Dean Cavanagh

14. “Time is a great faith healer.”

— Dean Cavanagh

15. “Entertainment alleviates the fear of life, but art vanquishes the fear of death.”

— Dean Cavanagh

16. “Neo-Liberalism promised us a Global Village and gave us a Potemkin Village.”

— Dean Cavanagh

17. “Lucifer waits in the wings applying his makeup, ready to take center stage once his servants have finished entertaining us into insouciance.”

— Dean Cavanagh

18. “Humanity enveloped in entropy desperately seeking symmetry for peace of mind.”

— Dean Cavanagh

19. “Those who constantly seek escapism from reality are in danger of building a reality that’s impossible to escape from.”

— Dean Cavanagh

20. “The yawn of the void. A siren call for the unimaginative.”

— Dean Cavanagh

21. “De-calcify the pineal gland with the detergent of imagination.”

— Dean Cavanagh

22. “Life is simply a vacation from the infinite.”

— Dean Cavanagh

23. “Would a DNA test for love take a sample from the heart or the mind?”

— Dean Cavanagh

24. “Time Is Speeding Up In Relation To Corruption. Hold On Tight.”

— Dean Cavanagh

25. “We need more moral compasses and less Sat Navs.”

— Dean Cavanagh

26. “The atheist suicide bomber is unfaithfully committed to his mission.”

— Dean Cavanagh

27. “The ego camouflages itself like a fox born and raised in a hen house. Its only worry is that you fail to notice its presence every so often and start acting without fear.”

— Dean Cavanagh

28. “You can’t live in the digital and die in the analog.”

— Dean Cavanagh

29. “The Plutocracy’s insatiable hunger for pixelated information is enough to put a bulimic Pac-Man to shame.”

— Dean Cavanagh

30. “Do clocks tell time or does time tell clocks.”

— Dean Cavanagh

31. “Jay-Z and Kanye West are to authentic rap culture what diseased rates were to 14th century Europeans.”

— Dean Cavanagh

32. “We have an infinite capacity for self interest, yet the infinite has absolutely no interest in us.”

— Dean Cavanagh

33. “Hope springs eternal, unfortunately it springs from a well poisoned with Jim Jones’ Kool Aid.”

— Dean Cavanagh

34. “Culture now spreads at central nervous system speed. It’s a shame that compassion doesn’t.”

— Dean Cavanagh

35. “Time to pull the plug on the coma of the left, right paradigm.”

— Dean Cavanagh

36. “Perfection in art is a crime against humanity. Perfect humanity in crime is art.”

— Dean Cavanagh

37. “Time is an abstraction of eternity. A glimpse, for mortals, of what could be if we spend ours wisely in life.”

— Dean Cavanagh

38. “We can depend on nobody in this world, and sometimes we even betray ourselves.”

— Dean Cavanagh

39. “The future is just a memory that has yet to be born.”

— Dean Cavanagh

40. “The love you make is equal to the love you fake.”

— Dean Cavanagh

41. “Death by Trivial Pursuits.”

— Dean Cavanagh

42. “The more you feel the need to signal your virtue, the more you expose your real lack of it.”

— Dean Cavanagh

43. “Corporatism trying to redeem itself through charity is akin to a serial killer offering to pay a fine for his crimes.”

— Dean Cavanagh

44. “The most visceral science fiction always takes place in the past and focuses on the humdrum.”

— Dean Cavanagh

45. “The Quantum Mechanic will fix your car, but it won’t work unless you observe him fixing it.”

— Dean Cavanagh

46. “The rise of Donald Trump is what happens when you build Potemkin villages in Weimar republics.”

— Dean Cavanagh

47. “Those who fail to understand mystery are doomed to crack it.”

— Dean Cavanagh

48. “Eternal Boredom Of The Strifeless Mind.”

— Dean Cavanagh

49. “Sleep: the breakfast of champions.”

— Dean Cavanagh

50. “Life is a road movie whose destination is death. Direct your own instead of watching others.”

— Dean Cavanagh