Top 30 Dean Martin Quotes (2024 Update)

Dean Martin Quote: “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”

1. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “If this is just the beginning, my life’s gonna be beautiful.”

2. “If this is just the beginning, my life’s gonna be beautiful.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “Motivation is a lotta crap.”

3. “Motivation is a lotta crap.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

4. “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.”

5. “Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.”

6. “I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let’s take that moment that tonight is granting.”

7. “Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let’s take that moment that tonight is granting.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won’t you please hurry home to my heart.”

8. “Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won’t you please hurry home to my heart.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.”

9. “Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

10. “If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.”

11. “Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you’re nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.”

12. “The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you’re nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “In a tuxedo, I’m a star. In regular clothes, I’m a nobody.”

13. “In a tuxedo, I’m a star. In regular clothes, I’m a nobody.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.”

14. “Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “When the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much wine, that’s amore.”

15. “When the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much wine, that’s amore.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let’em. That’s how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don’t drink, my body’s a drunk.”

16. “If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let’em. That’s how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don’t drink, my body’s a drunk.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “The whole world is drunk and we’re just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.”

17. “The whole world is drunk and we’re just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn’t. It was because I didn’t know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.”

18. “When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn’t. It was because I didn’t know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “Somewhere there’s a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I’ll see it through somehow, to somebody’s heart I know I hold the key.”

19. “Somewhere there’s a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I’ll see it through somehow, to somebody’s heart I know I hold the key.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.”

20. “With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.”

21. “The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.”

22. “I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “The reason I drink is because when I’m sober I think I’m Eddie Fisher.”

23. “The reason I drink is because when I’m sober I think I’m Eddie Fisher.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.”

24. “In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “I want to be remembered as a damn good entertainer, nothing spectacular. A good entertainer who made people enjoy themselves and made them laugh a little. I want them to think “He was a nice guy. He did pretty good and we loved him”.”

25. “I want to be remembered as a damn good entertainer, nothing spectacular. A good entertainer who made people enjoy themselves and made them laugh a little. I want them to think “He was a nice guy. He did pretty good and we loved him”.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “Haven’t got a girl, but I can wish. So I’ll take me down to Main Street and that’s where I’ll select my imaginary dish.”

26. “Haven’t got a girl, but I can wish. So I’ll take me down to Main Street and that’s where I’ll select my imaginary dish.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “We try to find chemistry; we don’t do a lot of situational baseball.”

27. “We try to find chemistry; we don’t do a lot of situational baseball.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “Brother, you can’t go to jail for what you’re thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.”

28. “Brother, you can’t go to jail for what you’re thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “How long have I been on?”

29. “How long have I been on?”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “There’s a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.”

30. “There’s a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”

31. “I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”

— Dean Martin

Dean Martin Quote: “I know it’s the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I’m no gentleman.”

32. “I know it’s the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I’m no gentleman.”

— Dean Martin

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