Top 7 Denise Swanson Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “If you’re having trouble sleeping at night, don’t count the sheep; talk to the shepherd.”

— Denise Swanson

2. “Try not to let your mind wander... it’s too small and fragile to be out by itself.”

— Denise Swanson

3. “Men are like horoscopes,” Trixie cut Skye off. “They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.”

— Denise Swanson

4. “Grabbing a cookie sheet, she lined it with parchment, then arranged the bacon slices flat across the bottom and sprinkled them with brown sugar. After placing the pan in the oven, she programmed the temperature to four hundred, set the timer for seventeen minutes, and started on the pancakes.”

— Denise Swanson

5. “If guns kill people,” Ivy moved next to her uncle and stared down Kip, “Then pens misspell words, cars cause accidents, and forks make people gain weight.”

— Denise Swanson

6. “At first, the grandniece who had booked the event had said that if Dani couldn’t make the cake, they’d just skip it. But Dani had pointed out that a party without a cake was really just a meeting.”

— Denise Swanson

7. “Dante’s got the long term memory of a squirrel, Skye snickered. He is forever forgetting which of the acorns he buried were rotten.”

— Denise Swanson

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