Top 60 Dr. Block Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “It seems we have an imposter among us!”

— Dr. Block

2. “Sometimes it feels like all of Minecraft is based on a random-number generator or something like that.”

— Dr. Block

3. “Lamashtu. Harvester of souls. Drinker of blood. Murderer of women and children.”

— Dr. Block

4. “I don’t make the rules,” said Zeb calmly. “I just explain them.”

— Dr. Block

5. “But, although the readers have spoken about what they want to see happen, I am the author and will control the timing of any romance. Therefore, Jimmy and Claire could become a couple in this book or they may not become a couple until many more books have been written. So, be patient.”

— Dr. Block

6. “I will trace my hand now, as proof of its power!”

— Dr. Block

7. “Brah, chill. I’m easy like Sunday morning. I’m just going to be picking away for the rest of the day. I ain’t gonna play, so you don’t have to flay. Cool?”

— Dr. Block

8. “Good. I want you to make me a weapon combining sanguinite, amberite, and dark steel. Do you think you could do it?” Zekours’s eyes narrowed. He smiled gravely. “Of course.”

— Dr. Block

9. “I didn’t have anything else to do so.”

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10. “The password is the following: Herobrine is rad and I wish he were my dad.”

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11. “Do you want me to put a ‘Stay off my lawn’ sign outside the door?” “What?!?” “You sound like a grumpy old man.”

— Dr. Block

12. “And, like you told you, the skeletons just stacked them onto a wooden pallet, tied some rope around it, and the dragon lifted everything into the air and flew away.”

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13. “Of course we do. We are the wisest creatures on this planet. Only humans who can speak aquatic nahuatl ever realize this. The rest of them view us as food or cute pets or the source of potential medicines to regrow limbs. They only want to exploit us. They never speak to us. They never ask us what we want.”

— Dr. Block

14. “I was passing by your dwelling, Villager 625, when I distinctly heard a ruckus.” “A ruckus?” “Yes, a ruckus. Not a brouhaha, a hubbub, or a mere disturbance, but a clear-as-day, bonafide ruckus!”

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15. “So, is Herobrine’s full name Herobrine Herobrine since Helga is known as Mrs. Herobrine? I know it is weird, but yes.”

— Dr. Block

16. “Calm down, Codex,” Cassiopeia said. “You weren’t feeling itchy until Ronald mentioned the bedbugs. It’s all in your head.” Codex continued to scratch. “I don’t know about that. Anyway, I’ll be sure to mention the bad beds in the chronicles I’m writing.”

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17. “Dang!” said John.”

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18. “Anyone who says I wasn’t mature is I mean poopy head.”

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19. “Maybe, but that doesn’t make me feel any better.”

— Dr. Block

20. “Let’s do it then.”

— Dr. Block

21. “Dave winked. “Just hop out and do it as a creeper. You’ll be smaller and harder to hit anyway.” “If only his ego would shrink, too,” Spidroth said. “I wish your face would shrink,” said Carl. Dave rolled his eyes. “Stop bickering, you two. Save it for later.” “I wish I could save Spidroth’s face for later,” said Carl.”

— Dr. Block

22. “I stopped by Emma’s house first thing in the morning to check on her progress. She told me to get lost. Mad scientist.”

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23. “Wolf pursed his lips and scratched his chin. “I agree. It’s hard to investigate a crime which may or may not have been committed when you have no strong suspects and no evidence.” “Maybe it was just luck? I mean, Wex and his thugs might’ve been in Capitol City for some other purpose and when they saw me they could’ve guessed something was afoot.” Wolf cocked an eyebrow. “Afoot? Kickin’ it old school with your word choices today?”

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24. “Trevor was gasping for breath. He bounced up and down very slowly as he caught his breath for a few seconds before saying, “The Nether. It’s chaos.”

— Dr. Block

25. “That reminded me.”

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26. “Can’t we be friends?” Timothy said, trying to save his own life.”

— Dr. Block

27. “Wes destroyed Winston’s boyhood toy, a stuffed Creeper action figure, and abused Slimy. Winston promises revenge.”

— Dr. Block

28. “Gladys! No!” the skeletons shouted. “Her name was Gladys?!?” Codex said. “I’ll make a note of that for the chronicle.”

— Dr. Block

29. “Hey, Noble Dark One! Get down here. Oi! I got some samogorths that need to go home.”

— Dr. Block

30. “I guess you’ve never partied like endermen.”

— Dr. Block

31. “Wait. Was something forcing her to breathe fire? Was something pulling flames from her?”

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32. “That parchment dislodged two strands of my perfect anime boy hair.”

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33. “Any questions before we get going?” “I have a question,” said Assassin Wither gruffly. “Let me lead the way. I’m super dominant and vicious. You won’t regret it.”

— Dr. Block

34. “Yamachickabhurr gasped. “Are you prejudiced against villagers with unusual names? How dare you?!?”

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35. “I nodded my head and moaned in pain.”

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36. “Shut up.” It was Otis. He had come out of the house and had overheard that last bit. “You have no idea what legendary is. You wouldn’t know it if it hit you in the face.” “I sure would,” Pro said, balling his fists defiantly.”

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37. “Where’s the meat?!?” Xander shouted.”

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38. “I suppose so. By the way, where do you think that dragon came from anyway?” “I wish we knew.”

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39. “People said you get angry too easily. I didn’t want to deal with that.” My face turned red. “Who said that?!? I’m going to kick their –” “I guess I was right.”

— Dr. Block

40. “What’s so funny?” “Lots of things. First of all, you fell asleep when you’re supposed to be protecting me. Second, you pull a wooden sword to protect against a group of horsemen. Third, it’s just Fawn and Wolf coming back.” She pointed with her right hand.”

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41. “So that’s what happened here. I thought maybe the Steves had a field day.”

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42. “Daddy and I left the End this morning. He is meeting with some of the leaders in Capitol City and he said I could come with him. But, the meetings were boring, so I thought I’d come see you guys.” “You mean, make fun of me, don’t you?” Jimmy said bitterly, crossing his arms in front of his chest and pouting. Princes Tina giggled. “It’s just so easy to do that.”

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43. “I don’t know, how about Flowie?” The flower clapped its two leaves together with joy. “Oh, I love it. Flowie the flower. What a brilliant name! I’m sure no one has ever thought to call a flower ‘Flowie’.”

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44. “Hey, JediJedf?” “It’s actually JediJeff.” “What? Why didn’t you correct me before?” JediJeff shrugged. “People said you get angry too easily. I didn’t want to deal with that.” My face turned red. “Who said that?!? I’m going to kick their –” “I guess I was right.”

— Dr. Block

45. “This is the second best flavored baked potato I’ve ever tasted.” “What is the first?” Mom asked. “That’s classified.”

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46. “For Ciaran!” yelled Assassin Wither. I was so shocked that he got in his first two blows before I could pull my netherite sword. I slashed at his chest and I hit him, but not too severely. He backed away as Abigail.”

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47. “Tonight, you will be spending the evening in my prison.”

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48. “Make sure the rainbow-colored ropes are secure around his wrists and place him under 24-hour guard. I am certain we will need him for something later.”

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49. “Tina laughed. “We did, Daddy.”

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50. “She’s not my girlfriend,” stammered Archeon.”

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