Top 60 Dr. Block Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “I don’t make the rules,” said Zeb calmly. “I just explain them.”

— Dr. Block

2. “It seems we have an imposter among us!”

— Dr. Block

3. “I will trace my hand now, as proof of its power!”

— Dr. Block

4. “Sometimes it feels like all of Minecraft is based on a random-number generator or something like that.”

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5. “Of course we do. We are the wisest creatures on this planet. Only humans who can speak aquatic nahuatl ever realize this. The rest of them view us as food or cute pets or the source of potential medicines to regrow limbs. They only want to exploit us. They never speak to us. They never ask us what we want.”

— Dr. Block

6. “But, although the readers have spoken about what they want to see happen, I am the author and will control the timing of any romance. Therefore, Jimmy and Claire could become a couple in this book or they may not become a couple until many more books have been written. So, be patient.”

— Dr. Block

7. “Lamashtu. Harvester of souls. Drinker of blood. Murderer of women and children.”

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8. “So, is Herobrine’s full name Herobrine Herobrine since Helga is known as Mrs. Herobrine? I know it is weird, but yes.”

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9. “Calm down, Codex,” Cassiopeia said. “You weren’t feeling itchy until Ronald mentioned the bedbugs. It’s all in your head.” Codex continued to scratch. “I don’t know about that. Anyway, I’ll be sure to mention the bad beds in the chronicles I’m writing.”

— Dr. Block

10. “Can’t we be friends?” Timothy said, trying to save his own life.”

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11. “The password is the following: Herobrine is rad and I wish he were my dad.”

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12. “Wes destroyed Winston’s boyhood toy, a stuffed Creeper action figure, and abused Slimy. Winston promises revenge.”

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13. “Gladys! No!” the skeletons shouted. “Her name was Gladys?!?” Codex said. “I’ll make a note of that for the chronicle.”

— Dr. Block

14. “Hey, Noble Dark One! Get down here. Oi! I got some samogorths that need to go home.”

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15. “I guess you’ve never partied like endermen.”

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16. “Wait. Was something forcing her to breathe fire? Was something pulling flames from her?”

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17. “That parchment dislodged two strands of my perfect anime boy hair.”

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18. “Any questions before we get going?” “I have a question,” said Assassin Wither gruffly. “Let me lead the way. I’m super dominant and vicious. You won’t regret it.”

— Dr. Block

19. “Yamachickabhurr gasped. “Are you prejudiced against villagers with unusual names? How dare you?!?”

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20. “I nodded my head and moaned in pain.”

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21. “Shut up.” It was Otis. He had come out of the house and had overheard that last bit. “You have no idea what legendary is. You wouldn’t know it if it hit you in the face.” “I sure would,” Pro said, balling his fists defiantly.”

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22. “Where’s the meat?!?” Xander shouted.”

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23. “I suppose so. By the way, where do you think that dragon came from anyway?” “I wish we knew.”

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24. “People said you get angry too easily. I didn’t want to deal with that.” My face turned red. “Who said that?!? I’m going to kick their –” “I guess I was right.”

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25. “Do you want me to put a ‘Stay off my lawn’ sign outside the door?” “What?!?” “You sound like a grumpy old man.”

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26. “What’s so funny?” “Lots of things. First of all, you fell asleep when you’re supposed to be protecting me. Second, you pull a wooden sword to protect against a group of horsemen. Third, it’s just Fawn and Wolf coming back.” She pointed with her right hand.”

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27. “And, like you told you, the skeletons just stacked them onto a wooden pallet, tied some rope around it, and the dragon lifted everything into the air and flew away.”

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28. “So that’s what happened here. I thought maybe the Steves had a field day.”

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29. “Daddy and I left the End this morning. He is meeting with some of the leaders in Capitol City and he said I could come with him. But, the meetings were boring, so I thought I’d come see you guys.” “You mean, make fun of me, don’t you?” Jimmy said bitterly, crossing his arms in front of his chest and pouting. Princes Tina giggled. “It’s just so easy to do that.”

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30. “I was passing by your dwelling, Villager 625, when I distinctly heard a ruckus.” “A ruckus?” “Yes, a ruckus. Not a brouhaha, a hubbub, or a mere disturbance, but a clear-as-day, bonafide ruckus!”

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31. “I don’t know, how about Flowie?” The flower clapped its two leaves together with joy. “Oh, I love it. Flowie the flower. What a brilliant name! I’m sure no one has ever thought to call a flower ‘Flowie’.”

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32. “Hey, JediJedf?” “It’s actually JediJeff.” “What? Why didn’t you correct me before?” JediJeff shrugged. “People said you get angry too easily. I didn’t want to deal with that.” My face turned red. “Who said that?!? I’m going to kick their –” “I guess I was right.”

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33. “This is the second best flavored baked potato I’ve ever tasted.” “What is the first?” Mom asked. “That’s classified.”

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34. “For Ciaran!” yelled Assassin Wither. I was so shocked that he got in his first two blows before I could pull my netherite sword. I slashed at his chest and I hit him, but not too severely. He backed away as Abigail.”

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35. “Tonight, you will be spending the evening in my prison.”

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36. “Make sure the rainbow-colored ropes are secure around his wrists and place him under 24-hour guard. I am certain we will need him for something later.”

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37. “Tina laughed. “We did, Daddy.”

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38. “She’s not my girlfriend,” stammered Archeon.”

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39. “Pro’s face turned beetroot red with anger, but then the redness subsided and he started to laugh. “You’re saying that you’re legendary?”

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40. “I transmogrified into the ender wraith.”

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41. “The troops shouted with violent rage and joy. Some of the endermen teleported wildly around the room hooting and hollering. The King again raised his hands to call for calm.”

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42. “The Bone Witch the poofs.”

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43. “The ridiculousness of language continues to astound me.”

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44. “I’ll be sure to give you all the credit if it works, and all the blame if it doesn’t.”

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45. “The new players introduced themselves as Patch, FishyBoi, Galactic Phoenix, Parashock, and Parisa. Patch, FishyBoi, and Galactic Phoenix were the three mercenaries who also happened to be acquainted with Naomi and Muizz.”

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46. “Wex looked at Wolf and fluttered his eyelashes. “Oh, Honey, I think our boy is finally growing up.”

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47. “Patton shrugged. “I’m a pillager, so I’m never really happy per se.”

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48. “Brah, chill. I’m easy like Sunday morning. I’m just going to be picking away for the rest of the day. I ain’t gonna play, so you don’t have to flay. Cool?”

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49. “Sanguinite: used for weapons and armor; crimson in color; does not exist in nature; created by Zekours, a glitch specializing in weapons crafting; weapons made with sanguinite change size to fit the size of the mob wielding the weapon; crafting recipe involves use of corrupted souls; many believe it is a cursed material and avoid it; not used for armor.”

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50. “Dang!” said John.”

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