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Top 10 Elizabeth Little Quotes (2025 Update)

Elizabeth Little Quote: “If I’d been free to pick any name in the world, I would have one for something diaphanous and fanciful, like Coralie or Delphine, the kind of name a grand dame gives a petit chien. Because no one – no one – daydreams about pretty names more than girls called Jane. And with good reason, you know? I mean, even our most illustrious Janes are world-class stick-in-the-mud. Austen, Eyre, Doe? Spintser, sucker, corpse. It’s a wonder I managed as well as I did.”

1. “If I’d been free to pick any name in the world, I would have one for something diaphanous and fanciful, like Coralie or Delphine, the kind of name a grand dame gives a petit chien. Because no one – no one – daydreams about pretty names more than girls called Jane. And with good reason, you know? I mean, even our most illustrious Janes are world-class stick-in-the-mud. Austen, Eyre, Doe? Spintser, sucker, corpse. It’s a wonder I managed as well as I did.”

— Elizabeth Little

Elizabeth Little Quote: “If the mark doesn’t do as you ask, when you ask, you leak their secret. No excuses. No mercy. Brutal consistency is the key to credibility. Mothers, dog trainers, Israel – you know what I’m talking about.”

2. “If the mark doesn’t do as you ask, when you ask, you leak their secret. No excuses. No mercy. Brutal consistency is the key to credibility. Mothers, dog trainers, Israel – you know what I’m talking about.”

— Elizabeth Little

Elizabeth Little Quote: “You can get away with anything if you wear great clothes, throw great parties, and give money to kids with cleft palates.”

3. “You can get away with anything if you wear great clothes, throw great parties, and give money to kids with cleft palates.”

— Elizabeth Little

Elizabeth Little Quote: “I turned at a noise from the hallway – but it was just Bones. He was lying on his back, licking his paws. If only men were as easy to handle as dogs. Wait a second – they totally are.”

4. “I turned at a noise from the hallway – but it was just Bones. He was lying on his back, licking his paws. If only men were as easy to handle as dogs. Wait a second – they totally are.”

— Elizabeth Little

Elizabeth Little Quote: “I never understand it when parents talk about sending their kids to school to “socialize” them. Children aren’t people. They’re barely even animals. They’re just suppurating wounds of emotion inflamed by too much positive reinforcement. You can’t be socialized by the unsocializable. That’s like asking King Kong to teach tap dance.”

5. “I never understand it when parents talk about sending their kids to school to “socialize” them. Children aren’t people. They’re barely even animals. They’re just suppurating wounds of emotion inflamed by too much positive reinforcement. You can’t be socialized by the unsocializable. That’s like asking King Kong to teach tap dance.”

— Elizabeth Little

Elizabeth Little Quote: “Mutli-tools are like insults, girls – you should always have one on hand.”

6. “Mutli-tools are like insults, girls – you should always have one on hand.”

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Elizabeth Little Quote: “Give me a movie and I’ll find the meaning; I’ll find the truth; I’ll find the story. Sometimes, if I’m very lucky, I’ll find all three.”

7. “Give me a movie and I’ll find the meaning; I’ll find the truth; I’ll find the story. Sometimes, if I’m very lucky, I’ll find all three.”

— Elizabeth Little

Elizabeth Little Quote: “Men make horror films about fantastic creatures and outlandish villains and beautiful victims. Women make horror films about what happens when the wrong guy gets into your car. You ever wonder why that is?” Another flick of his fingers. “That’s a grotesque mischaracterization.” I silently agreed with him. Sometimes women also make horror films about what happens when the wrong guy gets into your house.”

8. “Men make horror films about fantastic creatures and outlandish villains and beautiful victims. Women make horror films about what happens when the wrong guy gets into your car. You ever wonder why that is?” Another flick of his fingers. “That’s a grotesque mischaracterization.” I silently agreed with him. Sometimes women also make horror films about what happens when the wrong guy gets into your house.”

— Elizabeth Little

Elizabeth Little Quote: “Strange, but I actually wished I was hungover. Because when you’re so busy thinking about how awful you feel you forget for a moment how awful you are. Because pain can be its own relief. Because throwing up is a super-effective way to stay a size 0.”

9. “Strange, but I actually wished I was hungover. Because when you’re so busy thinking about how awful you feel you forget for a moment how awful you are. Because pain can be its own relief. Because throwing up is a super-effective way to stay a size 0.”

— Elizabeth Little

Elizabeth Little Quote: “Everyone loved this girl, right?” I reach for the bag of bread. “They always do, once they’re dead.”

10. “Everyone loved this girl, right?” I reach for the bag of bread. “They always do, once they’re dead.”

— Elizabeth Little

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