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Top 20 Elle Casey Quotes (2025 Update)

Elle Casey Quote: “You’re harshing my mellow.”

1. “You’re harshing my mellow.”

Elle Casey Quote: “Love comes in many flavors. Most people start out with vanilla and chocolate and work their way up to rum raisin but that doesn’t mean that’s the only way to do it.”

2. “Love comes in many flavors. Most people start out with vanilla and chocolate and work their way up to rum raisin but that doesn’t mean that’s the only way to do it.”

Elle Casey Quote: “You know how much I want a Vespa. I’m Vespa Desperate. It’s a medical syndrome, you know. I see Vespas and I want to chase them down the street like a rabid terrier.”

3. “You know how much I want a Vespa. I’m Vespa Desperate. It’s a medical syndrome, you know. I see Vespas and I want to chase them down the street like a rabid terrier.”

Elle Casey Quote: “Come on, wife. Come take a little ride with me. Let me show you all the things you’ll be missing when you go back East and leave me here with a broken heart.”

4. “Come on, wife. Come take a little ride with me. Let me show you all the things you’ll be missing when you go back East and leave me here with a broken heart.”

Elle Casey Quote: “I really liked this cowboy. Mack. But I didn’t know a single thing about him other than the fact that he doesn’t wear underwear and he’s got a big cock-a-doodle doo that he definitely knows how to use. Yee haw.”

5. “I really liked this cowboy. Mack. But I didn’t know a single thing about him other than the fact that he doesn’t wear underwear and he’s got a big cock-a-doodle doo that he definitely knows how to use. Yee haw.”

Elle Casey Quote: “Google is your friend, people. I’m serious. It’s not a person, it’s a collective group of people who want to help each other, and that’s a good thing.”

6. “Google is your friend, people. I’m serious. It’s not a person, it’s a collective group of people who want to help each other, and that’s a good thing.”

Elle Casey Quote: “Just because a person is obsessed with the idea of something, doesn’t make it right or even good for them.”

7. “Just because a person is obsessed with the idea of something, doesn’t make it right or even good for them.”

Elle Casey Quote: “You must keep in mind that all of the world’s religions are man-made, often as a mechanism to control and intimidate the masses into following the bidding of a few.”

8. “You must keep in mind that all of the world’s religions are man-made, often as a mechanism to control and intimidate the masses into following the bidding of a few.”

Elle Casey Quote: “It was the best night of my life and not just because you kept calling me King Dong.”

9. “It was the best night of my life and not just because you kept calling me King Dong.”

Elle Casey Quote: “Luceo non euro means I shine, not burn. To me, though, it means that I have a choice. I need to balance the bad with the good, make sure to avoid the things that could burn or scar me but get close enough to the heat that I feel life and really experience it.”

10. “Luceo non euro means I shine, not burn. To me, though, it means that I have a choice. I need to balance the bad with the good, make sure to avoid the things that could burn or scar me but get close enough to the heat that I feel life and really experience it.”

Elle Casey Quote: “I love you, Andie Marks MacKenzie. I’m not letting you go.”

11. “I love you, Andie Marks MacKenzie. I’m not letting you go.”

Elle Casey Quote: “Being a total smartass when in tight situations is one of my best skills.”

12. “Being a total smartass when in tight situations is one of my best skills.”

Elle Casey Quote: “Tota-wee cwazy.”

13. “Tota-wee cwazy.”

Elle Casey Quote: “Beauty comes from inside, not out.”

14. “Beauty comes from inside, not out.”

Elle Casey Quote: “Excuse me while I go bleach my face.”

15. “Excuse me while I go bleach my face.”

Elle Casey Quote: “Damn you, Hamster! Stop making me think about him! Go to bed!”

16. “Damn you, Hamster! Stop making me think about him! Go to bed!”

Elle Casey Quote: “The nine millimeter? Don’t you think that’s a little much for her?” Henry asks. His happiness is all gone. Now he just looks worried. I frown at him. “Of course it’s not too much for me. I hold blow-dryers and flat irons all day long. Have you ever done a two-hour blow-out? Because I have. Without breaks.” I snort. “Trust me, I can handle it.”

17. “The nine millimeter? Don’t you think that’s a little much for her?” Henry asks. His happiness is all gone. Now he just looks worried. I frown at him. “Of course it’s not too much for me. I hold blow-dryers and flat irons all day long. Have you ever done a two-hour blow-out? Because I have. Without breaks.” I snort. “Trust me, I can handle it.”

Elle Casey Quote: “That’s how it works. You snake on a deal, you get fanged.”

18. “That’s how it works. You snake on a deal, you get fanged.”

Elle Casey Quote: “My mind was spinning in so many different directions I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or eat a fried calf testicle.”

19. “My mind was spinning in so many different directions I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or eat a fried calf testicle.”

Elle Casey Quote: “I stuck my tongue out at her because I’m not all that mature and I still enjoy doing the things that cracked me up when I was ten.”

20. “I stuck my tongue out at her because I’m not all that mature and I still enjoy doing the things that cracked me up when I was ten.”

Elle Casey Quote: “Everyone has his own timeframe for grieving. His is just longer than the average person’s.”

21. “Everyone has his own timeframe for grieving. His is just longer than the average person’s.”

Elle Casey Quote: “Have you always been this anti-social or is it just the apocalypse that’s brought out your sunny personality traits?”

22. “Have you always been this anti-social or is it just the apocalypse that’s brought out your sunny personality traits?”

Elle Casey Quote: “BEDS. Those are your defensive options. Block. Evade. Deflect. And Strike.”

23. “BEDS. Those are your defensive options. Block. Evade. Deflect. And Strike.”

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