Top 300 Elle Kennedy Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “Penises! Sweet Jesus. Penises everywhere.”

— Elle Kennedy

52. “Desire is chemistry. We’re all just bags of charged atoms walking around bumping into each other. My electrons went seriously haywire for his tonight, though. Particles collided.”

— Elle Kennedy

53. “Men really need to stop telling women what they mean or don’t mean.”

— Elle Kennedy

54. “The second I encounter his erection, my jaw drops. “Oh my God, are you kidding me?” He looks startled. “What’s wrong?” “Are you taking human growth hormones or something?” I snatch my hand back, fighting another rush of nervousness. “There’s no way that huge man monster is fitting inside me!”

— Elle Kennedy

55. “Are you taking human growth hormones or something?” I snatch my hand back, fighting another rush of nervousness. “There’s no way that huge man monster is fitting inside me!”

— Elle Kennedy

56. “We all hurt. We all love. We’re the same. And your past, who you live with, where you came from, it doesn’t have to matter. You’re creating your own future, and I want to see where the road forward takes you.”

— Elle Kennedy

57. “We watched TV. I went home late. That’s what happened. Got it?” I fight back laughter. “As you wish.” “Did you really just Princess Bride me?” “Did you really just use Princess Bride as a verb?”

— Elle Kennedy

58. “Look, I’m the DD tonight, but I’m offering to be more than just your driver. I’ll be your bodyguard, and your bartender, and most importantly, your friend. I promise to look out for you tonight, Wellsy.”

— Elle Kennedy

59. “He’s drop dead gorgeous and more popular than the Bieber. Well, at least before Beebs went off the rails and abandoned his poor monkey in a foreign country. We settle on the bed.”

— Elle Kennedy

60. “My place?” he murmurs. Those two words, low and husky, make my thighs clench so hard I’m surprised I don’t pull a muscle. Rather than answer – my throat has clogged with desire – I take the coffee from his hand and proceed to dump both our cups in the trashcan behind him. Garrett chuckles. “I’ll take that as a yes.”

— Elle Kennedy

61. “I know exactly what it is.”

— Elle Kennedy

62. “That’s probably just a good rule to live by, though. Always keep part of yourself hidden.”

— Elle Kennedy

63. “I think it takes a certain level of trust to sit next to someone and not feel the pressing urge to babble away.”

— Elle Kennedy

64. “You hid behind the door? Really?” She steps forward sheepishly. “I’m sorry.” “You can shove your sorries in a sack, baby.”

— Elle Kennedy

65. “He looks way too comfortable sitting there on my couch. A blond Adonis with his golden chest and sculpted muscles and perfectly chiseled face. If the hockey thing doesn’t work out for him, he ought to consider going into modeling. Dean Di Laurentis oozes sexuality. He could slap his face on a laxative label and every woman in the world would be praying for constipation just to have an excuse to buy it.”

— Elle Kennedy

66. “Okay, so you know how Bella’s blood is extra special? Like how it gives Edward a raging boner every time he’s around her?”

— Elle Kennedy

67. “Unbelievable. Every girl at this college would cut her frickin’ arm off to help me out. But this one? Runs away like I just asked her to murder a cat so we could sacrifice it to Satan.”

— Elle Kennedy

68. “I’d rather go my whole life in limbo than have him tell me that he’s fallen in love with a woman who isn’t me.”

— Elle Kennedy

69. “It’s in the sky and in the streets, it’s in how we live and what we do.”

— Elle Kennedy

70. “Allie-Cat? Oh help me Rhonda. He’s given me a pet name.”

— Elle Kennedy

71. “Somehow I’ve traveled back in time to my third-grade playground days. Unless there’s another explanation for why Garrett is goading me into kissing him.”

— Elle Kennedy

72. “Can I go down on you?” She blinked, fighting equal doses of shock and humor. Had he seriously just asked her that? “I, uh, don’t usually like foreplay,” he added when she didn’t answer. His expression was sheepish. “Mostly because I’ve never cared about making anyone else feel good.”

— Elle Kennedy

73. “I’ve never met anyone who sleeps with so many pillows. Maybe he needs them to cradle his massive ego.”

— Elle Kennedy

74. “I’m a history major, baby. I know tons of useless facts.”

— Elle Kennedy

75. “I clench my teeth. “I’m not a virgin, Garrett.” “You’re not a puck bunny either.” “So that means I’m not allowed to sleep with a guy I’m attracted to?” He rakes both hands over his scalp now, looking equally aggravated. Then he takes a breath, exhales slowly, and meets my eyes. “Okay, here’s the deal. I believe you’re attracted to me. I mean – one, who isn’t? And two, you moan like crazy whenever my tongue’s in your mouth.” I bristle. “I do not.” “Agree to disagree.”

— Elle Kennedy

76. “What are you doing?” I whisper. “Well, you were looking at me like you wanted me to kiss you.” His blue eyes become heavy-lidded. “So I was thinking I might do that.”

— Elle Kennedy

77. “Sean’s face turned beet red. “No bloody way, Macgregor. Lay a hand on her and I’ll kill you.” His enraged gaze traveled to D. “Same goes for you, you psycho. You’re not touching her.”

— Elle Kennedy

78. “Ha! I knew you were into him! Oh my God! Hold my juice – I think I need to break out in a happy dance! Do you know how to do the running man? If so, can you teach me right now?”

— Elle Kennedy

79. “Babe, you’ve gotta stop revealing all your crazy up front. Seriously. Save all that stuff for later, when you’re in a relationship with the guy and it’s harder for him to run away.”

— Elle Kennedy

80. “My cock tents in my pants and nudges the porcelain, needing to make contact with something, anything.”

— Elle Kennedy

81. “This is supposed to be romantic? Wait, do you have a fetish for girls throwing up on you?”

— Elle Kennedy

82. “A kiss, at its very core, is an emotional experience. Or at least it is for me. Anyone can give me an orgasm, but not everyone can touch my soul. One kiss can make me fall in love with someone.”

— Elle Kennedy

83. “There’s a reason I’m a history major, for chrissake – I deal in facts. Black and white. This happened at this time to this person and here’s the result.”

— Elle Kennedy

84. “I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it.”

— Elle Kennedy

85. “Don’t tell anyone, but sometimes I’m not sure I understand how planes even stay in the air.”

— Elle Kennedy

86. “When you’ve already been disappointed by the one person you’re supposed to trust most in your life, you’re not exactly keen on giving people any kind of ammunition over you.”

— Elle Kennedy

87. “Give your Uncle Dean a kiss, princess.”

— Elle Kennedy

88. “There is no worse feeling in this world than seeing the woman you love in pain and being unable to do a damn thing about it.”

— Elle Kennedy

89. “Fine. How about we go down on each other instead?” “How about you leave?” “Counter offer – I stay and we dry hump.”

— Elle Kennedy

90. “Admitting I might have done something right. Admitting that you needed help.” His callused thumb traced the seam of her lips. “It doesn’t make you weak, Bailey, and it doesn’t mean you’re letting someone have power over you. It just means that you’re not a superhero.” He chuckled softly. “Even superheroes have partners, you know.”

— Elle Kennedy

91. “I wish I were brave enough to go after him. Maybe ask him to grab a coffee. Or dinner. Or brunch – wait, do people our age even have brunch?”

— Elle Kennedy

92. “He’s sitting at the table, long legs resting on the chair beside him, a sketchpad in his lap. Oh, and he’s shirtless. As in, not wearing a shirt. I can’t even.”

— Elle Kennedy

93. “Go away, G. I’m wooing.”

— Elle Kennedy

94. “She kind of resembles Gal Gadot, the actress who plays Wonder Woman.”

— Elle Kennedy

95. “You want to be bad?” His tone was low, dangerous, thrilling. “Well, you came to the right place.”

— Elle Kennedy

96. “It’s official: I’ve actually met a guy who can pull off a wink.”

— Elle Kennedy

97. “I’ve never met anyone who sleeps with so many pillows.”

— Elle Kennedy

98. “Sometimes I worry that we’re too happy, but then a visit to Nana’s house brings things into focus. We’re happy because we want to be, because we’re pouring our energy and emotion into each other in the best possible way. My.”

— Elle Kennedy

99. “Safe drive back to Boston, Connelly. I’ve been told before that the roads get really wet when it’s raining.”

— Elle Kennedy

100. “So money doesn’t matter once you get down to it. It doesn’t matter how thin or thick anyone’s wallet is. We all hurt. We all love. We’re the same.”

— Elle Kennedy