Top 300 Elle Kennedy Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Don’t waste your time obsessing over stupid actions of stupid people.”

— Elle Kennedy

2. “Ha. You have no idea how hard a guy gets off from a good prostate massage.”

— Elle Kennedy

3. “All my senses are filled with her – her sounds, her smell, her touch. Her.”

— Elle Kennedy

4. “You’re the last person I think about before I go to sleep, and the first person I think about when I open my eyes in the morning. You’re it for me, baby.”

— Elle Kennedy

5. “Sometimes people sneak up on you and suddenly you don’t know how you ever lived without them.”

— Elle Kennedy

6. “You’re the only one for me. My sun rises and sets on your smile. My heart beats because yours does.”

— Elle Kennedy

7. “I’m proud of myself for standing my ground, though.”

— Elle Kennedy

8. “She has the kind of smile that makes a man want to start writing very bad poetry. Dazzling and genuine and as beautiful as the rest of her.”

— Elle Kennedy

9. “Not only did I seduce him, but I tied him up and rode him like he was my own personal amusement park ride.”

— Elle Kennedy

10. “You think if you know what happened to me you’ll magically be able to figure me out? Fix me? Baby, nobody can fix me. I’m broken beyond repair.”

— Elle Kennedy

11. “Women are supposed to be soft and curvy and squeezable. I’m not sure when they were brainwashed into thinking otherwise.”

— Elle Kennedy

12. “Dean Di Laurentis is in my blood now. I didn’t expect the intense sexual chemistry between us, but it’s here, and it’s addictive, and I don’t know how I can ever give it up.”

— Elle Kennedy

13. “Because love is the ultimate goal. It’s not the one I had strived for, but I was lucky enough, so damn lucky, to achieve it.”

— Elle Kennedy

14. “She’s my muse. She’s my laughter. She’s my trigger. She’s my desire. But most of all, she’s my heart.”

— Elle Kennedy

15. “Seriously, just find yourself a rebound.” Dean whips up his arm. “I volunteer as tribute.”

— Elle Kennedy

16. “Are you seriously dissecting Twilight right now?”

— Elle Kennedy

17. “My weakness is him.”

— Elle Kennedy

18. “People spend their whole lives complaining about things they’re unwilling to change. At a certain point, either pluck up the courage or shut up.”

— Elle Kennedy

19. “Work hard and make your own dreams come true, he always harps, and then you won’t have to hope for a damn thing.”

— Elle Kennedy

20. “You invoked a campus-wide hands-off law? Are you kidding me?” I’m not at all remorseful as I meet her eyes. “Of course I did.” “Oh my God. You are unbelievable.” She shakes her head in disbelief.”

— Elle Kennedy

21. “Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn’t be bored.” Garrett Graham, my own personal sweet-talker.”

— Elle Kennedy

22. “Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn’t be bored.”

— Elle Kennedy

23. “It means you’ve got a sexy tongue and you know how to use it.”

— Elle Kennedy

24. “I’m nervous about Beau Maxwell’s reaction to me and Dean showing up together, but it turns out to be unnecessary. Beau doesn’t even blink when Dean introduces me as “G’s GF’s BFF”. Maybe all the letters Dean threw out confused him? Either way, he just seems thrilled that we came out to the club at all.”

— Elle Kennedy

25. “And the most important lesson I learned is that I’m not a victim – I’m a survivor.”

— Elle Kennedy

26. “She tries to take a step down the hall, but I tug on her hand and kiss her again, and this time it’s not a peck. I kiss her hard, losing myself in her taste and her heat and every damn thing about her. I never expected her. Sometimes people sneak up on you and suddenly you don’t know you ever lived without them.”

— Elle Kennedy

27. “I don’t want to be a distraction, but I do want you. I think there’s something here, but I’m a patient guy and I’ll take what you have right now. I’m not here to add pressure on you or make things harder. I want to ease your load.”

— Elle Kennedy

28. “Hannah’s trust, meet Garrett’s hands.”

— Elle Kennedy

29. “Hey, Heaven? Dean Di Laurentis here. Thanks for letting me visit.”

— Elle Kennedy

30. “I love you, you stupid jackass.”

— Elle Kennedy

31. “It’s like that pond I skated on when I was a kid – from a distance, the ice looked so shiny and smooth, until you got close enough to it, and suddenly all the uneven edges and crisscrossed skate marks became visible. That’s me, I guess. Covered with skate marks that nobody ever seems to notice.”

— Elle Kennedy

32. “His biceps is bigger than her head, but he’s as gentle as a lamb with her.”

— Elle Kennedy

33. “My goal, once upon a time, was to succeed. I didn’t realize that success wasn’t grades or scholarships or achievements, but the people I was lucky enough to have in my life.”

— Elle Kennedy

34. “I want to murder him in his sleep, A. No, I want to murder him when he’s awake so he can see the joy on my face when I do it.”

— Elle Kennedy

35. “You’re going out with Garrett Graham.” “Mmm-hmmm.” “I call shenanigans.” Of course she does. A date with Garrett Graham? I might as well have announced I’m marrying Chris Hemsworth.”

— Elle Kennedy

36. “Friends who say “I love you” every time you part ways are important. Those are the ones you need in your life.”

— Elle Kennedy

37. “Anyone can give me an orgasm, but not everyone can touch my soul. One kiss can make me fall in love with someone. I know it, because it happened once before. And that’s why kissing scares me sometimes.”

— Elle Kennedy

38. “I need you. I can’t stand the thought of being without you.” He releases a shaky breath. “You’re the last person I think about before I go to sleep, and the first person I think about when I open my eyes in the morning. You’re it for me, baby.”

— Elle Kennedy

39. “We all hurt. We all love. We’re the same. And your past, who you live with, where you came from, it doesn’t have to matter. You’re creating your own future, and I want to see where the road forward takes you.”

— Elle Kennedy

40. “I call the shots.” He smirked at her. “And that rule extends to the bedroom. I decide how fast we go, what we do, where we do it, who joins us.” A wicked gleam sparked in his eyes. “I get total control.”

— Elle Kennedy

41. “Sorry to burst your bubble, but you were actually pointing at the old guy a few seats over. He totally freaked out and started shouting to everyone that you scored that goal for him, and then I heard him ask his wife if maybe you knew that he was just diagnosed with diabetes, so I didn’t have the heart to tell him who the goal was really for.”

— Elle Kennedy

42. “It’s a damn shame that duels don’t play a role in the modern world anymore.”

— Elle Kennedy

43. “He’s got plans with the girlfriend.” Gage rolled his eyes. “You can say her name, man. She’s not Voldemort, you know.”

— Elle Kennedy

44. “I glare at my sister with enough force to make her wince. “Not one word out of you,” I snap. “And don’t think I didn’t feel you kick me right before I passed out. Who does that, Summer? Who kicks a man when he’s down?” From the corner of my eye, I see Tucker sink to the floor. He buries his face in his hands, shaking with laughter.”

— Elle Kennedy

45. “Drew Baylor, right?”

— Elle Kennedy

46. “First and foremost – be confident. Second – be spontaneous. Third – the only opinion that matters is your own.”

— Elle Kennedy

47. “You’re the only one for me. My sun rises and sets on your smile. My heart beats because yours does. Her hips cant upward, welcoming every thrust.”

— Elle Kennedy

48. “I was starting to worry I might actually be your type, and that’s too terrifying to even contemplate.”

— Elle Kennedy

49. “Never say never,” he answers in a singsong voice. “Thanks for that, Justin Bieber.”

— Elle Kennedy

50. “Life hack: if you don’t want someone asking you questions, say the word tampon, and the conversation ends.”

— Elle Kennedy