Top 140 Eve Langlais Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “I threw myself on my father, burrowing my face into his chest. “Whom do I need to kill?” he asked in a voice dripping with frost.”

— Eve Langlais

52. “Just a scratch, but it looks worse. You looked like a bloody corpse.” “A sexy corpse, as in undead vampire or ugly, nasty one like brain-seeking zombie?”

— Eve Langlais

53. “Marigold smiled wickedly. “I’d love for you to get naked, but you might find my kitchen chairs cold on the ass seeing as how they don’t have any cushions. But, it’s up to you. I sure wouldn’t mind some visual candy while we eat.”

— Eve Langlais

54. “A grin spread across her face. He’d not only come for her, he loved her enough to start a galactic war. How cool was that? Nothing says I love you like bloodshed and violence.”

— Eve Langlais

55. “Biting her lip, she tried not to laugh as she noticed three generations of males, the tops of their lips glistening with moisture, wearing matching chocolate-milk mustaches.”

— Eve Langlais

56. “Would I taste like chicken? Then it occurred to her what meal these people planned, which brought on an even more evil realization. They’re going to shove their hand up my butt and fill me with stuffing. Squawk.”

— Eve Langlais

57. “Victor, who grinned, his excitement evident. “I guess we’re going on a rescue mission.” “Freak. I know you. You’re dying to try some new gun out, aren’t you?” Victor’s smile widened. “Who, me? Maybe. Just wait until you see what this baby can do.” Miranda shook her head. Boys and their toys.”

— Eve Langlais

58. “If he weren’t blue, would you be reacting like this?” Diana thought about it. “Actually, yes, I would still act like this because this isn’t romantic. When I dreamt of my fantasy man taking me away, it was because of love, not because some busybody told him to. He doesn’t even like me, but he wants to marry me ’cause some Oracle says so.”

— Eve Langlais

59. “Thank Satan’s scientists for inventing the birth control pill.”

— Eve Langlais

60. “I’ll kill them all,” he growled, his eyes glowing with inner fire. “Why?” “Because they hurt you. I’ll shoot them in the kneecaps and make them crawl. Hook them to some booster cables and clip them to a power line. Inject poison into their veins.” “And then?” “I’ll kill them.” She sighed. “That is so romantic.”

— Eve Langlais

61. “Stupid Silvergrace family lawyer now had her make potential partners sign a waiver before she got wild with them. It tended to kill the mood. “Why does this say I promise not to sue if, during the course of sexual intercourse, you break my bones or rupture my organs?” “Just a precaution.” “Is it a precaution to list side effects such as blood in my urine, paralysis, and death?” Many walked at that point; some even ran.”

— Eve Langlais

62. “The deal was that you’d take my place. I am a single, swinging man. I can’t get married. It would send unattached men around the world into a tailspin. The Lord of Sin must never allow himself to be restricted to one woman for life.”

— Eve Langlais

63. “Please don’t ever run from me again. It made my heart condition even worse.” “What heart condition?” she asked with concern. “Since I have met you, my heart has this strange tendency of racing or stopping, and when you disappeared, I thought it had shriveled up and died.”

— Eve Langlais

64. “I-I don’t know” she stammered, taken aback at his harsh tone. “I was reading a book when I got dizzy and then suddenly found myself on this beach.” “Book? What book? Who are you? What do you want?” he barked, his voice getting louder and louder as he spat his questions at her. Grabbing her arms in a painful grip, he lifted her until their eyes were level. My God, he must be strong to lift me as if I’m a featherweight.”

— Eve Langlais

65. “Give it to me,” I begged. “Tell me you’re going to be a good girl,” he replied. “Never.” I wouldn’t make a promise I couldn’t keep. “What am I going to do with you?” Auric growled.”

— Eve Langlais

66. “I am the Blood Countess, and by the time I am done wreaking devastation, all will know my name and, even better, fear it.”

— Eve Langlais

67. “Nothing worse then losing an argument to yourself.”

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68. “Give her some sausage. That will make her smile, or gag. Either way her mouth will have something to do. Lucifer ignored the crude thought. He was having such trouble with that nagging voice in his head. It kept trying to escape the pretty cage he’d put it in, and when it did manage to slip out, it suggested the vilest things.”

— Eve Langlais

69. “You know there are hotels that will charge you less for the use of a bed.” “But do they have me, a hard cock, and ye naked?” “I’m not naked,” she pointed out. “No, you’re not. Let me fix that for ye.” Aella darted away from his lunge, his fingers just missing her toga. A growl more animal than man, smacking of definite frustration, left him. “Stand still, would ye, while I strip ye?” “No.” “So ye wanna.”

— Eve Langlais

70. “Ask your questions.” “Do you bathe in blood like that countess?” “No.” “Burn at the touch of holy water?” “I’d demonstrate an ability to gargle it, but who wants to even touch the stuff given people are constantly sticking their dirty hands in it?”

— Eve Langlais

71. “I held him in my arms and looked into his eyes and knew nothing that beautiful could exist without the Lord’s blessing.”

— Eve Langlais

72. “Don’t blame me for this one. I’m innocent.” I swear I felt a drop of snow as Hell suffered a sudden temperature drop at my stretching of the truth. Innocent wasn’t a word I could use often, unless unjustly accused. Again, a rare occurrence.”

— Eve Langlais

73. “If you truly cared for me, you’d protect me and fight by my side.” His face tightened with anger. “You would have me blatantly break my vows? Give up everything I’ve ever known. And you, what would you give in return?” The words tumbled from my lips, unbidden and shocking. “I’d give you my heart.”

— Eve Langlais

74. “And what of you?” At Auric’s foolish question, I snickered. “You’re asking the biggest manwhore if he remembered a possible one night stand, among dozens – ” “Hundreds,” my father interjected. “ – that created me? Seriously?” “I didn’t know who Muri’s mother was, but she was mine.”

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75. “Forget a delicious enchantress?” He smiled. Oh, how he smiled and made my girly parts tingle. “Never. We will meet again. And you will crave my embrace.” Before I could say, when Hell freezes over – again – he swirled and a dark mist arose.”

— Eve Langlais

76. “Did you just seriously ask me if the Northern Lights mutated my sperm?”

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77. “You will never lose me,” I whispered against his bare chest. “You own my heart. You gave me a soul.” Because I was pretty sure before I’d met Auric I hadn’t had a proper one. “You are my world.”

— Eve Langlais

78. “Muriel made a choking sound and fell forward, banging her head off the desktop. “Sweet baby girl,” he exclaimed as he dropped his flowers and rushed to her side. “Are you ill? Do you need Daddy to call you a doctor?” “No,” she sobbed against the smooth bone surface of his old desk. “Want Daddy to kiss your booboo better?” “No!”

— Eve Langlais

79. “Just what does a virgin wife have to do to get debauched? Teena really wanted to know. Offering herself hadn’t worked. Telling her husband he would be her one and only seemed to set off a state of panic. Would she have to tie Dmitri down and have her way with him?”

— Eve Langlais

80. “Anyone ever tell you that you’re an evil, evil man?” “All the time, usually followed by handcuffs.” Laughter spilled from her, which he joined, his low tenor doing strange things to her insides. Oh God, she’d have to lock her door tonight, and then toss the key so she didn’t come back down to ravage him.”

— Eve Langlais

81. “Well,” he drawled, a mischievous look in his eye, “if that’s how you say thank you for something simple like that, then I can’t wait to see what happens if I do something big.”

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82. “But, as a princess of Hell, I tended to lean toward the more dramatic – I did have a reputation to uphold after all. I threw a knife at my visiting mother’s head. In my defense, it was only a butter knife – unfortunately – and I knew, even before I fired it with deadly intent, it would never make its target – an even bigger shame.”

— Eve Langlais

83. “I’m not saying I’d take up stripping for money, but what gives you the right to decide what I am allowed to do? I don’t belong to you.” That was where she was wrong. She. Was. His.”

— Eve Langlais

84. “I won’t have them looking at what’s mine. On second thought. Throw out all your underwear. I’ll lead the purge on the sewers myself so you can stroll around with your girl parts unencumbered for my enjoyment.”

— Eve Langlais

85. “Just like she intended to be with him for Christmas and make him buy a potted tree because, while she didn’t like artificial pines, she also couldn’t stand the thought of chopping a live one down for decoration. So, every year, she bought a live pine tree, and once Christmas was done, she kept it watered and healthy until spring when she could plant it.”

— Eve Langlais

86. “You’re making me look like a bad parent. My minions in Hell are mocking me. There have even been rumors I’m no longer fit to be the Father of All Sin since I can’t even control my own daughter.” “Whatever happened to being rewarded for rebellions against our parents? I thought that was a huge sin.” “Rebelling with kind acts and the truth wasn’t what I had in mind!”

— Eve Langlais

87. “What man leaves a girl he just dragged to a strip joint to get interrogated by my dad?” “A smart and still living one.” There wasn’t an ounce of repentance in his reply or grin. “You are a bad cat.” “The baddest, honey. Feel free to punish me anytime.”

— Eve Langlais

88. “You win,” I whispered. I finally believed in magic.”

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89. “Impossible,” he muttered. “Just impossible to reason with.” “Don’t blame me because you can’t grasp the female mind.” “The female mind is easy compared to that of a lioness. You’re all freaking nuts.” “Why thank you.”

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90. “What are you talking about? What was in those letters?” “First, let me ask you, did you get them?” Judging by the panicked look in his eyes, he had. “Did you even open them?” He didn’t have to answer for her to guess. A bitter laugh erupted. “Nope. You didn’t bother, did you? Just chucked them in the trash, just like you did me and your son.” Nope, he didn’t know, and she wondered if he’d remember seeing as how he hit the ground pretty hard. She didn’t stick around to find out.”

— Eve Langlais

91. “I am not your patient anymore, doctor. As a matter of fact, I’d say the drastic reversal in roles means you should pretty much do or say anything I want.” “What do you want?” How breathless she sounded. “You.” Gasp.”

— Eve Langlais

92. “Inside, Lucifer chuckled with glee. As usual, things were going along as planned. His plan. His hellcat minion was about to meet the mother of his future litters. Or get enslaved by a bunch of sirens and turned into a stud. Either way, his will would be done. And the ranks of his demonic legion would swell.”

— Eve Langlais

93. “No eating people. The first rule a shifter learned, right after don’t lick the electrical outlet.”

— Eve Langlais

94. “Even the temptation hidden in a stolen picnic basket didn’t excite him as much as the thought of touching or tasting her did. Campers everywhere would rejoice.”

— Eve Langlais

95. “Are you going to stare at me all night, or are you mentally conversing with aliens?”

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96. “You didn’t force me. Against my better judgment, and despite all the therapy sessions and spells, I just couldn’t help myself. You’re like crack to my heart.” His gaze narrowed. “Did you just compare me to a highly addictive, dangerous drug?” “Yes.” “Mon amour.”

— Eve Langlais

97. “Why would a girl like you have scars? Cut yourself shaving?” “More like slicing and dicing,” and making demonic julienne flesh fries. It should be noted that those who dared mark me no longer posed a threat.”

— Eve Langlais

98. “Forbid me again,” I whispered as I maneuvered myself so I straddled his lap. “What am I going to do with you?” “Wicked things.”

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99. “Forget the experimental drugs killing her, boredom would get her first. Breakfast eaten – lukewarm mush again, yay – teeth brushed – with the hem of her gown because the guards feared them making a shank out of toothbrushes, whatever that meant – she’d even finished her daily walk – a dozen turns around her tiny cell.”

— Eve Langlais

100. “I have to ask because I don’t understand why a grown man would want to own something that wouldn’t even double as a proper snack.” “Eat my dog and I will skin you and make you into boots.” Judging by the hard flint in his brother’s eyes, he meant it.”

— Eve Langlais