Top 140 Eve Langlais Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Really? Then why is it my memories from that time are locked up tighter than a virgin in an iron maiden chastity belt that’s been welded shut?” I had always had a way with words.”

— Eve Langlais

2. “He’s a bad kitty. Sexy kitty. Trying-to-suck-her-under-his-spell-again kitty. A sensual smile tugged his lips. “If you don’t start telling me what this is about, I am going to put you over my knee and warm that sweet ass of yours with the palm of my hand. Naked.”

— Eve Langlais

3. “Welcome to Hell, where the living conditions went beyond crowded, the job sucked, and the pay sucked even worse. It was like living in, well, Hell.”

— Eve Langlais

4. “Some might call it a tawdry romance, or mommy porn. Samantha, however, found romances very educational. For example, she knew exactly what to do if facing an angry Saxon – swoon in his arms. See? Useful stuff.”

— Eve Langlais

5. “You have a foul mouth. And to think you kiss your children with it.” “According to my mates, my mouth is perfect. And there’s nothing dirty about telling the truth.”

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6. “Spell or not, she’s hot and I’m horny. How bad could she be?” Barry laughed, a sound he quickly tempered. “You’ve been out of touch for a while my friend. Trust me, she is just as bad as the rumors say.”

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7. “Don’t come crying to me when she makes you wear an ugly sweater at Christmas.” “I won’t cry because I’ll make sure you and I have matching ones, given to you publicly, so you can’t refuse. I’ll have Hayder take a picture, and I’ll post it on every social media site I find.” “You’re an evil king, Arik.” “Thank you.”

— Eve Langlais

8. “Are you stalking me again?” Lucifer turned to glare suspiciously at Gaia. “It’s not stalking if we’re dating. It’s called an unhealthy suspicion of your activities.” Mother Nature wore a smile Auric knew all too well. Now he knew where Muriel got it from. “I hate it when you twist my own sins against me.” “I know. Which is why you’re obsessed with me.”

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9. “All it takes is one knife in the back from someone you trust.” The softly spoken words had her pausing before placing the stethoscope on his skin. “Fear should not remove your ability to trust.” “Death doesn’t give second chances.” “Aren’t.”

— Eve Langlais

10. “It is. But even amidst the ugly, there’s beauty to be found. I once heard the Dark Lord say, how would we recognize perfection if it were not for the flaws that highlight it?”

— Eve Langlais

11. “Hey, baby, you must be tired because you’ve been running in my mind all night’?”

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12. “I don’t have a direct line to hell to see if it’s frozen over so I’m looking for flying pigs.”

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13. “Whatever you are, you smell delicious,” he murmured before his lips found mine.”

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14. “See, she’s proving to be an asset already,” Lucifer exclaimed, rubbing his hands together. “I knew I was making the right choice pairing you up.” “You’re both insane,” he muttered. “Thank you,” they replied in chorus. And despite himself, Xaphan’s lips almost twitched a smile in response. He clamped his mouth tight. I don’t smile. Even for cute psychopaths.”

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15. “So if you’re not an angel out to save me, then what are you?” “The snake in the garden, I’m beginning to think.”

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16. “He’ll let you go when you can comport yourself as a lady.” I snorted. Like that would ever happen. “When Hell freezes over.” At his arched brow, I flushed and amended my statement, “Again.”

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17. “I love you,” I murmured. “Love you more,” he retorted. I stiffened. “This is not a competition.” A grand declaration that I followed with, “But if it were, I’d win.” Because my dad taught me how to cheat.”

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18. “I am really starting to dislike you.” “You know what they say: dislike is akin to lust.” “That’s not the expression.” “It is in my world. You wouldn’t be the first one to tell me you hate me only to rip my clothes off and ride me like a wild cowgirl.”

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19. “She looked at him with a wounded expression, one which caused a sharp pain in his chest. I really need to see the medtech unit about that. “You brought this on yourself. Which brings me to the next thing. Your punishment.”

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20. “I had to admit being impressed–his sword was long, shiny, and hard. Wait, that didn’t sound right. Needless to say, he had a big one; and judging by the way he moved it, he also knew how to use it. Damn, I was even hornier than before.”

— Eve Langlais

21. “Please note that the hunk sitting across from you may cause heart palpitations, clammy hands, wet panties, and a hunger for things not meant to be eaten in public.”

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22. “Time to embrace the gift of a second chance fate had given her. Time to love again.”

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23. “Act like a doormat, and people will step on you. Act as if you have a right to strut, and people will get out of your way.”

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24. “We both know what you’re going to do. You’ll demand I don’t go anywhere alone. I’ll laugh. Maybe mock you. You’ll threaten to spank me.” “I’ll do more than spank you,” Auric growled. “I’m going to chain your sweet ass to this bed.” “Sounds like fun.”

— Eve Langlais

25. “Now that you’ve abducted me, does this mean you’re going to strip me naked and probe me?”

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26. “Kiss her again in the name of science.”

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27. “Surely this feisty, argumentative female could not be his life mate? Docile, he’d specifically written docile when he’d filled in his request for a mate. And this was who the spirits of his ancestors had chosen? A celestial jest on their part perhaps?”

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28. “Reece, the jerk, appeared unperturbed. He raised a big hand and waved. “Hi, folks. My name is Reece Peterson. I’m a wolf from the Pelly River pack in the North West Territories. I work as an ice road trucker and in my spare time I like to camp, ski and, more recently, drive Teddy nuts.”

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29. “What’s so funny?” she asked, crinkling her face in confusion. “This,” he said, whirling to bat down the books that sailed at him with flapping pages. “I mean in my youth, we had iron chastity belts to keep maidens pure, but this is new. And entertaining.” He smiled at her with sharp teeth, not at all bothered by her voices poltergeist act.”

— Eve Langlais

30. “Go forth and do wicked things in my name.” With an evil laugh, that many tried to imitate, he returned to Hades, where heads would probably roll.”

— Eve Langlais

31. “Good thing I know we’re meant to be together, or I’d wonder if you were sent to punish me.”

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32. “The size doesn’t matter.” The imp in her, the one that had obviously heard her sister one too many times, retorted, “Funny, I was always told by the girls that it’s all about the size. The bigger, the better.” While her own words didn’t make her blush, his reply did. “I assure you, I have more than enough size to please you, little kitten. And my oral skills are to scream for.”

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33. “Drunk or not, Niall caught the insult. “Lass, I promise ye what hides under me kilt is anything but funny.” “You’re right. Anything that hasn’t bathed in decades is probably more likely to send a woman screaming. Or fainting from the smell.” “Why you little harpy.” Incredulous, he could only stare at her while she smirked. “Ah, have we reached the point of pet names? How sweet. I was thinking of dung beetle for you.”

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34. “I am the Blood Countess, and by the time I am done wreaking devastation, all will know my name and, even better, fear it.”

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35. “Mysterious. Powerful. And playing hard to get. I must say you’re intriguing me more and more.”

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36. “Touch my baby and I will string you up by your ankles, bird. I will pluck your feathers one by one then douse you in some flour and seasoning before I deep fry you a crispy golden brown.”

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37. “I am not asking you for a belly rub.” She whipped the towel off and flung it to the floor. “But I do have a magic button that likes getting stroked.” She arched a brow at him, and she could have laughed when he fled the room with a shouted, “You play dirty.”

— Eve Langlais

38. “He kissed me, hard. “No buts. I’m an old-fashioned male, which means, from now on, I get to call the shots.” I would have protested, but he Frenched me when I opened my mouth.”

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39. “Marigold smiled wickedly. “I’d love for you to get naked, but you might find my kitchen chairs cold on the ass seeing as how they don’t have any cushions. But, it’s up to you. I sure wouldn’t mind some visual candy while we eat.”

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40. “But perhaps the change in scenery would make me a better mother and consort. If not, then at least I wouldn’t have to dig a hole to bury the bodies. I’d donate them to the sea.”

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41. “He stopped, though, after we gave him crabs.” “You infected your father with a disease?” “Not those kinds of crabs.” He rolled his eyes. “We filled his expensive BMW with real ones. Turns out they’re rough on leather.”

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42. “A hint of red there and a dose of heat to sear the skin – mmm, barbecue. Not funny, you sick bastard. As Wes rebuked his inner gator, he slapped himself, only to hear a voice he never thought to hear again after last night. “You’re slapping the wrong part of your body. Why don’t you stand up and I’ll help you get the right spot?” Melanie. What is she doing here?”

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43. “If he weren’t blue, would you be reacting like this?” Diana thought about it. “Actually, yes, I would still act like this because this isn’t romantic. When I dreamt of my fantasy man taking me away, it was because of love, not because some busybody told him to. He doesn’t even like me, but he wants to marry me ’cause some Oracle says so.”

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44. “Lucifer’s most stoic warrior shook his head. “I say we put a plastic bag over his head and put him out of his misery,” muttered Xaphan. “The Lord I knew wouldn’t want to live this way.”

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45. “Trust dear old Dad to pull out the big guns, and judging by the bulges these guys packed in their tight jeans, big might prove an understatement. And, surprise, they just happened to be my three favorite flavors!”

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46. “It has come to my belated attention, due to a loop that I only recently managed to break, that, although you are undoubtedly human, and fragile, I am still fond of you. I’ve tried to fight it. I’ve asked the doctor if I can be cured or operated on, but it seems there is no cure, lobotomy, or programming solution to my dilemma but one. I need to keep you.”

— Eve Langlais

47. “Leave your brother alone, baby girl. He’s going adventuring. Lucky bastard.” His dad dragged him into a bear proportioned hug. “Bring me back some images of the local ladies. Naked ones if you can,” he whispered. “You’d need eyes to look at those, Geoffrey,” his mother retorted. While they argued about his dad’s interest in the human body as art, Naomi clutched his tear soaked shirt in her fists and shook him. “Be careful.” “Aren’t I always?” “No.”

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48. “A grin spread across her face. He’d not only come for her, he loved her enough to start a galactic war. How cool was that? Nothing says I love you like bloodshed and violence.”

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49. “My poor, confused cyborg. I shouldn’t tease you like that. I belong to you, Joe. You and only you. I want no other.” A knot of tension eased inside him, and an exultant joy took its place. With no words to express himself, or at least not words he dared say aloud, he did the only thing he knew to show her how he felt.”

— Eve Langlais

50. “Wrangling the cat into the cage proved interesting, and Josie had several scratches before Clint bent down and let out a menacing growl. The cat took one look at him and with a disdainful sniff, turned to march into the cage.”

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