Top 300 Evelyn Waugh Quotes (2024 Update)
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201. “Beerbohm was a genius of the purest kind. He stands at the summit of his art.”

— Evelyn Waugh

202. “Every attendance at Mass leaves me without comfort or edification. I shall never, pray God, apostatize but church-going is now a bitter trial.”

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203. “Brenda descended the great staircase step by step through alternations of dusk and rainbow.”

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204. “The problem of architecture as I see it is the problem of all art – the elimination of the human element from the consideration of the form.”

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205. “But the worse I am, the more I need God. I can’t shut myself from His mercy. That is what it would mean; starting a life with you, without Him. One can only hope to see one step ahead. But I saw today there was one thing unforgivable – like things in the schoolroom, so bad they are unpunishable, that only Mummy could deal with – the bad thing I was on the point of doing, that I’m not quite bad enough to do; to set up a rival good to God’s.”

— Evelyn Waugh

206. “I know I am awful. But how much more awful I should be without the Faith.”

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207. “I distinctly remember last Christmas seeing you together and thinking how happy you looked, and wondering why. You’ll find it very disturbing, you know, starting off again. How old are you – thirty-four? That’s no age to be starting.”

— Evelyn Waugh

208. “I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser to the personal friendship of the author.”

— Evelyn Waugh

209. “That day was the beginning of my friendship with Sebastian, and thus it came about, that morning in June, that I was lying beside him in the shade of the high elms watching the smoke from his lips drift up into the branches.”

— Evelyn Waugh

210. “The two drinks were brought in, poured out already in the glasses, like ‘doubles’ at a bar, and all our eyes followed the tray, as though we were dogs in a dining-room smelling game.”

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211. “But the wood has endured. In splinters and shavings, gorgeously encased, it has traveled the world over and found a joyous welcome among every race. For it states a fact. Hounds are checked, hunting wild. A horn calls clear through the covert. Helena casts them back on the scent. Above all the babble of her age and ours, she makes one blunt assertion. And there alone lies Hope.”

— Evelyn Waugh

212. “Ought we to be drunk every night?” Sebastian asked one morning. “Yes, I think so.” “I think so too.”

— Evelyn Waugh

213. “There was a regulation that if they remained at large in enemy territory for some weeks longer, they could be repatriated to the United States. It was for this that they had made a hazardous parachute jump and destroyed an expensive, very slightly damaged aeroplane.”

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214. “I rejoiced in the Burgundy. It seemed a reminder that the world was an older and better place than Rex knew, that mankind in its long passion had learned another wisdom than his.”

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215. “The languor of Youth – how unique and quintessential it is! How quickly, how irrevocably, lost! The zest, the generous affections, the illusions, the despair, all the traditional attributes of Youth – all save this – come and go with us through life.”

— Evelyn Waugh

216. “I never can understand how two men can write a book together; to me that’s like three people getting together to have a baby.”

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217. “As my intimacy with his family grew, I became part of the world which he sought to escape; I became one of the bonds which held him.”

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218. “Then I knew that the sign I had asked for was not a little thing, not a passing nod of recognition, and a phrase came back to me from my childhood of the veil of the temple being rent from top to bottom.”

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219. “It was during that term that I began to realise that Sebastian was a drunkard in quite a different sense to myself. I got drunk often, but through an excess of high spirits, in the love of the moment, and the wish to prolong and enchant it; Sebastian drank to escape.”

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220. “He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.”

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221. “Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in Old Maid; the player who is finally with it has lost.”

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222. “Edith and Olive and me have talked it over and we want to go and make aeroplanes.”

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223. “I’ve always had two principles throughout all my life in motion-pictures: never do before the camera what you would not do at home and never do at home what you would not do before the camera.”

— Evelyn Waugh

224. “It was his misfortune to be respected as a writer by almost everyone except those with whom he most consorted.”

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225. “Instruction would be wasted on me. Just to give me the form and I’ll sign on the dotted line.”

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226. “Professional reviewers read so many bad books in the course of duty that they get an unhealthy craving for arresting phrases.”

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227. “Next morning at first light to Guy’s surprise the troopship at last emerged from the haze of myth and was seen to be solidly at anchor beyond the mouth of the harbor.”

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228. “Most English gentlemen at this time believed that they had a particular aptitude for endearing themselves to the lower classes. Guy was not troubled by this illusion, but he believed he was rather liked by these particular thirty men. He did not greatly care.”

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229. “There are no poetic ideas; only poetic utterances.”

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230. “MGM bores me when I see them, but I don’t see them much. They have been a help in getting me introductions to morticians, who are the only people worth knowing.”

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231. “He was not at all what is called ‘a character’. He was an innocent, affable old man who had somehow preserved his good humor – much more than that, a mysterious and tranquil joy – throughout a life which to all outward observation had been overloaded with misfortune. He had like many another been born in full sunlight and lived to see night fall.”

— Evelyn Waugh

232. “There are two distinct kinds of meanness – those which come of loving money and of disliking it. Mine was the latter sort.”

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233. “As ants, so soldiers. In the years to come he was to see the process at work again and again, sometimes in grim circumstances, sometimes in pleasant domesticity. Men unnaturally removed from wives and family began at once to build substitute homes, to paint and furnish, to make flower-beds and edge them with white-washed pebbles, to stitch cushion-covers on lonely gun-sites.”

— Evelyn Waugh

234. “As there was no form of government common to the peoples thus segregated, nor tie of language, history, habit or belief, they were called a Republic.”

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235. “In the week which preceded the outbreak of the Second World War – days of surmise and apprehension which cannot, without irony, be called the last days of peace – and on the Sunday morning when all doubts were finally resolved and misconceptions corrected, three rich women thought first and mainly of Basil Seal.”

— Evelyn Waugh

236. “I am sorry to disturb you,′ said James politely, ’but these people wished to shoot us.”

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237. “There was a change in both of us. We had lost a sense of discovery which had infused the anarchy of our first year.”

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238. “The way ran zigzag through a forest of pine which the bitter wind, still that morning, had turned to ice; every bough was adorned with lines of stalactite which shivered and glittered in the morning sun; every needle had a brilliant, vitreous case and when she flicked her whip at a wayside shrub she brought down a tinkling shower of ice-leaves, each the veined impression of its crisp, green counterpart.”

— Evelyn Waugh

239. “It was a small tortoise with Julia’s initials set in diamonds in the living shell, and this slightly obscene object, now slipping impotently on the polished boards, now striding across the card-table, now lumbering over a rug, now withdrawn at a touch, now stretching its neck and swaying its withered, antediluvian head, became a memorable part of the evening, one of those needlehooks of experience which catch the attention when larger matters are at stake.”

— Evelyn Waugh

240. “I always maintain a certain privacy on the sea. One so easily forms acquaintances which become tedious later.”

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241. “Guy left the office unashamed. He felt shaken, as though he had seen a road accident in which he was not concerned. His fingers shook but it was nerves not conscience which troubled him; he was familiar with shame; this trembling, hopeless sense of disaster was something of quite another order; something that would pass and leave no mark.”

— Evelyn Waugh

242. “Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches.”

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243. “To Father Rothschild no passage was worse than any other. He thought of the sufferings of the saints, the mutability of human nature, the Four Last Things, and between whiles repeated snatches of the penitential psalms.”

— Evelyn Waugh

244. “I don’t know what it means, but I didn’t mean it.”

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245. “How could I have known? There seemed time for everything in those days; the world was open to be explored at leisure.”

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246. “Yes I am poor man. When I was very young I used often to be drunk. Now it is very seldom. Once or two times in the year. But always I do something I am very sorry for. I think perhaps I shall get drunk tonight,” he suggested, brightening.”

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247. “Here my last love died. There was nothing remarkable in the manner of its death.”

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248. “Who asked you to the funeral anyway? Were you acquainted with the late parrot?”

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249. “Mi piacerebbe sotterrare qualcosa di prezioso in ogni posto dove sono stato felice e poi, una volta diventato vecchio brutto e povero, potrei sempre tornare a estrarlo e ricordare.”

— Evelyn Waugh

250. “He was like a friend made on board ship, on the high seas; now we had come to his home port.”

— Evelyn Waugh