Top 300 Evelyn Waugh Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.”

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2. “If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.”

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3. “To understand all is to forgive all.”

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4. “Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?”

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5. “One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.”

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6. “You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.”

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7. “When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.”

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8. “If it could only be like this always – always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe and Aloysius in a good temper...”

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9. “O God, make me good, but not yet.”

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10. “Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.”

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11. “Your actions, and your action alone, determines your worth.”

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12. “I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.”

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13. “We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.”

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14. “These memories, which are my life – for we possess nothing certainly except the past – were always with me.”

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15. “Here at the age of thirty-nine I began to be old. I felt stiff and weary in the evenings and reluctant to go out of camp; I developed proprietary claims to certain chairs and newspapers; I regularly drank three glasses of gin before dinner, never more or less, and went to bed immediately after the nine o’clock news. I was always awake and fretful an hour before reveille. Here my last love died.”

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16. “After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.”

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17. “Too late, old boy, too late. The saddest words in the English language.”

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18. “His heart; some long word at the heart. He is dying of a long word.”

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19. “It doesn’t matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.”

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20. “Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.”

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21. “Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.”

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22. “Only when one has lost all curiosity about the future has one reached the age to write an autobiography.”

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23. “I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.”

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24. “I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.”

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25. “There is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.”

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26. “Quomondo sedet sola civitas. Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.”

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27. “Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?”

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28. “A work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions, but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline.”

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29. “I felt that I was leaving part of myself behind, and that wherever I went afterwards I should feel the lack of it, and search for it hopelessly, as ghosts are said to do, frequenting the spots where they buried material treasures without which they cannot pay their way to the nether world.”

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30. “The worse I am, the more I need God. I can’t shut myself out from His mercy. That is what it would mean; starting a life with you, without Him. Julia to Charles.”

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31. “I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.”

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32. “Of children as of procreation – the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable.”

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33. “I had been there before; I knew all about it.”

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34. “We possess nothing certainly except the past.”

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35. “There is an Easter sense in which all things are made new in the risen Christ. A tiny gleam of this is reflected in all true art.”

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36. “I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.”

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37. “I know very few young people, but it seems to me that they are all possessed with an almost fatal hunger for permanence.”

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38. “There is a species of person called a ‘Modern Churchman’ who draws the full salary of a beneficed clergyman and need not commit himself to any religious belief.”

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39. “Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.”

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40. “That’s your little mob in there,’ said Grimes; ‘you let them out at eleven.’ ‘But what am I to teach them?’ said Paul in sudden panic. ‘Oh, I shouldn’t try to teach them anything, not just yet, anyway. Just keep them quiet.”

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41. “Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.”

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42. “His courtesy was somewhat extravagant. He would write and thank people who wrote to thank him for wedding presents and when he encountered anyone as punctilious as himself the correspondence ended only with death.”

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43. “I have been in the scholastic profession long enough to know that nobody enters it unless he has some very good reason that he is anxious to conceal.”

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44. “Pray always for all the learned, the oblique, the delicate. Let them not be quite forgotten at the throne of God when the simple come into their kingdom.”

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45. “I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.”

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46. “So through a world of piety I made my way to Sebastian.”

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47. “Suffering is none the less acute and much more lasting when it is put into words.”

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48. “It may happen in the next hundred years that the English novelists of the present day will come to be valued as we now value the artists and craftsmen of the late eighteenth century.”

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49. “No one could really hate a saint, could they? They can’t really hate God either. When they want to Hate Him and His saints they have to find something like themselves and pretends it’s God and hate that.”

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50. “Prayer and love are learned in the hour when prayer has become impossible and your heart has turned to stone.”

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