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Top 25 Gary Larson Quotes (2025 Update)

Gary Larson Quote: “Welcome to Hell. Here’s your accordion.”

1. “Welcome to Hell. Here’s your accordion.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.”

2. “It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.”

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Gary Larson Quote: “He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him “Dude.””

3. “He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him “Dude.””

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?”

4. “What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and watch what comes out and shake it again. It’s like that.”

5. “You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and watch what comes out and shake it again. It’s like that.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “I never liked my own species.”

6. “I never liked my own species.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?”

7. “If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.”

8. “Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.”

9. “The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.”

10. “You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “I don’t know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.”

11. “I don’t know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm.”

12. “The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “My future plans are hazy, and I’ve yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I’ll miss it. But I have some other interests, especially in music, and I will probably take the opportunity to delve into those things more deeply.”

13. “My future plans are hazy, and I’ve yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I’ll miss it. But I have some other interests, especially in music, and I will probably take the opportunity to delve into those things more deeply.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “On Career Day in high school, you don’t walk around looking for the cartoon guy.”

14. “On Career Day in high school, you don’t walk around looking for the cartoon guy.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.”

15. “Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn’t mean they’re lowly...”

16. “Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn’t mean they’re lowly...”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “Wait a minute! This is grass! We’ve been eating grass!”

17. “Wait a minute! This is grass! We’ve been eating grass!”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “I don’t believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.”

18. “I don’t believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes.”

19. “The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “We judge plants and animals by whether they’re entertaining to us. We...”

20. “We judge plants and animals by whether they’re entertaining to us. We...”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He’s Shark Food.”

21. “Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He’s Shark Food.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “Now this end is called the Thogomizer... after the late Thog Simmons.”

22. “Now this end is called the Thogomizer... after the late Thog Simmons.”

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Gary Larson Quote: “I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview.”

23. “I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “Theme-park approach to nature. We judge plants and animals by whether they’re entertaining to us. We gravitate toward animals and plants that are big, dramatic, beautiful and at eye-level.”

24. “Theme-park approach to nature. We judge plants and animals by whether they’re entertaining to us. We gravitate toward animals and plants that are big, dramatic, beautiful and at eye-level.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “I think I’m maintaining the quality, but internally I’m paying for it.”

25. “I think I’m maintaining the quality, but internally I’m paying for it.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “Charters give public school teachers the flexibility to design programs to the individual student needs. They no longer have to go to a distant bureaucracy to ask for permission. By being allowed to make their own decisions the teachers are able to create strong partnerships with parents.”

26. “Charters give public school teachers the flexibility to design programs to the individual student needs. They no longer have to go to a distant bureaucracy to ask for permission. By being allowed to make their own decisions the teachers are able to create strong partnerships with parents.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.”

27. “I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.”

— Gary Larson

Gary Larson Quote: “I’ve always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.”

28. “I’ve always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.”

— Gary Larson

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