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Top 15 Gene Weingarten Quotes (2025 Update)

Gene Weingarten Quote: “I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became completely aware of this when I had to shift, and realized something had to give.”

1. “I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became completely aware of this when I had to shift, and realized something had to give.”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “I do not believe in public shaming. I do believe that young adults go to college to learn things, and that this process will almost inevitably result in their making mistakes and misjudgments and otherwise acting badly.”

2. “I do not believe in public shaming. I do believe that young adults go to college to learn things, and that this process will almost inevitably result in their making mistakes and misjudgments and otherwise acting badly.”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “I need an irony punctuation mark for the clueless.”

3. “I need an irony punctuation mark for the clueless.”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “Mostly, you become a writer not because you want to get rich or famous, but because you have to write; because there is something inside that must come out.”

4. “Mostly, you become a writer not because you want to get rich or famous, but because you have to write; because there is something inside that must come out.”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “It is a cliche, and it is also true, that humor springs from existential pain – from a need to blunt the awareness that life is essentially a fatal disease of unpredictable symptoms and unknown duration.”

5. “It is a cliche, and it is also true, that humor springs from existential pain – from a need to blunt the awareness that life is essentially a fatal disease of unpredictable symptoms and unknown duration.”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “I am not saying Rubin Carter was guilty. I am saying he was very likely guilty.”

6. “I am not saying Rubin Carter was guilty. I am saying he was very likely guilty.”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “That is my theory to explain the I don’t knows. It’s human.”

7. “That is my theory to explain the I don’t knows. It’s human.”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “I believe that the fragile-flower, idea-intolerant society of victimhood that is being cultivated in many colleges today is really bad.”

8. “I believe that the fragile-flower, idea-intolerant society of victimhood that is being cultivated in many colleges today is really bad.”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “I believe that sensitivity to issues of race and ethnicity is important, and nuanced, even more so when it intersects with the issue of free speech.”

9. “I believe that sensitivity to issues of race and ethnicity is important, and nuanced, even more so when it intersects with the issue of free speech.”

— Gene Weingarten

Gene Weingarten Quote: “Johnny Hart became much less funny after he found sobriety, and religion, around the same time.”

10. “Johnny Hart became much less funny after he found sobriety, and religion, around the same time.”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “The one thing an aspiring writer must understand is that it’s hard. If you think it’s not hard, you’re not doing it right.”

11. “The one thing an aspiring writer must understand is that it’s hard. If you think it’s not hard, you’re not doing it right.”

— Gene Weingarten

Gene Weingarten Quote: “I don’t think there is prejudice against atheists the same way there is prejudice against fat people. I don’t think people hate or contemn atheists; I think people feel sorry for atheists.”

12. “I don’t think there is prejudice against atheists the same way there is prejudice against fat people. I don’t think people hate or contemn atheists; I think people feel sorry for atheists.”

— Gene Weingarten

Gene Weingarten Quote: “I always thought there was some cleverness to the joke diet in which you could eat as much as you want and as often as you want, but everything must be consumed naked in front of a full-length mirror. That would deter me!”

13. “I always thought there was some cleverness to the joke diet in which you could eat as much as you want and as often as you want, but everything must be consumed naked in front of a full-length mirror. That would deter me!”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “I feel like no matter what happens in my career endeavors after today, going to grad school is one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.”

14. “I feel like no matter what happens in my career endeavors after today, going to grad school is one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.”

15. “One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “Shakespeare was such a splendid vulgarian.”

16. “Shakespeare was such a splendid vulgarian.”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.”

17. “Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.”

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Gene Weingarten Quote: “We are all serving time on death row; only the length of our stay is indeterminate. Dead people, walking. If our lives are to be fulfilling, we must be grateful for the experience alone.”

18. “We are all serving time on death row; only the length of our stay is indeterminate. Dead people, walking. If our lives are to be fulfilling, we must be grateful for the experience alone.”

— Gene Weingarten

Gene Weingarten Quote: “I don’t see a point in advertising my marital status when men don’t. Completely ridiculous.”

19. “I don’t see a point in advertising my marital status when men don’t. Completely ridiculous.”

— Gene Weingarten

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