Top 500 George Bernard Shaw Quotes (2024 Update)
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451. “A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.”

— George Bernard Shaw

452. “Patriotism is a word which always commemorates a robbery.”

— George Bernard Shaw

453. “If ‘Pygmalion’ is not good enough for your friends with its own verbal music, their talent must be altogether extraordinary.”

— George Bernard Shaw

454. “When we want to read of the deeds that are done for love, whither do we turn? To the murder column.”

— George Bernard Shaw

455. “If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.”

— George Bernard Shaw

456. “Our political experiment of democracy, the last refuge of cheap misgovernment.”

— George Bernard Shaw

457. “Though all society is founded on intolerance, all improvement is founded on tolerance.”

— George Bernard Shaw

458. “Atrocities are not less atrocities when they occur in laboratories and are called medical research.”

— George Bernard Shaw

459. “Affection between adults – if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown up children – and creatures so relatively selfish and cruel as children necessarily are without knowing it or meaning it, cannot be called natural.”

— George Bernard Shaw

460. “When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, “The one I feed the most.””

— George Bernard Shaw

461. “The only secrets are the secrets that keep themselves.”

— George Bernard Shaw

462. “There is nothing that can be changed more completely than human nature when the job is taken in hand early enough.”

— George Bernard Shaw

463. “A love affair should always be a honeymoon. And the only way to make sure of that is to keep changing the man; for the same man can never keep it up.”

— George Bernard Shaw

464. “In the arts of peace Man is a bungler.”

— George Bernard Shaw

465. “Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it.”

— George Bernard Shaw

466. “You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.”

— George Bernard Shaw

467. “He who desires a lifetime of happiness with a beautiful woman desires to enjoy the taste of wine by keeping his mouth always full of it.”

— George Bernard Shaw

468. “Nobel Prize money is a life-belt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety.”

— George Bernard Shaw

469. “We are members one of another; so that you cannot injure or help your neighbor without injuring or helping yourself.”

— George Bernard Shaw

470. “As you say, I am honoured and famous and rich. But as I have to do all the hard work, and suffer an increasing multitude of fools gladly, it does not feel any better than being reviled, infamous and poor, as I used to be.”

— George Bernard Shaw

471. “Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn.”

— George Bernard Shaw

472. “The trouble with the media is that it seems unable to distinguish between the end of the world and a bicycle accident.”

— George Bernard Shaw

473. “Fine art is the only teacher except torture.”

— George Bernard Shaw

474. “If you say that God is good, great, blessed, wise or any such thing, the starting point is this : God is.”

— George Bernard Shaw

475. “All evolution in thought and conduct must at first appear as heresy and misconduct.”

— George Bernard Shaw

476. “You know, Tolstoy, like myself, wasn’t taken in by superstitions like science and medicine.”

— George Bernard Shaw

477. “The open mind never acts: when we have done our utmost to arrive at a reasonable conclusion, we still must close our minds for the moment with a snap, and act dogmatically on our conclusions.”

— George Bernard Shaw

478. “The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination.”

— George Bernard Shaw

479. “Time enough to think of the future when you haven’t any future to think of.”

— George Bernard Shaw

480. “When the master has come to do everything through the slave, the slave becomes his master, since he cannot live without him.”

— George Bernard Shaw

481. “No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-respect.”

— George Bernard Shaw

482. “Every man over forty is a scoundrel.”

— George Bernard Shaw

483. “Vulgarity in a king flatters the majority of the nation.”

— George Bernard Shaw

484. “Communism, being the lay form of Catholicism, and indeed meaning the same thing, has never had any lack of chaplains.”

— George Bernard Shaw

485. “There was only one virtue, pugnacity; only one vice, pacifism. That is an essential condition of war.”

— George Bernard Shaw

486. “Hurrah for revolution and more cannon-shot! A beggar upon horseback lashes a beggar on foot. Hurrah for revolution and cannon come again! The beggars have changed places, but the lash goes on.”

— George Bernard Shaw

487. “Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor employer or a poor landlord.”

— George Bernard Shaw

488. “The British churchgoer prefers a severe preacher because he thinks a few home truths will do his neighbors no harm.”

— George Bernard Shaw

489. “An Englishman does everything on principle: he fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles.”

— George Bernard Shaw

490. “Hell is full of musical amateurs.”

— George Bernard Shaw

491. “Whenever an obviously well founded statement is made in England by a person specially well acquainted with the facts, that unlucky person is instantly and frantically contradicted by all the people who obviously know nothing about it.”

— George Bernard Shaw

492. “Wisdom is wasted on the old, and youth is wasted on the young.”

— George Bernard Shaw

493. “The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.”

— George Bernard Shaw

494. “Whenever you wish to do anything against the law, Cicely, always consult a good solicitor first.”

— George Bernard Shaw

495. “A soldier is an anachronism of which we must get rid.”

— George Bernard Shaw

496. “Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.”

— George Bernard Shaw

497. “Journalists are too poorly paid in this country to know anything that is fit for publication.”

— George Bernard Shaw

498. “Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.”

— George Bernard Shaw

499. “What man really wishes to do he will find a means of doing.”

— George Bernard Shaw

500. “I find that socialism is often misunderstood by its least intelligent supporters and opponents to mean simply unrestrained indulgence of our natural propensity to heave bricks at respectable persons.”

— George Bernard Shaw