Top 140 Glenn Beck Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “I don’t think we came from monkeys. I think that’s ridiculous. I haven’t seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.”

— Glenn Beck

52. “Trust me: if you just pick up the really obvious bread crumbs, you will find that you have more than enough to find your path. It will transform your life. God isn’t trying to hide anything from you. He’s not being coy or playing games for His own amusement. He’s trying hard to show you the way.”

— Glenn Beck

53. “No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.”

— Glenn Beck

54. “I was still searching for someone to blame for my suffering. I really wanted someone to transfer my hate to, so that I could stop hating myself.”

— Glenn Beck

55. “Everyone wants to feel loved, but when all you feel is alone it’s tough to accomplish anything else.”

— Glenn Beck

56. “I want you to understand clearly, I am not a journalist – be very clear on that. I am an opinion maker.”

— Glenn Beck

57. “A country is made not by policy alone, but by its music, its entertainment shows, all of it.”

— Glenn Beck

58. “Apathy and arrogance: These are the real culprits that affect us all to one degree or another.”

— Glenn Beck

59. “I’m thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I’m wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it.”

— Glenn Beck

60. “Once a week, beginning at sunset on Friday and until sunset on Saturday, the family had to pause. A Jewish merchant had explained the Sabbath to Agios already, back in Egypt. No devout Hebrew could work or travel on that day. If they were near a temple, the family went there. If no temple was available, they prayed where they were. When.”

— Glenn Beck

61. “I said about Van Jones. Be careful. This guy is extraordinarily dangerous and he is smart.”

— Glenn Beck

62. “I remember feeling, ‘If you do not leave now, you won’t leave with your soul intact.’”

— Glenn Beck

63. “People should be free, people should be unencumbered by regulation as much as possible, that big government always goes corrupt and the truth shall always set you free.”

— Glenn Beck

64. “That’s what the tactics are, Nazi tactics. Nazi tactics are progressive tactics first.”

— Glenn Beck

65. “Man, sometimes God really sucks.”

— Glenn Beck

66. “Thomas Jefferson creates the Marines for the Islamic pirates that were happening.”

— Glenn Beck

67. “If you watch tonight’s show, I believe you know that I believe we’re heading into deep and treacherous waters.”

— Glenn Beck

68. “Because even though I was afraid to admit I, I felt like a door had been cracked in my soul. It was a tiny opening, to be sure, but there was the hint of something new in the air, something unexpected.”

— Glenn Beck

69. “The reason that history so often repeats is not only human nature, but also human ignorance.”

— Glenn Beck

70. “There was a shooting at a political camp, which sounds a little like, you know, the Hitler Youth or whatever. I mean, who does a camp for kids that’s all about politics? Disturbing.”

— Glenn Beck

71. “Every time somebody new gets the Ebola virus, it mutates.”

— Glenn Beck

72. “We have the State Department working together with Google, MTV, MSNBC, Facebook, all of these all of these giant corporations. Google now has two executives that we know of that were charged to help this revolution.”

— Glenn Beck

73. “America, I’m gonna shoot straight with you, I think I’ve wasted your time. I think this is the first time I have wasted an hour of your time. I apologize for that.”

— Glenn Beck

74. “It’s frequently said that there is ‘no reason’ for such ‘military-style weapons’ as the Bushmaster to be available to citizens. But isn’t that a lot like saying there is no reason why any civilian should drive a military-style car like the Hummer?”

— Glenn Beck

75. “It’s a different world we’re going into but it’s all based on the Internet. It’s all based on these connections. If you start limiting the connections, you’re going backwards as a society.”

— Glenn Beck

76. “To keep a man a slave you do much the same as the cruel circus masters did to the elephant around the turn of last century. Clamp heavy chains around their legs and stake them to the ground. Then beat and terrorize them. After a while you no longer even have to stake the chain; the elephant gives up and just the mere rattle of the chain convinces the elephant there is no hope, so they give up and do whatever it is the circus requires.”

— Glenn Beck

77. “You’ve never met a more flawed guy than me.”

— Glenn Beck

78. “What’s amazing to me? General Electric has a bigger budget for – special interest budget than all of the oil companies combined, and yet nobody says anything.”

— Glenn Beck

79. “The Nazis learned their propaganda from the progressive movement in the United States.”

— Glenn Beck

80. “I contend that the reason why America is not as happy as it was in 1950 or 1920 or whenever, 100 years ago, is because our priorities are wrong, but it has nothing to do with exploiting the planet and has everything to do with losing faith in God.”

— Glenn Beck

81. “Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It’ll discredit any real legitmate movement.”

— Glenn Beck

82. “Reformed rabbis are generally political in nature. It’s almost like Islam, radicalized Islam in a way, to where it is just radicalized Islam is less about religion than it is about politics. When you look at the Reform Judaism, it is more about politics.”

— Glenn Beck

83. “I haven’t seen a half-monkey, half person yet.”

— Glenn Beck

84. “Hate is on a scale, and is growing on a planetary scale of unprecedented size. The violent left is coming to our streets, all of our streets, to smash, to tear down, to kill, to bankrupt, to destroy. It is will be global in its nature and global in its scope.”

— Glenn Beck

85. “The government,” he told me one night, “is there to act as a safety net, not a candy machine.”

— Glenn Beck

86. “Some may believe we’re on the road to the Hitler youth.”

— Glenn Beck

87. “By the way, I’m not just one man with a chalkboard. I’m one man with four chalkboards.”

— Glenn Beck

88. “I told you, God is not coy. He’s more likely to hit you across the forehead with a two-by-four than whisper in your ear.”

— Glenn Beck

89. “You can hold on to the smallest doubt and take comfort in it, stay in denial and go on with your carefree life, until one day you’re finally cornered by a truth that can no longer be ignored.”

— Glenn Beck

90. “Somehow I understood without the storm I couldn’t know myself.”

— Glenn Beck

91. “Capitalists, if you think that you can play footsies with these people, you’re wrong. They will come for you and drag you into the streets and kill you.”

— Glenn Beck

92. “We think Scott has real good vision and good tools. He’s quick and can run. He took care of the football for us and didn’t put it on the ground. When he saw a crack, he hit it. His line did a good job providing him with opportunities.”

— Glenn Beck

93. “If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.”

— Glenn Beck

94. “Maybe he thought I would run then. Maybe he thought I would be done. But I had been hurt before. I think he underestimated my ability to pick myself up and keep going. Done? Far from it.”

— Glenn Beck

95. “A-tone-ment-its a chance to fix the unfixable and to start all over again. It begins when you forgive yourself for all you’ve done wrong, and forgive others for all they’ve done to you. Your mistakes aren’t mistakes anymore, they’re just things that make you stronger.”

— Glenn Beck

96. “It is no longer enough to just be a good person. We must work to be the next Abraham Lincoln or Martin Luther King. It is noble to strive to be the size of the bronze giant they dedicated this morning in the building behind me. Fredrick Douglas’ time was in the 1800; King’s time has passed. This is our time. This is the next long march toward civil rights and we shall overcome.”

— Glenn Beck

97. “If the average citizen thinks God has nothing to do with government, who then creates our rights and what makes them inalienable?”

— Glenn Beck

98. “If you don’t change, you’re dead or dead inside.”

— Glenn Beck

99. “The purpose of a just government is to prevent plunder, not facilitate it.”

— Glenn Beck

100. “I think the president is a racist.”

— Glenn Beck