Top 140 Glenn Beck Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you’re worthy of the trip.”

— Glenn Beck

2. “Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!”

— Glenn Beck

3. “Hello, you sick twisted freak.”

— Glenn Beck

4. “You never fully appreciate what you had until you don’t have it anymore.”

— Glenn Beck

5. “Always remember where we come from, how we got here, and Who led us into the warmth of the sunshine.”

— Glenn Beck

6. “You can’t love your mother or father if you don’t also have the capacity to grieve their deaths and, perhaps even more so, grieve parts of their lives.”

— Glenn Beck

7. “Everyone needs a place where they can go to just ponder for a while. Silence is important; it’s the only time you can hear the whispering of truth.”

— Glenn Beck

8. “Life is what you make of it. There’s always fun and laughs right under your nose if you’re willing to open your eyes to see it.”

— Glenn Beck

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9. “When you choose the path, you choose the destination.”

— Glenn Beck

10. “You can either complain about how hard your life is, or you can realize that only you are responsible for it.”

— Glenn Beck

11. “All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.”

— Glenn Beck

12. “The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.”

— Glenn Beck

13. “Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.”

— Glenn Beck

14. “People are inherently good. Our souls are magnificent and capable of extraordinary performance.”

— Glenn Beck

15. “Apple might not love me, but I love Apple.”

— Glenn Beck

16. “It is a bizarre world. It is an upside down, inside out, quantum physics world. It is the eve of destruction in America.”

— Glenn Beck

17. “Don’t fall into the trap of believing so deeply in your own ideology that you cannot even see the flaws in it.”

— Glenn Beck

18. “We have allowed the system to be so corrupted that many want justice to be “empathetic,” not blind.”

— Glenn Beck

19. “When I turned 30, I knew my life was at a crossroads. It was either over, or I was going to restart.”

— Glenn Beck

20. “You have three people in the White House that are in love with eugenics or whatever it is you would call it today.”

— Glenn Beck

21. “They want a race war. We must be peaceful people. They are gonna poke and poke and poke, and our government is going to stand by and let them do it. We must be – we must take the role of Martin Luther King, because I do not believe that Martin Luther King believed in, Kill all white babies.”

— Glenn Beck

22. “In my view, the right to bear arms is in the Constitution for three main reasons: self-protection, community protection, and protection from tyrrany.”

— Glenn Beck

23. “If I’m ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could they check into it? Because I’m not suicidal. And I’m a pretty good driver.”

— Glenn Beck

24. “The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.”

— Glenn Beck

25. “I believe that Thomas Jefferson said: ‘If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?’”

— Glenn Beck

26. “Besides, life isn’t meant to be safe. It’s only in our mistakes, our errors, and our faults that we grow and truly live.”

— Glenn Beck

27. “You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one – I can’t speak for you, but I’m on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.”

— Glenn Beck

28. “Following the herd is fine, until they all run off the side of a cliff together.”

— Glenn Beck

29. “You cannot take away freedom to protect it, you cannot destroy the free market to save it, and you cannot uphold freedom of speech by silencing those with whom you disagree. To take rights away to defend them or to spend your way out of debt defies common sense.”

— Glenn Beck

30. “There’s a difference between suspecting a thing and finally knowing it for certain.”

— Glenn Beck

31. “Because others have let us down, it is now our duty to face the hard truths and do the right thing – no matter the personal cost.”

— Glenn Beck

32. “Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.”

— Glenn Beck

33. “I am not a journalist. I’m just a guy who cares. I’m sorry. I’m just a guy who cares an awful lot about my country.”

— Glenn Beck

34. “Defeat anger, stop using it as a shield against truth, and you will find the compassion you need to forgive the people you love.”

— Glenn Beck

35. “If you treat an animal right, they don’t run away. They’re not like us. They run away from people they don’t trust; most times we run away from ourselves.”

— Glenn Beck

36. “I’m a Mormon, but I share your faith in the atonement of the savior, Jesus Christ. In my faith, we have a guy who gave his life for what he believed in. You don’t have to believe it; I’m not asking you to. I’m asking you, “What is it that you believe? Are you willing to give your life?””

— Glenn Beck

37. “Look, calling somebody in a wheelchair handicapable doesn’t all of a sudden give them the power to climb stairs or the ability to grab Ho-Hos off the top shelf.”

— Glenn Beck

38. “I am going to take something I learned over in Israel. Their Independence Day is preceded the 24 hours before with Memorial Day, so it gives them a chance to serve and reflect and then celebrate. I am going to try to start that tradition here in America.”

— Glenn Beck

39. “I say on the air all time, “if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.””

— Glenn Beck

40. “Most times we’re so focused on what we think we want that we can’t appreciate how happy we already are. It’s only when we forget about our problems and help others forget theirs that we realize how good we really have it.”

— Glenn Beck

41. “God takes attendance every day.”

— Glenn Beck

42. “What I am feeling in myself, and what is happening to my physical body, to some extent, and what is happening to me mentally, is not a depression, is not a death. It is a transformation. It is a transcendence.”

— Glenn Beck

43. “For those that think men make progress collectively, I warn you, history teaches: You couldn’t be more wrong.”

— Glenn Beck

44. “I could give a flying crap about the political process We’re an entertainment company.”

— Glenn Beck

45. “Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.”

— Glenn Beck

46. “What’s the difference between a communist or socialist and a progressive? Revolution or evolution? One requires a gun and the other eats away slowly.”

— Glenn Beck

47. “You can’t convince me that the founding fathers wouldn’t allow you to secede.”

— Glenn Beck

48. “If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.”

— Glenn Beck

49. “I collapsed to my knees and looked up at the predawn sky. “I hate you,” I said softly.“I love you,” the voice whispered back.”

— Glenn Beck

50. “No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.”

— Glenn Beck