Top 400 Grady Hendrix Quotes (2024 Update)
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301. “She checked underneath the sink but didn’t see anything that might destroy an evil puppet.”

— Grady Hendrix

302. “Patricia reconsidered. Was he rich?”

— Grady Hendrix

303. “Even an eight-year-old can be dangerous if he gets the drop on you.”

— Grady Hendrix

304. “Abby Rivers was a certified grown-up because she’d finally cried at a movie.”

— Grady Hendrix

305. “Every song was the same song. These were songs for people who were scared to open their mailboxes, whose phone calls never brought good news. These were songs for people standing at the crossroads waiting for the bus. People who bounced between debt collectors and dollar stores, collection agencies and housing offices, family court and emergency rooms, waiting for a check that never came, waiting for a court date, waiting for a call back, waiting for a break, crushed beneath the wheel.”

— Grady Hendrix

306. “What good is free love if nobody showers?”

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307. “Every book was “better than Rosemary’s Baby,” “more terrifying than The Exorcist,” and “in the tradition of The Other!” Read in the right order, the titles painted a grim portrait of Satan marching from free-spirited young demon to middle-aged ennui: Satan’s Holiday, Satan’s Gal, Satan’s Seed, Satan’s Child, Satan’s Bride, Satan Sublets, The Sorrows of Satan, Satan’s Mistress, Satan: His Psychotherapy and His Cure.”

— Grady Hendrix

308. “Marasco was a high school English teacher, so his illusions about human nature had long ago been stomped to death.”

— Grady Hendrix

309. “You’re just like Mom! Everything has to be a big production and you’re the star. All because you can’t face the fact that your life is sad and empty. Mom is dead. Dad is dead. The house is empty. You’re all alone.”

— Grady Hendrix

310. “Abby ate shark for the first time. It tasted like steak made out of fish.”

— Grady Hendrix

311. “I don’t believe in coincidence. The universe always has a plan. It’s our job to perceive it.”

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312. “It’s where we grew up,′ Louise said. ‘The only things here are memories, and those can’t hurt us.”

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313. “Kris,” he said. “Let us go into a battle from which we may never return. But I have sworn Odin’s Oath to keep you safe, and I believe in our victory. For our hearts are pure, Troglodyte is with us, and I just gave the van its annual emissions inspection.” With that, he dropped the minivan into drive. “Until Valhalla!” he shouted. And they took off on their final ride.”

— Grady Hendrix

314. “The spirit of Christmas, it seemed, had touched us all, each in different ways. Some of us were rich, some of us were dead, some of us were on a steamship to Brazil, and some of us had avoided prosecution for manslaughter.”

— Grady Hendrix

315. “They filled up their time between childhood and old age trying to be as unremarkable as possible.”

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316. “We get subjected to sequels. That’s what makes our guys different, that’s what makes them monsters – they keep coming back.”

— Grady Hendrix

317. “Don’t be absurd,′ Grace said. ‘Mrs. Greene and I will stay behind. We’ve been cleaning up after men our entire lives. This is no different.”

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318. “She turned to the back section about the trials, and read about Charles Manson getting sentenced to death over and over again as if it were a bedtime story. She needed to reassure herself that not all men got away with it, not every time. She read about Charles Manson’s sentencing until her eyes got grainy and she fell asleep.”

— Grady Hendrix

319. “At the end of the day, some rich white people lost their money. Some poor black people lost their homes. That’s just how it goes.”

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320. “His words resonated with something deep inside Amy’s mind. She did run around, trying desperately to get somewhere, and what was the point? Was there a point?”

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321. “I’m not sure how we could have been expected to know that a significant portion of them had parents deployed overseas. I also feel like maybe the first little girl who started crying might have been looking for attention?”

— Grady Hendrix

322. “She marveled at how easy they were with each other, how they got along so unselfconsciously, how different they were from her and Mark.”

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323. “You have so much, but he has so little.”

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324. “Things change, flesh rots, houses decay and fall into disrepair – there’s no point complaining. But the lost creativity makes you want to scream and pound on the inside of your coffin lid as it’s being nailed into place.”

— Grady Hendrix

325. “Abby realized that no one was going to do anything. For five years, Gretchen had been the perfect Albemarle student, and the faculty still saw what they were used to seeing – not what was really happening.”

— Grady Hendrix

326. “That was all over now. The cards on every occasion, the phone calls on every birthday, the Christmas newsletter going out to however many hundreds of people. None of it would ever happen again.”

— Grady Hendrix

327. “I am not sure what the appropriate gesture is to make toward the family of the woman who bit off your ear, but if you felt absolutely compelled, I certainly wouldn’t take food.”

— Grady Hendrix

328. “I bet the only time people ever talk to him is when they ask if he’s saving that seat next to him at the movies.”

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329. “The final girl and the monster are two sides of one person. Think about it. One runs fast, and screams, and is resourceful, and fights for her friends. The other is slow, and implacable, and silent, and he kills, and is alone.”

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330. “Someone comes along saying they’ll save you and you throw yourself into their arms and let them make all the decisions. You can only hope that by the time you come to your senses they haven’t done too much damage.”

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331. “You don’t separate Heather from her drugs, or Dani from Michelle, or Julia from her feminist theory, and you don’t separate Marilyn Torres from her social life. It’s her religion.”

— Grady Hendrix

332. “I need to be morbid,′ she said, and gave him her “brave soldier” smile. ‘Have a nice time.”

— Grady Hendrix

333. “She became their loudest advocate and their most vocal defender. She pursued every conspiracy theory and used the settlement from her homecoming night massacre to fund legal challenges to their convictions.”

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334. “A no-good man will tell you he’s going to change.”

— Grady Hendrix

335. “No. She would not say it. If she said it, then she was agreeing this was fine, that it was okay for a weird person she did not know to give her a Bible.”

— Grady Hendrix

336. “Pat, the store’s general manager, was jogging over in a Van Halen T-shirt and sweatpants.”

— Grady Hendrix

337. “Then let’s rock and roll!” she said. “But first, I’ve got a bladder full of passion fruit lemonade that needs a download, and I warn y’all, the walls in here are real thin. You might want to go outside.”

— Grady Hendrix

338. “Mark acting normal, but a puppet had tried to kill her and she wasn’t normal anymore. She laughed harder.”

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339. “She didn’t worry, she didn’t smile, she didn’t feel out of place. A girl with a guitar never has to apologize for anything.”

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340. “The point, she realized, was that for once in his life, Mark wasn’t going to win after all.”

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341. “Sorry about this,” he said, his massive jaws grinding the meat. “Andras is the sixty-third entity in the Lesser Key of Solomon, a grand marquis of hell and commander of thirty legions of demons, known as the sower of discord and bringer of ruin. I need to protein-load.”

— Grady Hendrix

342. “She knew what to do if too many people showed up for supper, or if someone arrived early for a party, but what did you do when rats attacked your mother-in-law? Who told you how to cope with that?”

— Grady Hendrix

343. “So many new people are moving here. It used to be you’d only see bumper stickers for the Gamecocks, or Clemson, or the Citadel. Now you’ve got people driving around with Alabama and UVA stickers. Any one of them could be a serial killer for all we know.”

— Grady Hendrix

344. “Mothering, manipulating – sometimes there wasn’t a difference. She’d learned that from her mom.”

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345. “Adrienne’s face is all over the news. It’s been a long time since anyone cared about a living final girl, but I guess a dead one really brings the circus into town.”

— Grady Hendrix

346. “Everyone knew that any place up north was roughly the same: lawless, relatively savage, and while they might have nice museums and the Statue of Liberty, people cared so little for each other they’d let you die in the street.”

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347. “Chrissy said there were only two forces in the world and they balance each other: life and death. Creation and destruction. But she’s wrong. There’s only one. Because no matter how hard we try, we can’t stop life. No matter how much we fight, no matter how many we kill, things keep changing, and growing, and living, and people get lost, and fall away, and come back, and get born, and move on, and no matter what it’s all so much, it’s all so hard, the way life just keeps going and going.”

— Grady Hendrix

348. “Hitler said caffeine was poison,” Blue said.”

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349. “It’s degrading to watch the woman who hauled us back from the brink reduced to the status of waitress for her children. Eventually they won’t have their mother to be their short-order cook and laundress and maid. They’ll have to trick some poor woman into marrying them to get all that for free again.”

— Grady Hendrix

350. “You’re on your side,” Mrs. Greene said. “Don’t ever fool yourself about that.”

— Grady Hendrix