Top 400 Grady Hendrix Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “But there’s always been an unspoken agreement that we have to keep coming, no matter what, because this is the only consistent, dependable thing in Heather’s life.”

— Grady Hendrix

2. “Life doesn’t care what you want, other people don’t care what you want. All that matters is what you do.”

— Grady Hendrix

3. “Sometimes she craved a little danger. And that was why she had book club.”

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4. “You have a smile like fire and eyes like thunder, and you make servants kill their masters and children kill their parents. You are the devourer of stars, the destroyer of time, the rash solution, the cleaving that can never be rejoined, giver of dooming rage.”

— Grady Hendrix

5. “Hard rock, heavy metal, stoner rock, doom metal-it all dragged itself up out of the swamp called the blues.”

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6. “Does this ever end? Will there always be someone out there turning little boys into monsters? Will we always be final girls? Will there always be monsters killing us? How do we stop the snake from eating its own tail?”

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7. “But how do I know if the man I’m dating is the devil?” I hear you ask. Here are some warning signs learned from Seed of Evil: Does he refuse to use contractions when he speaks? Does he deliver pickup lines like, “You live on the edge of darkness”?”

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8. “Gated communities let you choose your neighbors so the people around you are the kind of people you want around your children. By the time this century is over I expect just about everyone will live in a gated community.”

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9. “There’s nothing waiting inside but retail slavery, endless exploitation, and personal subjugation to the whims of our corporate overlords.” If.”

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10. “She didn’t expect life to be fair, but did it have to be so relentless?”

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11. “I love you, Gretchen Lang. You are my reflection and my shadow and I will not let you go. We are bound together forever and ever! Until Halley’s Comet comes around again. I love you dearly and I love you queerly and no demon is bigger than this!”

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12. “A reader lives many lives,” James Harris said. “The person who doesn’t read lives but one. But if you’re happy just doing what you’re told and reading what other people think you should read, then don’t let me stop you. I just find it sad.”

— Grady Hendrix

13. “By the power of Phil Collins, I rebuke you!” she said. “By the power of Phil Collins, who knows that you coming back to me is against all odds, in his name I command you to leave this servant of Genesis alone.”

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14. “The more Amy struggled, the faster she sank. Every month she shuffled around less and less money to cover the same number of bills. The hamster wheel kept spinning and spinning and spinning. Sometimes she wanted to let go and find out exactly how far she’d fall if she just stopped fighting. She didn’t expect life to be fair, but did it have to be so relentless?”

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15. “Horror is a woman’s genre, and it has been all the way back to the oldest horror novel.”

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16. “West Virginia was a haunted house. Grocery stores sat dark, empty diners stared out from blank windows, farmhouses collapsed beside the highway like rotten teeth.”

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17. “Wasting food is no joke!” he’d shout. “That’s how Karen Carpenter died!”

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18. “When those things happened, they learned that although those inches may add up to miles, sometimes those miles were only inches after all.”

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19. “Abby and Gretchen still kept up, but it was phone calls and letters, then postcards and voicemail, and finally emails and Facebook likes. There was no falling-out, no great tragedy, just a hundred thousand trivial moments they didn’t share, each one an inch of distance between them, and eventually those inches added up to miles.”

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20. “I wanted to pit Dracula against my mom. As you’ll see, it’s not a fair fight.”

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21. “A girl with a guitar never has to apologize for anything.”

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22. “Pain is a four letter word the weak use to get out of doing what must be done.”

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23. “There are enough people running around in here. It’s starting to feel like an episode of Scooby-Doo.”

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24. “She could decide how she was going to be. She had a choice. Life could be an endless series of joyless chores, or she could get totally pumped and make it fun. There were bad things, and there were good things, but she got to choose which things to focus on. Her mom focused only on the bad things. Abby didn’t have to.”

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25. “It was the voice of a preacher, a voice of the past, a voice for cathedrals, a voice from a time before microphones. It was a voice that denounced witches and flogged sinners. It was a voice that sang Latin while women burned at the stake and men were crushed beneath stones.”

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26. “Grace was right: it made no sense, but sometimes you did a thing because that was just what you did, not because it was sensible.”

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27. “It’s complicated. But pain and fear have a way of simplifying things.”

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28. “Corn dogs,” the exorcist said, “are all the proof I need that there is a God.”

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29. “Kris had been alive long enough to know it was dangerous when men accused you of being better than them.”

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30. “Something I learned from the Serbian tribes. Churches are built where saints were martyred. A bridge requires a child in its foundations if it is to hold. All great works must begin with a sacrifice.”

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31. “We’re a book club,” Maryellen said. “What are we supposed to do? Read him to death? Use strong language?”

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32. “A no-good man will tell you he’s going to change,” she said. “He’ll tell you whatever you want to hear, but you’re the fool if you don’t believe what you see.”

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33. “I think,” Grace said, and they sat up straighter, “that it shows a remarkable lack of planning on Betty’s part. If you’re going to murder your best friend with an axe, you should make sure you know what you’re doing.”

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34. “Let’s make sure it’s really raining before we worry about floods.”

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35. “A song isn’t a commercial for an album. It isn’t a tool to build name awareness or reinforce your brand. A song is a bullet that can shatter your chains.”

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36. “Why do you pretend what we do is nothing?” she asked. “Every day, all the chaos and messiness of life happens and every day we clean it all up. Without us, they would just wallow in filth and disorder and nothing of any consequence would ever get done. Who taught you to sneer at that? I’ll tell you who. Someone who took their mother for granted.”

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37. “Of course, every mother thinks her baby is perfect, but at some point, as her home fills with dead bodies, she has to face facts and admit that the fruit of her womb is a face-eating beast spawned from the deepest recesses of hell.”

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38. “It’s April 1988 and the world belongs to them.”

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39. “All great works must begin with a sacrifice.”

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40. “Being a teenager isn’t a number, ” Maryellen said. “It’s the age when you stop liking them.”

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41. “We’re getting out of here,” she said. “The store will try to stop us. It’ll disorient you, get inside your head, try to confuse you and control you. But if you stay focused, you can block it out. You have to fight, do you understand?”

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42. “Mark gone, Pupkin now,” Pupkin screeched.”

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43. “For her, the world was divided into two kinds of jobs: those where you had to stand up, and those where you could sit down. If you were standing up, you were paid hourly. If you were sitting down, you were salaried.”

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44. “That was her nature. Fail and quit. If you cut her open, it was fail and quit right down to her bones.”

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45. “These false prophets come wandering into town, take hold of your mind, and lead you down a primrose path... People fall for honeyed words.”

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46. “Magicians think they’re wise and witty, full of patter and panache, walking around like they don’t deserve to be shot in the back of the head and dumped in a lake. For all the grandeur of its self-regard, magic consists of nothing more than making a total stranger feel stupid. Worse, the magician usually dresses like a jackass”.”

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47. “The problem was the liars. They said she could do anything she set her mind to, they told her she should shoot for the moon because if she missed she’d be among the stars, they made movies tricking her into thinking she could achieve heroic things. All lies. Because she was born to answer phones in call centers, to carry bags to customers’ cars, to punch a clock, to measure her life in smoke breaks. To think otherwise was insane.”

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48. “In the center of the Minotaur’s labyrinth lies something precious: monstrous knowledge. Each of us has a monster we must confront, a monster designed to test our personal weaknesses.”

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49. “Work gives you a goal. It lets you build something that lives on after you’re gone. Work has a purpose beyond making money.”

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50. “Dogs are good and often form armies to assist humans fighting Satan, whereas cats can go either way.”

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