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Top 10 H. Allen Smith Quotes (2025 Update)

H. Allen Smith Quote: “Put it back in the horse!”

1. “Put it back in the horse!”

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H. Allen Smith Quote: “On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.”

2. “On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.”

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H. Allen Smith Quote: “Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.”

3. “Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.”

— H. Allen Smith

H. Allen Smith Quote: “The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.”

4. “The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.”

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H. Allen Smith Quote: “Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.”

5. “Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.”

— H. Allen Smith

H. Allen Smith Quote: “We believe in healthy, hearty laughter – at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.”

6. “We believe in healthy, hearty laughter – at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.”

— H. Allen Smith

H. Allen Smith Quote: “Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.”

7. “Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.”

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H. Allen Smith Quote: “There’s such a thing as too much point on a pencil.”

8. “There’s such a thing as too much point on a pencil.”

— H. Allen Smith

H. Allen Smith Quote: “From tender infancy Smith has been an early riser. He sleeps so little that Morpheus barely knows him by sight. When he dreams he only has time for a synopsis. He was the first man to discover that you can cut a sleeping pill in half and enjoy a nap.”

9. “From tender infancy Smith has been an early riser. He sleeps so little that Morpheus barely knows him by sight. When he dreams he only has time for a synopsis. He was the first man to discover that you can cut a sleeping pill in half and enjoy a nap.”

— H. Allen Smith

H. Allen Smith Quote: “When I was five years old I fell head downward into an empty cistern and was not found until six hours later, at which time I was quietly eating dirt. The year after that I fell out of a neighbor’s barn loft. These experiences constitute an adequate preparation for a career in journalism – the equivalent of four years in college.”

10. “When I was five years old I fell head downward into an empty cistern and was not found until six hours later, at which time I was quietly eating dirt. The year after that I fell out of a neighbor’s barn loft. These experiences constitute an adequate preparation for a career in journalism – the equivalent of four years in college.”

— H. Allen Smith

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