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Top 20 Haven Kimmel Quotes (2025 Update)

Haven Kimmel Quote: “But I think that what you’ll discover more and more as you get older is that most people aren’t thinking about you at all.”

1. “But I think that what you’ll discover more and more as you get older is that most people aren’t thinking about you at all.”

— Haven Kimmel

Haven Kimmel Quote: “Contrary to popular opinion, my dad was not a lazy man. He was not lazy at all, for instance, when it came to Going Places In His Truck. He was also very industrious about Preparing To Go Camping. And if something really interested him, he would work on it all day.”

2. “Contrary to popular opinion, my dad was not a lazy man. He was not lazy at all, for instance, when it came to Going Places In His Truck. He was also very industrious about Preparing To Go Camping. And if something really interested him, he would work on it all day.”

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Haven Kimmel Quote: “What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won’t give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp.”

3. “What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won’t give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp.”

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Haven Kimmel Quote: “I later discovered that in order to be a good athlete one must care intensely what is happening with a ball, even if one doesn’t have possession of it. This was ultimately my failure: my inability to work up a passion for the location of balls.”

4. “I later discovered that in order to be a good athlete one must care intensely what is happening with a ball, even if one doesn’t have possession of it. This was ultimately my failure: my inability to work up a passion for the location of balls.”

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Haven Kimmel Quote: “I respect every way in which you are a troublemaker, now get up and do what your mother says.”

5. “I respect every way in which you are a troublemaker, now get up and do what your mother says.”

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Haven Kimmel Quote: “It was an Indian summer afternoon in Indiana, a rare gift. We walked home slowly. I thought Mom might be wrong about me having all I needed, but just at that moment, I had no need to complain.”

6. “It was an Indian summer afternoon in Indiana, a rare gift. We walked home slowly. I thought Mom might be wrong about me having all I needed, but just at that moment, I had no need to complain.”

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Haven Kimmel Quote: “They did a lot of cleaning in their house, which I considered to be a sign of immoral parenting. The job of parents, as I saw it, was to watch television and step into a child’s life only when absolutely necessary, like in the event of a tornado or a potential kidnapping.”

7. “They did a lot of cleaning in their house, which I considered to be a sign of immoral parenting. The job of parents, as I saw it, was to watch television and step into a child’s life only when absolutely necessary, like in the event of a tornado or a potential kidnapping.”

— Haven Kimmel

Haven Kimmel Quote: “My hair looks like it had been purchased at a rummage sale after all the real hair was gone.”

8. “My hair looks like it had been purchased at a rummage sale after all the real hair was gone.”

— Haven Kimmel

Haven Kimmel Quote: “Decoupage hit Mooreland pretty hard...”

9. “Decoupage hit Mooreland pretty hard...”

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Haven Kimmel Quote: “The distance between Mooreland in 1965 and a city like San Francisco in 1965 is roughly equivalent to the distance starlight must travel before we look up casually from a cornfield and see it.”

10. “The distance between Mooreland in 1965 and a city like San Francisco in 1965 is roughly equivalent to the distance starlight must travel before we look up casually from a cornfield and see it.”

— Haven Kimmel

Haven Kimmel Quote: “The book was so clean and white, and the letters were so perfectly black and defenseless; it would have been like tearing the ears off a kitten.”

11. “The book was so clean and white, and the letters were so perfectly black and defenseless; it would have been like tearing the ears off a kitten.”

— Haven Kimmel

Haven Kimmel Quote: “It was just your life. You were just living your life.”

12. “It was just your life. You were just living your life.”

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Haven Kimmel Quote: “I once heard her tell a friend that she was, in fact, a 120-pound woman, but she kept herself wrapped in fat in order to prevent bruising.”

13. “I once heard her tell a friend that she was, in fact, a 120-pound woman, but she kept herself wrapped in fat in order to prevent bruising.”

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Haven Kimmel Quote: “And then there were men who were violently afraid of losing to a woman, the scariest men in the world. They become dictators, heads of state, bureaucrats, men with deadly weapons, they were everywhere. Sometimes she could pick one out with a look, but they were often charming, they had to have the power to attract in order to dominate.”

14. “And then there were men who were violently afraid of losing to a woman, the scariest men in the world. They become dictators, heads of state, bureaucrats, men with deadly weapons, they were everywhere. Sometimes she could pick one out with a look, but they were often charming, they had to have the power to attract in order to dominate.”

— Haven Kimmel

Haven Kimmel Quote: “I couldn’t for the life of me figure out how long a person had to live, or how good she had to be, to get her hands on some treasure.”

15. “I couldn’t for the life of me figure out how long a person had to live, or how good she had to be, to get her hands on some treasure.”

— Haven Kimmel

Haven Kimmel Quote: “Mother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent bruising.”

16. “Mother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent bruising.”

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Haven Kimmel Quote: “Mooreland is a long way to go to not to be anywhere when you get there.”

17. “Mooreland is a long way to go to not to be anywhere when you get there.”

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Haven Kimmel Quote: “I sensed weeping and salvation in the air, two of my least favorite things.”

18. “I sensed weeping and salvation in the air, two of my least favorite things.”

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Haven Kimmel Quote: “On Jesus: “Everyone around me was flat-out in love with him, and who wouldn’t be? He was good with animals, he loved his mother, and he wasn’t afraid of blind people.”

19. “On Jesus: “Everyone around me was flat-out in love with him, and who wouldn’t be? He was good with animals, he loved his mother, and he wasn’t afraid of blind people.”

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Haven Kimmel Quote: “My mom insisted on saying such things, even though almost no one understood what she meant. My Dad sometimes called her Addlebrain because she read so many books.”

20. “My mom insisted on saying such things, even though almost no one understood what she meant. My Dad sometimes called her Addlebrain because she read so many books.”

— Haven Kimmel

Haven Kimmel Quote: “My mother was good at reading books, making cinnamon biscuits, and coloring in a coloring book. Also she was a good eater of popcorn and knitter of sweaters with my initials right in them. She could sit really still. She knew how to believe in God and sing really loudly. When she sneezed our whole house rocked. My father was a great smoker and driver of vehicles... He could hold a full coffee cup while driving and never spill a drop, even going over bumps. He lost his temper faster than anyone.”

21. “My mother was good at reading books, making cinnamon biscuits, and coloring in a coloring book. Also she was a good eater of popcorn and knitter of sweaters with my initials right in them. She could sit really still. She knew how to believe in God and sing really loudly. When she sneezed our whole house rocked. My father was a great smoker and driver of vehicles... He could hold a full coffee cup while driving and never spill a drop, even going over bumps. He lost his temper faster than anyone.”

— Haven Kimmel

Haven Kimmel Quote: “She had taken her vows and then they had taken her, and the forces amassed against her were greater than love, greater than obligation. They were elemental, heavy as a dead planet.”

22. “She had taken her vows and then they had taken her, and the forces amassed against her were greater than love, greater than obligation. They were elemental, heavy as a dead planet.”

— Haven Kimmel

Haven Kimmel Quote: “On my end-of-the-year report card all she wrote was “Is disruptive in class. Colors outside the lines. Talks out of turn.” When I showed it to my parents, they read it out loud to me, and my mom said, “Good for you, sweetheart.” And my dad gave me a little pat on the back.”

23. “On my end-of-the-year report card all she wrote was “Is disruptive in class. Colors outside the lines. Talks out of turn.” When I showed it to my parents, they read it out loud to me, and my mom said, “Good for you, sweetheart.” And my dad gave me a little pat on the back.”

— Haven Kimmel

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