Top 50 Heather Brewer Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.”

— Heather Brewer

2. “Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.”

— Heather Brewer

3. “Bullying is a horrible thing. It sticks with you forever. It poisons you. But only if you let it.”

— Heather Brewer

4. “Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn’t home.”

— Heather Brewer

5. “People fear what they can’t understand and harm what they fear.”

— Heather Brewer

6. “It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.”

— Heather Brewer

7. “The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.”

— Heather Brewer

8. “It was tough attempting to be social with people who’d rather pretend you didn’t exist.”

— Heather Brewer

9. “When the three of them stepped inside, they were greeted by the Muzak version of “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance. Vlad and Henry exchanged looks of horror, and Vlad sighed. “Is nothing sacred?”

— Heather Brewer

10. “Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.”

— Heather Brewer

11. “Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up.”

— Heather Brewer

12. “Vampires are people too. They’ve got their own problems, they just drink blood.”

— Heather Brewer

13. “Present company excluded, this looked to be the most pleasant detention ever experienced by mankind. Further proof that librarians should run the world-or a least be in charge of detention at Bathory High.”

— Heather Brewer

14. “Vlad’s heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.”

— Heather Brewer

15. “A crease found it’s way onto Joss’s forehead. Because he was certain that Sirus was wrong. Girls were more complicated than boys. Girls communicated in a language that only they understood. And Joss wasn’t sure at all that he would ever understand them.”

— Heather Brewer

16. “There’s nothing you can do, Sirus. No one can do this for me, and no one can swoop in and rescue me every time I’m challenged. I have to do this on my own.”

— Heather Brewer

17. “Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.”

— Heather Brewer

18. “A label doesn’t make something so. A label is just a word. It’s what a person does that makes them who they are.”

— Heather Brewer

19. “Do you believe i am the Pravus?”

— Heather Brewer

20. “Night hid the ugly of the world. And sometimes, when I was feeling ugly, I was grateful that it would hide me, too.”

— Heather Brewer

21. “I’m a creature of the night for God’s sake And she wants me home by eleven?”

— Heather Brewer

22. “Joss’s ears perked up. He loved libraries. Nowhere else in the world felt so safe and homey. Nowhere else smelled like books and dust and happy solitude quite like a library did.”

— Heather Brewer

23. “Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they’re sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.”

— Heather Brewer

24. “Dude, you’re a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.”

— Heather Brewer

25. “Kid, not everything in life can be summed up neatly in a paragraph. No book has all of the answers. Not even the really good ones. You have to find the answers yourself sometimes.”

— Heather Brewer

26. “Someday, my young friend, you’ll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.”

— Heather Brewer

27. “A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.”

— Heather Brewer

28. “Vlad’s feet slowed to a stop. “But I’m not goth.” Both Snow and October stopped in their tracks and stared at him. “Wow, Vlad!” Snow shouted. “You’re so goth you don’t even know you’re goth.”

— Heather Brewer

29. “To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.”

— Heather Brewer

30. “People can only really bother you if you let them.”

— Heather Brewer

31. “I’m too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.”

— Heather Brewer

32. “Live and everyone would die. Die and everyone would live. It seemed like such a simple choice. But nothing is ever as simple as it seems.”

— Heather Brewer

33. “Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don’t care if they’re sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.”

— Heather Brewer

34. “Henry dropped his voice to a horrifed, but confused, whisper. “A knife? Or a dagger?”... Vlad wrinkled his forehead in uncertainty. “What’s the difference?“Henry shrugged as if it were obvious. “One’s for eating; one’s for stabbing.”

— Heather Brewer

35. “Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one’s friends wisely.”

— Heather Brewer

36. “Otis D’ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!”

— Heather Brewer

37. “If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.”

— Heather Brewer

38. “Vlad blinked, unsure where her question was coming from and, more importantly, where it was going.”

— Heather Brewer

39. “Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down.”

— Heather Brewer

40. “I swallowed hard. It was my life. And it was my choice how I decided to live it.”

— Heather Brewer

41. “Read the vladimir tod series.”

— Heather Brewer

42. “I wuff aunt Newwy’s chippen!”

— Heather Brewer

43. “If I ever find you lurking about in my thoughts again, Vlad, I will be most displeased. You stay out of my mind, and I’ll sty out of yours. Agreed?”

— Heather Brewer

44. “If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.”

— Heather Brewer

45. “Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seemed more of a fairy tale than anything else. Like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, only with fangs.”

— Heather Brewer

46. “I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won’t even get in the car with me.”

— Heather Brewer

47. “Could you get O positive this time? That’s my favorite.”

— Heather Brewer

48. “Oh my glob!”

— Heather Brewer

49. “Putting a body in a box as a keepsake for mortals to cling to long after everything that was that person is gone – it turns my stomach. Graveyards are for the living, not the dead.”

— Heather Brewer

50. “Don’t you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?”

— Heather Brewer