Top 160 Helena Hunting Quotes (2026 Update)

1. “You’re a beautiful man with a beautiful heart.”

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2. “I want to be his love slave. An image of me in a black corset wearing a collar with a leash attached to it pops into my head. Maybe stupid Lydia was right to cut the smut from the book club for a while.”

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3. “You can’t live in fear of what-ifs.”

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4. “Do you think I’m too broken to be fixed?” The.”

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5. “Kissing is an art. It’s the most important part of foreplay.”

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6. “For the first time in my entire life, I understand what it means to be with someone who will give and not just take.”

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7. “Buck used to be a huge manwhore. Like, epically slutty. Sunny has done a great job of taming him. He’s like a big, well-groomed, fun-loving yeti when it comes to her.”

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8. “It’s hard not to be into a girl who tells you she loves your cock repeatedly as she comes.”

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9. “I can’t wait to have my mouth on you again. I’m gonna eat you like I’m on death row and you’re my last goddamned meal.”

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10. “You’re the most beautiful thing in my life.”

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11. “Oh my God! She is so cute! Can you even imagine how adorable their little ginger babies would be?” April.”

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12. “Maybe I can braid your hair, and we can talk about our life goals.” Sarah wrinkles her nose. “Or maybe you can check to see whether I’m wearing panties or not.” “So hair braiding is out?” “Uh, yeah, unless it’s a euphemism for taking your clothes off.”

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13. “Oh God, it’s pierced cock magic!”

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14. “What if it doesn’t work out?” “What if it does?” “I don’t want to get hurt again.” “I don’t want to hurt you, Amie, I want to love you.”

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15. “I don’t want to be alone anymore.”

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16. “Sometimes the biggest mistakes are made with the best of intentions.”

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17. “Please don’t leave me. Not again. Please. It hurts too much to be without you. I don’t know how.”

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18. “You can’t control other people’s feelings. All you can do is put yourself out there and hope she’s going to feel the same way.”

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19. “She’s everything. She’s all the missing pieces I need to feel whole.”

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20. “I think you learn how to live with holes in your heart. You can’t patch them up, or plug them with other people, but you find ways to make it bearable, if that makes sense.”

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21. “Life isn’t all roses and unicorn farts made of glitter and Chanel No. 5. There are as many downs as there are ups.”

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22. “No one ever mentions how much harder everything is once the funeral is over, when everyone else goes back to living their lives and we’re stuck here, wading through years of memories and trapped in the relentless grip of grief.”

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23. “The sun isn’t as bright when you’re not here for it to shine on.”

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24. “I want all your dark secrets to be mine to keep. I want all your pieces, all the things that make you who you are. I don’t care if you think you’re bent or broken; let me love all of you.”

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25. “My mind is wandering like a squirrel on Red Bull.”

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26. “Holy hell, am I ever full. Of unfiltered monster cock.”

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27. “He’s got it bad for my boobs. He asked them out on the date, not me.”

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28. “Verdict: Beaverscaping is dangerous.”

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29. “My fingers touch each other and he’s squishy, like a sea cucumber. Those creatures are a demonstration of God’s fixation with wieners.”

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30. “Thank you for being brave enough to come here today to meet all of us despite how uncomfortable it must have been.”

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31. “I’m so pucked. There’d better be a support group for hockey hookers.”

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32. “He’s more persistent than a case of crabs in a rent-by-the-hour motel.”

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33. “I won’t as long as you drop the perfect gentleman crap. That’s a deal breaker. My boobs won’t tolerate it.” “I love your boobs, they’re so fun.” His smile is panty wetting. “I’ll pick them up at seven?”

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34. “You can’t blackball people out of a book club.” “Says who? I was happy reading mindless smut. I’m buying the CliffsNotes.”

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35. “I’m so tired of the emptiness. I’m tired of the endless ache, and I’m willing her to be the one who can fix that for me.”

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36. “No one gets that much money for sucking, not even extremely skilled prostitutes.”

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37. “I love you,” Alex says. I can’t hear the words because it is too damn loud. For all I know he’s actually saying “vacuum” which looks like “I love you.”

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38. “I continue to laugh until I start crying, which turns into hysterical, desperate sobs. I don’t want to end up as Violet Balls. I wanted to be Violet Waters – it sounds so romantic – and Alex ruined it all. My life sucks Randy’s balls.”

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39. “You’re all the good things I didn’t know I was missing.”

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40. “I have so much love for you.”

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41. “You really shouldn’t smoke. It’s bad for your health.” I’m irritated by the attention he’s drawing to us and my fake bad habit, so I fire off an insult. “So are venereal diseases. You don’t hear me lecturing you on your whoriness.”

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42. “He’s been in love with you since you were kids. He just didn’t know how to love you without taking over your entire world, or letting you take over his. He needed you to be strong enough to put him in his place, and you are, which means things are finally going to be as they should.”

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43. “Because you look like you’re good at breaking hearts and bed frames.”

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44. “I guess it’s her prerogative if she only wants it doggy-style this weekend.” The kid behind the counter coughs. I.”

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45. “My boobs are willing; the rest of me will come along. I’m not one hundred percent sold on you like they seem to be.”

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46. “I kept hoping she’d decide I was enough. Stupid, huh?” “It’s not stupid, Lance. Sometimes it’s hard to tell your heart not to want someone, even if all they do is hurt you.”

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47. “It’s always going to be me and you, Charlene. Whatever you need, I’ll be that for you.”

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48. “I’ve thought about this a lot. I’ve researched the costumes. Not that Alex needs to know this. A beaver only gets promised to her Super MC once in lifetime.” Violet Hall.”

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49. “I just wanted someone to see me, authentically see me, and I felt like you did. I never felt more like myself than I did when I was with you.”

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50. “There are no refunds and no exchanges with love. It comes with flaws and imperfections. It’s raw, unfiltered, and sometimes it isn’t easy.”

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