Top 35 Ivy Smoak Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “My home. My heart. My best friend. And the love of my life. I promised you that I’ve only ever loved you. And that I will only ever love you. And I’m standing here today, doubling down on that promise, baby. Because I will love you and only you until the day I die.”

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2. “Then punish me, Professor Hunter.”

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3. “You had me in your phone as Professor Hunter?”

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4. “So it’s my fault that you’re loose?”

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5. “Thank you all so much for being part of this amazing night. I couldn’t have asked for a better group of ladies to suck cocks with.”

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6. “Unfortunately, you’ll need another of me for my thoughts,” she said and quickly sat back down.”

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7. “When my eyes scanned the room, all the air left my lungs. There she was. Sitting in the back row of my classroom right next to a window. She was staring out the window, not even listening to me. The sun shining through the window made her hair even brighter. It practically shimmered, drawing all my attention to her.”

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8. “Oh my God. Just bang Matthew Caldwell already and get it over with.” “He’s married.”

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9. “It felt like everything hurt today. My heart most of all.”

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10. “I think remembering is better than missing.”

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11. “Her cheeks puffed up like she was going to barf, but she swallowed whatever it was back down. But the air still had to come out of somewhere. So she farted. Loudly.”

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12. “But more often than not, if you choose to let them in, they’ll inspire you in more ways than you can possibly imagine.”

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13. “James laughed. “Yeah, I got the best girl there. Rob can have all my leftovers. Penny is all I need.” Rob frowned. “They’re not leftover if you never tapped them.”

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14. “Until life gives you something right, it’s hard to realize how wrong you’ve been.”

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15. “I wasn’t sure if what he said was true. Wasn’t all alcohol just alcohol?”

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16. “I think that’s them!” said Chastity. “The Church of England?” “Yeah. They lured you to the spa so they could molest you. Those filthy podiatrists.”

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17. “They weren’t creepy stalker binoculars. Because I wasn’t a stalker. He was. These were like fancy opera watching binoculars. Or ones you’d use to watch the Kentucky Derby. I wasn’t doing anything weird.”

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18. “The woman had been sophisticated. She had even been wearing nylons.”

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19. “Yay! Group hug!” Kennedy yelled and lunged at us, somehow wiggling between us, creating a Kennedy sandwich.”

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20. “I turned to watch Isabella take a sip of hers. And I couldn’t help but smile. It was game time.”

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21. “Yes, idiotic. You have high hopes. And anyone asking you to come down from your dreams isn’t worth your time. End of story.”

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22. “I’m a monstrositor. Monstrocitini. No. That’s not it.” He snapped his fingers. “Monstrosity.”

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23. “That kiss was a mistake. And I would never. Ever. Kiss Matthew Caldwell again.”

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24. “Well, I feel obligated to tell you that your friend likes him then.”

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25. “But my stomach was twisted into knots. Because shouldn’t all relationships have built-in forgiveness?”

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26. “I had big dreams.”

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27. “But when my mom got sick, all I could focus on was time. And not having enough of it. For so long that had been at the forefront of my mind. And I still felt it. A ticking time bomb waiting to explode. But hadn’t it already exploded when I’d buried my mother? When I’d moved here? When I started going to this school where I so blatantly didn’t belong? But still I felt the ticking. Like the next bad thing was about to happen. Another explosion when I was barely holding on from the first one.”

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28. “You’ll have to trust that I have some pennies in here.” It was a lie. I didn’t have any pennies. She was the only Penny I wanted.”

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29. “I knew Matt was. He said he was waiting for me. And I knew he loved me. I was all in with him. So shouldn’t I go all the way with him?”

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30. “The thing that hurt the most was how guilty I felt. That night, I had been so eager for my parents to leave. I didn’t even tell them that I loved them. But I would never tell Miles that. He’d beat himself up because I had been eager to go see him. That was my own burden to carry. It weighed on me though. I’d do anything to go back. I’d do anything to see my parents’ smiles one more time. He squeezed my hand.”

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31. “She smiled and then walked out of the coffee shop. I stared after her. My baggy sweater, a pair of black leggings, and bright red rain boots. She somehow made the combination look like the sexiest thing in the world.”

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32. “Rob laughed. “Text me those blueprints. Later, Sanders.”

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33. “But it was hard to forget that for just a moment, while she was in my arms, it had been easier to breathe.”

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34. “I regretted that the whole time my uncle was here with me, I’d been missing my mom instead of appreciating him. He’d never know how grateful I was that he’d taken me in when I didn’t have anyone else. He’d never know.”

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35. “Oh my God, he scowled! He was sad that I wasn’t there. He really is stalking me! I’ll be honest, for a few months there, I’d been a little worried I was the stalker.”

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36. “It’s not a cold.” The doctor put the clipboard under his arm. “I just got off the phone with his oncologist. He fought it for years, but he stopped his treatment months ago. It wasn’t working anymore.”

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37. “Maybe I could go for a run later. I almost laughed out loud. A run? I was divorced. I hadn’t lost my mind.”

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38. “And you’re going to want a date because Josh asked me to be his girlfriend!”

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39. “When I looked back at my stalker, he was staring at me. Holding my binoculars. With smoothie dribbling down my chin. I’d been caught looking every bit the stalker in this situation. Kill me now.”

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