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Top 20 Jack Paar Quotes (2024 Update)

Jack Paar Quote: “Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.”

1. “Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.”

Jack Paar Quote: “Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.”

2. “Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.”

Jack Paar Quote: “I’m complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it’s shredded.”

3. “I’m complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it’s shredded.”

Jack Paar Quote: “In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn’t have time for it.”

4. “In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn’t have time for it.”

Jack Paar Quote: “We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: “In case of fire-break crystal.””

5. “We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: “In case of fire-break crystal.””

Jack Paar Quote: “I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.”

6. “I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.”

Jack Paar Quote: “Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it’s the rich people who keep saying it.”

7. “Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it’s the rich people who keep saying it.”

Jack Paar Quote: “Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.”

8. “Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.”

Jack Paar Quote: “Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.”

9. “Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.”

Jack Paar Quote: “The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn’t visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.”

10. “The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn’t visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.”

Jack Paar Quote: “To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.”

11. “To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.”

Jack Paar Quote: “Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!”

12. “Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!”

Jack Paar Quote: “I’m not saying these flying discs don’t really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that’s a dry state.”

13. “I’m not saying these flying discs don’t really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that’s a dry state.”

Jack Paar Quote: “Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.”

14. “Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.”

Jack Paar Quote: “The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it’s a real effort to keep breathing.”

15. “The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it’s a real effort to keep breathing.”

Jack Paar Quote: “Personally, I like those mystery shows. Ever since I was a kid I’ve been crazy about blood and detectives and murder. Maybe I was born with a silver knife in my back.”

16. “Personally, I like those mystery shows. Ever since I was a kid I’ve been crazy about blood and detectives and murder. Maybe I was born with a silver knife in my back.”

Jack Paar Quote: “Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.”

17. “Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.”

Jack Paar Quote: “She should get a divorce and settle down.”

18. “She should get a divorce and settle down.”

Jack Paar Quote: “It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don’t have to lift a finger.”

19. “It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don’t have to lift a finger.”

Jack Paar Quote: “Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn’t want to live there.”

20. “Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn’t want to live there.”

Jack Paar Quote: “It’s almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.”

21. “It’s almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.”

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