Top 5 Jake Burt Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Rule one: No crimes. “Rule two: B-minus. “Rule three: No Facebook. “Rule four: No personality. “Rule five: Happy family.”

— Jake Burt

2. “It’s a funny thing, getting caught. Sometimes, it can be the worst thing in the world, but this time? It makes me feel more free than I ever have before.”

— Jake Burt

3. “And why is it that it didn’t seem weird to pretend to be someone I’m not? Have I been doing that at every school I’ve ever gone to? With everyone I’ve ever known? Heck, is there anyone who isn’t doing that?”

— Jake Burt

4. “Obnoxious little brothers make great early-detection systems for embarrassing moments.”

— Jake Burt

5. “I will,” I say quietly. Popping open the box, I see the black-and-yellow plastic of the barrel. The whole thing is incredibly light, and only about ten inches long. Whispering down into the box reverently, I murmur, “I shall call you Glamdring, Foe-hammer that the king of Gondol – ” “Charlotte! Don’t name your Taser.”

— Jake Burt

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