Top 40 Jana Aston Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Reading is sexy, my friends. Very, very sexy.”

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2. “My cervix looks great. Is that a gynecologist pickup line? I laugh internally.”

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3. “You’re my peanut butter.” “And you’re my jelly.”

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4. “Don’t fall in love with me. I’m not in the mood.”

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5. “Oh my God. My fantasy crush is a gynecologist. My gynecologist.”

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6. “Do you want me to strip those tiny jeans off your body? Bend you over my knee? You want my palm slapping against your ass till it turns bright pink? Until my fingers slip between your thighs to test how wet you are?”

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7. “I’ve said it before – life really has a way of working out for me. My advice? A positive attitude and the ability to be flexible is essential. And a dash of delusion never hurts.”

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8. “Just so we’re clear, you’re mine.” He smiles in response. “You’re such a little cavewoman.” “I’m serious.” “You’re bewitching.” We stare at each other in a silent standoff until he leans down and kisses me. “Yours,” he agrees when he’s done. “But I thought I made that clear when I hacked your Facebook.”

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9. “Dating is basically three hours of talking to a stranger, which is stupid, right? I don’t enjoy that. I mean who enjoys that? Who? Who are those people? It’s weird. Dating is weird.”

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10. “You’re my pea.” “You’re my pod.”

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11. “I’m still not sold on this waxing thing, but I’m pretty sure I won’t be signing up to get a facial and a Brazilian wax from the same person anytime soon.”

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12. “I bet they’re all, ‘Oh, Sawyer, it’s so big. I don’t think it’s gonna fit.’ Newsflash for you. They’re lying. It always fits.”

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13. “Right there. Right over the fancy lacy panties and I think I might die. Because it’s embarrassing. Because it feels good. Because I want him to do it again and again and again. Rhys presses his nose into my panties and inhales, his eyes on mine, and ohmygod do men do that? Rhys does that. I bet Rhys does lots of things and he’s going to do them to me. I bite my lip as Rhys hooks his thumbs into the sides of the material and tugs them down my thighs. His.”

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14. “Don’t waste too much time chasing the wrong guy or you might miss the right one.”

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15. “You’ve got a really charming way with words, Everly. You should write a book or something.”

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16. “Your brother is so overprotective. Like worse than your dad.” “We put it in his allowance,” my mom announces and we all turn to stare at her, watching as she slides the lasagna into the oven next to a roast that’s already baking. “He got a bonus for cockblocking you.”

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17. “Sawyer just continues to stand there and look at me, his eyes doing that thing again, that thing that makes me think he’s picturing me naked.”

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18. “Comparison is the thief of joy, and this is my dream. Just because my dreams are smaller in nature doesn’t make them any less important or valid.”

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19. “We were laughing and then we were kissing and then my slutty leg went rogue and now we’re having pizza.”

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20. “I’m sweaty and sore and I can feel his come leaking out of my ass and onto the pillow he propped under me. I really hope Mrs. Gieger is well compensated.”

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21. “It’s not okay, but Luke should be well versed at his age in the subtleties of the female response. There are about twenty definitions to the word okay when speaking to a woman.”

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22. “I’m not a terrible employee, it’s just that we’re covering the same material that was sent via email two days ago. Maybe some people need to have the email read aloud to them. I do not. I’m an excellent reader, it’s one of my strengths.”

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23. “It’s not stalking when we are meant to be together. I can’t help it that I imprinted on him when I was six.”

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24. “I love you, Sophie,” he repeats and I grin. “Now get your ass back in bed so I can show you how much.”

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25. “So when life hands you a good one, grab him.” She’s got a point. “And then get him microchipped so you always know where he is.”

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26. “Romance novels.” I say it proudly because I don’t care if he is a fancy lawyer, I’m not embarrassed about my choice of reading material.”

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27. “I’m fairly sure I ovulate right then and there.”

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28. “I’d never been turned down before. In my experience guys have enjoyed being pursued. Appreciated it, even. Maybe it would be nice to let the guy make the first move, but there’s a lot of competition for the good ones. If you don’t get aggressive and make things happen, some other girl snaps him up while you’re sitting around waiting for an invitation. It’s exhausting. And sure, it would be nice to be wooed, but it’s not realistic. Especially in college. These boys are lazy.”

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29. “Sometimes the right guy is the one you never see coming.”

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30. “I joined cross-country freshman year. It was the worst afternoon of my high-school life. So we aren’t going to be one of those couples who jog together. No biggie.”

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31. “Jana Aston is an emerging author of political romance. This is Jana’s third book.”

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32. “Everything with Chloe is more fun. Donuts and shopping and traveling on the candy plane – it’s all better when she’s around. Errand-running and laundry and hours spent at a flea market. I’ll take it. Because I know that every day I spend with Chloe is the best day of my life.”

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33. “There’s a hint of a smirk on his face that makes me want to punch him, or watch porn with him. I’m not sure which and it confuses me.”

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34. “I have a lot of fantasies about Luke based on nothing more than pouring him a cup of coffee every Tuesday and ringing him up.”

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35. “Who knew that bookworms were so mouthy in bed?”

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36. “But Chloe loves it, and I love her so I’m willing to do what it takes to spend the day with her.”

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37. “I don’t think devastating is the right word. I need to thesaurus myself another word for his eyes later. A word that means I want to have his babies immediately.”

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38. “He smells good. Why does he have to smell good? I’m so annoyed. He’s got a hint of stubble across his jaw and I find myself wondering what that would feel like pressed against my neck. Stop thinking. I need to stop thinking. Or start thinking about something else. Like orphaned kangaroos.”

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39. “I’m just a girl enjoying her own company with a cup of coffee and a muffin, incognito-ing like a baller.”

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40. “We’re predisposed to liking things that are pretty, to giving them the benefit of the doubt, like feral kittens.”

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41. “You do realize we are not in a romance novel, right?”

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42. “It’s not that I haven’t tried. I have. It’s just that I’m super awkward. Plus dating is hard.”

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43. “I bet women bend right over this desk for you,” I lean forward and place my hands on the desk and drop one shoulder seductively. “I bet they’re all, ‘Oh, Sawyer, it’s so big. I don’t think it’s gonna fit.’ Newsflash for you. They’re lying. It always fits.”

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44. “Did he just wish me good luck with getting laid?”

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45. “Quick swab and you’re done. Your cervix looks great.” My cervix looks great. Is that a gynecologist pickup line? I laugh internally.”

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46. “Is there anything sexier than a man absorbed in a book? Not to this self-confessed book nerd there isn’t.”

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