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Top 8 Jasper Carrott Quotes (2024 Update)

Jasper Carrott Quote: “There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.”

1. “There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.”

— Jasper Carrott

Jasper Carrott Quote: “I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I’ve discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb.”

2. “I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I’ve discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb.”

— Jasper Carrott

Jasper Carrott Quote: “Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.”

3. “Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.”

— Jasper Carrott

Jasper Carrott Quote: “I have that working class fear of having nothing. I’ve always got one eye on what’s in the bank.”

4. “I have that working class fear of having nothing. I’ve always got one eye on what’s in the bank.”

— Jasper Carrott

Jasper Carrott Quote: “I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.”

5. “I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.”

— Jasper Carrott

Jasper Carrott Quote: “I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy.”

6. “I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy.”

— Jasper Carrott

Jasper Carrott Quote: “I’ve always been sensible with my money. I can’t say I’m a business genius.”

7. “I’ve always been sensible with my money. I can’t say I’m a business genius.”

— Jasper Carrott

Jasper Carrott Quote: “Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.”

8. “Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.”

— Jasper Carrott

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