Top 90 Jaymin Eve Quotes (2026 Update)

1. “Jesus, take the wheel.”

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2. “Sorry I hit you. I thought you were going to keep talking, and I panicked.”

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3. “Sometimes you have to make a bold but calculated move for the bigger picture.”

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4. “A naked surprise is always a good surprise.”

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5. “I’ve heard the sign of a true friendship on Earth is finding someone who will help you hide a dead body.”

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6. “It was a growling warning, he’d better stop teasing and start pleasing or I was going to rip his face off.”

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7. “So much beauty here. Made perfect sense when teamed with all the danger. In my world the most beautiful things were often the deadliest.”

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8. “He blinked about a billion times before he slowly turned to Shadow. “Your woman is scary, brother. She’s going to laugh out loud as she stabs me.”

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9. “I was just as tough as most of the ash. Sure, I had boobs, but that only increased my power.”

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10. “Why do I have the feeling we might be having this exact same conversation multiple times over our life together?”

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11. “What?” I asked defensively. “Just trying to be polite.” “We’re here to kill her,” Siret reminded me, his voice a frustrated groan. “Don’t see why we can’t kill her politely,” I muttered back.”

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12. “This will not kill her. This is a metamorphosis.” A meta-what-the-hellosis?”

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13. “Time and time again, it had been proven that absolute power created absolute corruption.”

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14. “Sure, we’d just made friends like toddlers in the park, but why did adults have to complicate everything? If you click with someone, be their friend. If they prove they’re not worthy of your friendship, bury their body and start again.”

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15. “Why would I take you to a rose garden in the middle of the sun-cycle to kill you? Give me a little credit. I’d do it in the dark at least, and at most, I’d pick a more interesting location. Always do a job properly, even if it’s murder.”

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16. “If Bear Grylls bred with Chuck Norris, I would be their love child. That’s how skilled I am.” Lucy’s face remained carefully blank. “Thank you for that disturbing imagery. But we both know Chuck Norris needs no one. He creates children from thought alone.” “Agree.”

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17. “I knew the boobs would be a problem.”

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18. “We won’t let you die, Willa.” I mimicked, brushing off my boy-clothes and shoving my hair out of my face. “We’ll just teleport you onto a platform in the sky, where you’re definitely going to die, while we wait in our little safety-cave.”

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19. “I was going to have to start thinning out her peroxide. She was losing brain cells far too rapidly.”

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20. “I’m special,” I declared sarcastically. I actually was special, but not in a kick-the-gods-asses kind of way. More in the dropped-on-my-head-at-birth kind of way.”

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21. “They were all going to die. The thought brightened my day. Wherever.”

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22. “What the hell was in his pants? Steel ballbags?”

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23. “A woman is never late, Shadow. We arrive precisely when we mean to.”

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24. “We’re a pack, we stick together, we don’t lie with snakes. You lie with snakes, you either become a snake, or you get bitten and die.”

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25. “Greatness comes in many forms. Some obvious, others not so much, but there is one constant everyone called to greatness has in common: you will be pushed beyond your comfort zone, broken down and reduced to ash, but from this, you will rise and be more than you ever thought you could be.” From the ashes, the phoenix will rise.”

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26. “Heroes are limited because they always have to do the right thing. But villains aren’t restricted by their moral compasses. They will do literally anything and destroy anyone who tried to hurt those they love. I think, deep down, I’ve always considered myself a villain. In that way.”

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27. “Yael, go over and get your hug so you can feel equal.”

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28. “I’m going to stop you right there, because the crazy train has already left the station and I think you missed your seat.”

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29. “Sometimes the enemy you know is better than the one you don’t.”

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30. “Books before boys, Maddison. Books before boys.”

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31. “I was struck by the truth that real friends, as rare as they were, could be recognized in how they encouraged us – either via words or actions – to be the best versions, the strongest versions of ourselves. And when we couldn’t be strong, they were there to pick us up and hold us together.”

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32. “Aww, poor thing, Ryder thought that because he was sleeping with me, he could tell me what do to.”

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33. “Life was hard. Not everyone liked you. That didn’t mean you had to let it ruin your day.”

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34. “Never waste time on bad books. There were too many amazing stories out there waiting to be discovered.”

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35. “I’m not sure about the rest of you, but I need to breathe. It’s what keeps me alive.”

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36. “Firstly, I’m not always naked! Most people have never seen me naked and they never will.” Kind of a lie – a lot of people had seen me in some state of undress. In fact, most of the dining hall that morning had seen my nipples. “Secondly, none of you can tell me what to do with my body. If I want to be naked all the time, I’ll damn well be naked all the time.”

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37. “Loving and trusting someone doesn’t mean you have no secrets, it means that you trust them to ensure that their secrets never come back to hurt you.”

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38. “Women can do anything, especially when we stick together. I truly believe that.”

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39. “One didn’t anticipate death, they fought against it with every step they had. I.”

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40. “You’re realistic to the point of pessimism. And I get it, I really do; you were not raised to expect good things to happen to you.”

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41. “I love you, too, Willa-toy. I don’t know what I’d do without you. Life – immortality – none of it meant anything until you tripped in and started setting things on fire.”

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42. “I gave him the look, the look every woman gives a man when they want to tell him to shut the hell up, and amusement crossed his bear-like features.”

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43. “I nodded and swallowed roughly. My mouth was dry, my throat was dry, my panties were not.”

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44. “Love is like magic, volatile, beautiful, and scary.”

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45. “If I keep the big bugs occupied, can you rescue the Spurns?” He was already stepping out into the water. “No, Dad... I can’t swim. Dad!” But he wasn’t listening any longer. He’d decided he was a cowboy and was already astride creature one, holding on to two of its tentacles. Bloody.”

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46. “A male of strength will get on his knees for his woman and know that it doesn’t lessen him in any way.”

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47. “Mine,” he rumbled softly. My heart lurched. “Until such a time I say she’s not, Mera Callahan belongs to me.”

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48. “I didn’t want this crap, I didn’t ask for this crap, so why the hell was I neck deep in so much crap?”

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49. “I knew the first time I caught sight of you, Butterfly, that you were going to be trouble.”

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50. “He owned his emotions without missing a beat. Damn, he was perfection.”

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