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Top 60 Jeff Kinney Quotes (2025 Update)
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Jeff Kinney Quote: “I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!”

51. “I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!”

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Jeff Kinney Quote: “See, when you’re a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you’ve got an expiration date. One day you’re hot stuff and the next day you’re a dirt sandwich.”

52. “See, when you’re a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you’ve got an expiration date. One day you’re hot stuff and the next day you’re a dirt sandwich.”

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Jeff Kinney Quote: “Mom always says I need to spend less time on the couch and more time being active. But the way I see it. I’m just conserving my energy for later on. When all my friends are in their eighties and their bodies are broken down, I’ll just be getting started.”

53. “Mom always says I need to spend less time on the couch and more time being active. But the way I see it. I’m just conserving my energy for later on. When all my friends are in their eighties and their bodies are broken down, I’ll just be getting started.”

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Jeff Kinney Quote: “When you’re used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it’s taken away, you’re basically just one step from being a wild animal.”

54. “When you’re used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it’s taken away, you’re basically just one step from being a wild animal.”

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Jeff Kinney Quote: “Once people know you’re a CHEATER it follows you wherever you go.”

55. “Once people know you’re a CHEATER it follows you wherever you go.”

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Jeff Kinney Quote: “Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.”

56. “Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.”

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Jeff Kinney Quote: “And if you don’t spend every second outdoors, people think there’s someting wrong with you.”

57. “And if you don’t spend every second outdoors, people think there’s someting wrong with you.”

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Jeff Kinney Quote: “The man looks outside. The house is totally surrounded by night crawlers.”

58. “The man looks outside. The house is totally surrounded by night crawlers.”

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Jeff Kinney Quote: “This morning he told everyone that he’s a “big boy” and he’s giving up his pacifier for good. Then he threw his favorite binkie in the trash. Clap clap Clap clap Well, that New Year’s resolution didn’t even last a full minute. suck suck suck The only person in my family who didn’t come up with a resolution is my older brother, Rodrick, and that’s a pity because his list should be about a mile and a half long.”

59. “This morning he told everyone that he’s a “big boy” and he’s giving up his pacifier for good. Then he threw his favorite binkie in the trash. Clap clap Clap clap Well, that New Year’s resolution didn’t even last a full minute. suck suck suck The only person in my family who didn’t come up with a resolution is my older brother, Rodrick, and that’s a pity because his list should be about a mile and a half long.”

— Jeff Kinney

Jeff Kinney Quote: “Manny has it made in church.”

60. “Manny has it made in church.”

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Jeff Kinney Quote: “And at least 95% of it was was totally outdated.”

61. “And at least 95% of it was was totally outdated.”

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Jeff Kinney Quote: “Now there’s a black market for toys at our school. Christopher Stangel brought in a bunch of Legos from home yesterday, and I hear a single brick will set you back fifty cents.”

62. “Now there’s a black market for toys at our school. Christopher Stangel brought in a bunch of Legos from home yesterday, and I hear a single brick will set you back fifty cents.”

— Jeff Kinney

Jeff Kinney Quote: “Merit badges are these little patches you get for learning how to do all sorts of manly stuff.”

63. “Merit badges are these little patches you get for learning how to do all sorts of manly stuff.”

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Jeff Kinney Quote: “But do I have “low intelligence”?”

64. “But do I have “low intelligence”?”

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Jeff Kinney Quote: “Sometimes friends get on each other’s nerves.”

65. “Sometimes friends get on each other’s nerves.”

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