Top 180 Jeff Lindsay Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “But the rules are made by people who couldn’t win without ’em.”

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52. “Deke looked at me anxiously, reminding me very much of a large and handsome dog who needs a stick to fetch.”

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53. “What a frail thing a human being is – and without the Passenger, that is all I was, a poor imitation of a human being. Weak, soft, slow and stupid, unseeing, unhearing and unaware, helpless, hopeless, and harried.”

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54. “Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were.”

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55. “First things first has always been my motto, mostly because it makes absolutely no sense – after all, if first things were second or third, they wouldn’t be first things, would they? Still, cliches exist to comfort the feeble minded, not to provide any actual meaning.”

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56. “Me, feeling. What a concept.”

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57. “I took a sip. The taste was bitter and thin, just as I would be if I had to keep the Dark Passenger buckled into his seat belt for very long.”

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58. “I find others, those who prey on the innocent and do not play by the rules, and I make them go away in small, carefully wrapped pieces.”

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59. “It didn’t seem like Sergeant Doakes would give up before my conversion to a beer-bellied sofa ornament was complete, and I could see nothing else to do except play kick the can and hangman with Cody and Astor, performing outrageously theatrical good-bye kisses with Rita afterward for the benefit of my stalker.”

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60. “I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.”

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61. “Hope is for people who can’t see the Truth.”

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62. “Was insanity really easier to accept than unconsciousness?”

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63. “But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.”

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64. “I nodded with genuine synthetic sympathy.”

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65. “Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical,...”

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66. “Whatever made me the way I am left me hollow, empty inside, unable to feel. It doesn’t seem like a big deal.”

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67. “Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.”

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68. “Chapin was secured in the backseat – the motor-pool cars had rings bolted to the floor for just that reason – and he sat in his durance vile mumbling, ranting, threatening, and overusing the same naughty word.”

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69. “For my part, my interest in Paris had faded away completely long ago when I learned that it was in France.”

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70. “She really did like me, the idiot.”

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71. “Another dream. Another long-distance call on my phantom party line. No wonder i had steadfastly refused to have dreams for most of my life. So stupid; such pointless, obvious symbols. Totally uncontrollable anxiety soup, hateful, blatant nonsense.”

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72. “There’s lots of bad guys out there. I can’t catch them all. To be truthful, she couldn’t catch any of them unless they hurled themselves off a building and into the front seat of her car.”

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73. “He was blond, about six feet tall, muscular, and absurdly good-looking in a rugged, masculine way, as if God had taken Brad Pitt and decided to make him really handsome.”

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74. “Killing makes me feel good.”

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75. “Always marveling at how New Age pseudo-philosophy had taken over the Internet.”

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76. “It’s terrible to have to depend on someone else.”

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77. “So I wanted to make you a nice French meal,” she said. “Coq au vin.” She said it with her best Bad French accent, caca van, and a very small lightbulb came on in my head. “Caca van?” I said, and I looked at Astor. She nodded. “Poop van,” she said.”

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78. “It made me feel almost giddy, like a high-school girl watching the captain of the football team worked up his nerve to ask for a date. You mean me? Little old me? Oh my stars, really? Pardon me while I flutter my eyelashes.”

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79. “Really now: If you can’t get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?”

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80. “I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book.”

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81. “Something it’s reassuring to know I’m not the only one pretending to be normal.”

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82. “Earth to Dexter,” Astor said, and I realized that I still stood in front of them frozen in my unlikely, foolish openmouthed pose like a pedantic zombie.”

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83. “Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point.”

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84. “Saturday morning was their unrestricted television time, and they usually took advantage of it to watch a series of cartoon shows that would certainly have been impossible before the discovery of LSD.”

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85. “I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn’t wait. Besides, I had paid almost $50 for an answering machine. Let it earn its keep.”

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86. “I smiled at her, my most comforting, challenging, I’m-not-really-a-shark smile.”

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87. “Dying makes everyone weaker, subject to painful insight, and not always insight into any kind of special truth – it’s just the approaching end that makes people want to believe they are seeing something in the line of a great revelation.”

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88. “Rita bent her face down toward the floor and shuffled over to the coffeemaker and poured herself a cup. Then she sat across the table from me and took a sip. “Dexter,” she said, “it’s perfectly normal to have reservations.” “Of course,” I said, with absolutely no idea what she meant, “otherwise you don’t get a table.”

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89. “At nineteen, I certainly didn’t know the answer, although I already knew more about death than most of the other pimple-ridden pudding heads in my sophomore class at the University of Miami.”

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90. “And so as much as I can, I care about her, dear Deborah. It’s probably not love, but I would rather she were happy.”

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91. “And as always seems to happen when I have reached the point where I am ready to take decisive action, everything began to happen at once.”

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92. “Dexter is modest, even self-effacing, and certainly aware of the limits of his considerable talent. But if there was a limit to what I could discover on the computer, I had not found it yet. I sat back down and went to work.”

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93. “I felt like a ventriloquist’s dummy, suddenly called upon to perform the whole act alone.”

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94. “I read on. Aramaic, like Hebrew, did not use vowels. Instead, you had to supply them yourself.”

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95. “In its own way the kiss had been an act of murder.”

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96. “Getting yelled at by a furious woman should be a semi-formal occasion.”

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97. “There are still very few laws against thinking, although I am sure they’re working hard on that in Washington.”

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98. “I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.”

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99. “I have really good eyesight,” I said, wondering if everyone who came in to see me today was going to be profoundly annoying.”

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100. “A reasonable being might think that he and I could find some common ground; have a cup of coffee and compare our Passengers, exchange trade talk and chitchat about dismemberment techniques. But no: Doakes wanted me dead. And I found it difficult to share his point of view.”

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