Top 30 Jeff Mach Quotes (2024 Update)

Jeff Mach Quote: “May you reign supreme but never unchallenged.”

1. “May you reign supreme but never unchallenged.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. True friends help you move the bodies of those who turned out not to have been friends to begin with.”

2. “Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. True friends help you move the bodies of those who turned out not to have been friends to begin with.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “This is a lesson in creation: The first blood of blood magic is always your own.”

3. “This is a lesson in creation: The first blood of blood magic is always your own.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “Fairytales lie. Especially, especially when told by Faeries.”

4. “Fairytales lie. Especially, especially when told by Faeries.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “There’s not a lot in this world as motivational as a firm belief in an unbending universal morality which just happens to place you on the side of the angels.”

5. “There’s not a lot in this world as motivational as a firm belief in an unbending universal morality which just happens to place you on the side of the angels.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “Orcs live in caves. Goblins live in shadows. It’s the pain of distance versus the pain of proximity.”

6. “Orcs live in caves. Goblins live in shadows. It’s the pain of distance versus the pain of proximity.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “How often must you be betrayed before you see that others are taking your kindness for weakness, your silence for an inability to speak?”

7. “How often must you be betrayed before you see that others are taking your kindness for weakness, your silence for an inability to speak?”

Jeff Mach Quote: “And sadly, fairytale kingdoms work poorly. It’s not just that they’re fairytales and thus not terribly real; we’ve seen stranger and more mythical attempts at leadership in our time. The problem is that Fairytales attract Good Faeries, and thus Bad Faeries; Evil Queens; Huntsmen, and, of course, The Grand Vizier. And all of those tend to lead to ruination.”

8. “And sadly, fairytale kingdoms work poorly. It’s not just that they’re fairytales and thus not terribly real; we’ve seen stranger and more mythical attempts at leadership in our time. The problem is that Fairytales attract Good Faeries, and thus Bad Faeries; Evil Queens; Huntsmen, and, of course, The Grand Vizier. And all of those tend to lead to ruination.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “Give me the ridiculous, because it’s a gateway to the sublime.”

9. “Give me the ridiculous, because it’s a gateway to the sublime.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “On the one hand, it seems reasonable to expect sentient beings to learn from their mistakes. On the other hand, fire is pretty.”

10. “On the one hand, it seems reasonable to expect sentient beings to learn from their mistakes. On the other hand, fire is pretty.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “And lo, at the moment when she needed it most, she found the force within her. She didn’t find it in time to avoid having her head bitten off, but she sure did die enlightened.”

11. “And lo, at the moment when she needed it most, she found the force within her. She didn’t find it in time to avoid having her head bitten off, but she sure did die enlightened.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “Politics is a clean, happy, positive business under only the rarest circumstances. Democratic rule? Everyone thinks everyone else is an idiot. Despotic? Everyone wants to overthrow you, either to install democracy or to be the next despot. Kingdom full of abundance? Someone wants a bigger share. Kingdom starving? Someone needs to find blame.”

12. “Politics is a clean, happy, positive business under only the rarest circumstances. Democratic rule? Everyone thinks everyone else is an idiot. Despotic? Everyone wants to overthrow you, either to install democracy or to be the next despot. Kingdom full of abundance? Someone wants a bigger share. Kingdom starving? Someone needs to find blame.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “First off, contrary to popular belief, I’m as human as you are. One of us should probably be ashamed of that. I’m not entirely sure that it’s me.”

13. “First off, contrary to popular belief, I’m as human as you are. One of us should probably be ashamed of that. I’m not entirely sure that it’s me.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “I didn’t know this was where I’d end up, and if you try to tell me that the hurt, the pain, the personal choices, and the perseverance were all just part of someone else’s plan, I’ll laugh at you until I can barely breathe.”

14. “I didn’t know this was where I’d end up, and if you try to tell me that the hurt, the pain, the personal choices, and the perseverance were all just part of someone else’s plan, I’ll laugh at you until I can barely breathe.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “I have a theory: A long time ago, someone cursed the trees with a touch of ambition.”

15. “I have a theory: A long time ago, someone cursed the trees with a touch of ambition.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “The purpose in life is achieving a maximal balance of positive experiences while doing the least possible harm to others.”

16. “The purpose in life is achieving a maximal balance of positive experiences while doing the least possible harm to others.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “When I started out, all I knew was that I was not going to stay where I’d been. I was going to change. I was going to make my part of the world into something that I wanted–not wait, hope, or beg for the world to start to want me.”

17. “When I started out, all I knew was that I was not going to stay where I’d been. I was going to change. I was going to make my part of the world into something that I wanted–not wait, hope, or beg for the world to start to want me.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “I am a product of the flames which burnt me; the anvil which forged me; and the will that made me grow formidable instead of breaking.”

18. “I am a product of the flames which burnt me; the anvil which forged me; and the will that made me grow formidable instead of breaking.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “Surety is a narcotic which masks the fact that you’re dying. Losing it is a gift.”

19. “Surety is a narcotic which masks the fact that you’re dying. Losing it is a gift.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “Stories. They only belong to the people if the people demand to speak.”

20. “Stories. They only belong to the people if the people demand to speak.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “The farther removed you are from people actually shooting at you, the more you forget that cannons can do something to you other than fire salutes.”

21. “The farther removed you are from people actually shooting at you, the more you forget that cannons can do something to you other than fire salutes.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “Burn the witch!” will always be a simpler option than, “Raise a very, very large army, cross the abysmal hells cape, battle an op- posing very, very large army, and try to figure out some way to kill the Dark Lord!” And it’s significantly more efficient to chant, as well.”

22. “Burn the witch!” will always be a simpler option than, “Raise a very, very large army, cross the abysmal hells cape, battle an op- posing very, very large army, and try to figure out some way to kill the Dark Lord!” And it’s significantly more efficient to chant, as well.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “They hate being unable to control you.”

23. “They hate being unable to control you.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “It’s a little-known fact, but Unicorns are something like 20% paint, and their horns are stolen exclusively from endangered species.”

24. “It’s a little-known fact, but Unicorns are something like 20% paint, and their horns are stolen exclusively from endangered species.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “There is a word for someone whose existence threatens your sanity, life, happiness, and future: human. And there is a word for someone whose existence is the hope for your sanity, life, happiness, and future: human.”

25. “There is a word for someone whose existence threatens your sanity, life, happiness, and future: human. And there is a word for someone whose existence is the hope for your sanity, life, happiness, and future: human.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “Dark Lords shatter destiny; it’s what we do.”

26. “Dark Lords shatter destiny; it’s what we do.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “The Chosen One is often told that failure is not an option. The Dark Lord knows that failure, like hurt and harm, is one not simply an option, but one of many companions. True power seldom comes without risk. Sufficient risk eventually results in harm. If you think you can trap a thousand demons and never have a single one break through your defenses and wreak havoc on your mind for a while – then you’ve likely never summoned any demons at all.”

27. “The Chosen One is often told that failure is not an option. The Dark Lord knows that failure, like hurt and harm, is one not simply an option, but one of many companions. True power seldom comes without risk. Sufficient risk eventually results in harm. If you think you can trap a thousand demons and never have a single one break through your defenses and wreak havoc on your mind for a while – then you’ve likely never summoned any demons at all.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “The road to powerful magical items is paved with good intentions and hideous deathtraps.”

28. “The road to powerful magical items is paved with good intentions and hideous deathtraps.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “Punching your companions is unhelpful. Go into the forest and practice unarmed combat against a tree.”

29. “Punching your companions is unhelpful. Go into the forest and practice unarmed combat against a tree.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “The person who has never considered “non servium” may have a fatal weakness in the legs. Train yourself to kneel instead of think, and you will not enjoy an opponent who knows how to stand.”

30. “The person who has never considered “non servium” may have a fatal weakness in the legs. Train yourself to kneel instead of think, and you will not enjoy an opponent who knows how to stand.”

Jeff Mach Quote: “We’ve actually made the world into this very ugly video game, and it’s not a sustainable model.”

31. “We’ve actually made the world into this very ugly video game, and it’s not a sustainable model.”

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