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Top 70 Jerry Lawler Quotes (2025 Update)
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Jerry Lawler Quote: “If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.”

51. “If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!”

52. “Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “The only thing harder than Terry Funk’s legs are his arteries.”

53. “The only thing harder than Terry Funk’s legs are his arteries.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.”

54. “Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “I’ve seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.”

55. “I’ve seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “It used to be that Shamrock was the world’s most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world’s most dangerous speedbump.”

56. “It used to be that Shamrock was the world’s most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world’s most dangerous speedbump.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!”

57. “Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “Can I press one for English?”

58. “Can I press one for English?”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I’m real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn’t mention Andy Kaufman to me.”

59. “Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I’m real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn’t mention Andy Kaufman to me.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.”

60. “Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “We’ve finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that’s fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.”

61. “We’ve finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that’s fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “The fats dented the flats.”

62. “The fats dented the flats.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he’d just take it and have it bronzed.”

63. “Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he’d just take it and have it bronzed.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis.”

64. “Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.”

65. “What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!”

66. “How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “It’s almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it’s like you never existed.”

67. “It’s almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it’s like you never existed.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.”

68. “Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “Sunny didn’t make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.”

69. “Sunny didn’t make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “If at first you don’t succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.”

70. “If at first you don’t succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there’s always a way.”

71. “When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there’s always a way.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “I don’t know of any wrestler who hasn’t, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.”

72. “I don’t know of any wrestler who hasn’t, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “This man can make a horror movie without makeup.”

73. “This man can make a horror movie without makeup.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “What’s twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind’s tie.”

74. “What’s twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind’s tie.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “Jake Robert’s wife is real ugly, but according to him that’s nothing a six pack and a light switch can’t fix.”

75. “Jake Robert’s wife is real ugly, but according to him that’s nothing a six pack and a light switch can’t fix.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “Certainly it’s a business and you’ve got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you’ve got two guys doing the same thing, you don’t need one of them.”

76. “Certainly it’s a business and you’ve got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you’ve got two guys doing the same thing, you don’t need one of them.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “Foley looks like an un-made bed.”

77. “Foley looks like an un-made bed.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “You lost weight? Look around, you’ll find it.”

78. “You lost weight? Look around, you’ll find it.”

— Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler Quote: “OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.”

79. “OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.”

— Jerry Lawler

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