Top 7 Jess Franken Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her.”

— Jess Franken

2. “Yo mama so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.”

— Jess Franken

3. “Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said good bye.”

— Jess Franken

4. “Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.”

— Jess Franken

5. “Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.”

— Jess Franken

6. “Yo mama so hairy people think she’s an Ewok.”

— Jess Franken

7. “Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

— Jess Franken

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