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Top 7 Jess Whitecroft Quotes (2024 Update)

Jess Whitecroft Quote: “Give me a moment, baby. I just need to roll those words over in my head a couple of times. ‘It’s really hard to climb a stripper pole when you’re wearing an ankle monitor.’ It’s like slutty poetry. I never dared dream that a child of mine would ever utter such a beautiful sentence.”

1. “Give me a moment, baby. I just need to roll those words over in my head a couple of times. ‘It’s really hard to climb a stripper pole when you’re wearing an ankle monitor.’ It’s like slutty poetry. I never dared dream that a child of mine would ever utter such a beautiful sentence.”

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Jess Whitecroft Quote: “Between the two of us we’ve made the inside of my car smell like the inside of a gay bathhouse in seventies San Francisco, minus the poppers.”

2. “Between the two of us we’ve made the inside of my car smell like the inside of a gay bathhouse in seventies San Francisco, minus the poppers.”

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Jess Whitecroft Quote: “I know getting Vegas married on cocaine is probably not the best start to a marriage.”

3. “I know getting Vegas married on cocaine is probably not the best start to a marriage.”

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Jess Whitecroft Quote: “Every now and again my brain craps out and decides it’s not going to let me experience happiness for a while.”

4. “Every now and again my brain craps out and decides it’s not going to let me experience happiness for a while.”

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Jess Whitecroft Quote: “You can’t show addicts a picture of a poo and say ‘You could crap like this if you join our rehab program.”

5. “You can’t show addicts a picture of a poo and say ‘You could crap like this if you join our rehab program.”

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Jess Whitecroft Quote: “Because he would leave. Oliver felt sure of that. You couldn’t plant a tumbleweed and expect it to yield grapes, no matter how perfect the terroir. The summer was slithering away and in a month or so it would be time for harvest. Then fall would turn the fields to fire and when the leaves fell they would travel halfway around the world to cold, pearly-gray Paris. And then what?”

6. “Because he would leave. Oliver felt sure of that. You couldn’t plant a tumbleweed and expect it to yield grapes, no matter how perfect the terroir. The summer was slithering away and in a month or so it would be time for harvest. Then fall would turn the fields to fire and when the leaves fell they would travel halfway around the world to cold, pearly-gray Paris. And then what?”

— Jess Whitecroft

7. “He kisses the ski-jump tip that I hate, because of the way it makes me look like some startled small mammal sticking its nose out of a burrow. It’s been called cute, but that doesn’t make me more likely to forgive its effect on my profile. I’m thirty, which is around the age when ‘cute’ begins to look a little Baby Jane Hudson.”

— Jess Whitecroft

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