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Top 15 Jessi Klein Quotes (2024 Update)

Jessi Klein Quote: “Basically, I was always very interested in comedy, but I was much more sort of academic. And then, after college, loaded with my art history degree, I decided to go work at Comedy Central as a temp.”

1. “Basically, I was always very interested in comedy, but I was much more sort of academic. And then, after college, loaded with my art history degree, I decided to go work at Comedy Central as a temp.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.”

2. “I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “Im sick of the foodies who need every morsel that goes into their mouth to be a Picasso painting, a Giacometti sculpture, a Proust novel, evoking the world with each crumb.”

3. “Im sick of the foodies who need every morsel that goes into their mouth to be a Picasso painting, a Giacometti sculpture, a Proust novel, evoking the world with each crumb.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “Being witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me.”

4. “Being witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “This is the lament of older women, and ultimately of all old people – that you become invisible. It is especially hard for women, though, whose entire lives have been spent spinning around the idea that if no one is staring at you, you’ve somehow failed.”

5. “This is the lament of older women, and ultimately of all old people – that you become invisible. It is especially hard for women, though, whose entire lives have been spent spinning around the idea that if no one is staring at you, you’ve somehow failed.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “A sockless man is not to be trusted.”

6. “A sockless man is not to be trusted.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “A mother’s heroic journey is not about how she leaves, but how she stays.”

7. “A mother’s heroic journey is not about how she leaves, but how she stays.”

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Jessi Klein Quote: “As a wolf, I’m a diamond in the rough. I crack jokes. My whole life is about trying, about speaking up in order to be seen, about howling with laughter or howling out how I see the world.”

8. “As a wolf, I’m a diamond in the rough. I crack jokes. My whole life is about trying, about speaking up in order to be seen, about howling with laughter or howling out how I see the world.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “But becoming a mother alters every ince of your body, your routine, your soul, your heart.”

9. “But becoming a mother alters every ince of your body, your routine, your soul, your heart.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “Even though I’m home all the time, I rarely feel at home.”

10. “Even though I’m home all the time, I rarely feel at home.”

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Jessi Klein Quote: “You know what? You had a rough weekend, but people are basically good. They really are. We’re all just on this crazy blue marble together.”

11. “You know what? You had a rough weekend, but people are basically good. They really are. We’re all just on this crazy blue marble together.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “I am mourning the loss of the time in my life when I could endlessly indulge in the joyful selfishness of an afternoon doing nothing but looking at art. Just exploring the relationship between myself and someone’s vision of beauty.”

12. “I am mourning the loss of the time in my life when I could endlessly indulge in the joyful selfishness of an afternoon doing nothing but looking at art. Just exploring the relationship between myself and someone’s vision of beauty.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “Motherhood leaves you inevitably and profoundly changed; you can be similar to who you were – maybe? – but you’ll never be the same.”

13. “Motherhood leaves you inevitably and profoundly changed; you can be similar to who you were – maybe? – but you’ll never be the same.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “I was worried that I was already a failure. At which point my friend said, “What are you trying to win?” What was I trying to win? I thought about it and realized – nothing. There’s nothing to win. There is so much pressure on women around birth and labor and mothering to do it one way or another. It’s so easy to believe the notion that having a baby demands complete and total sacrifice, and anything short of that is not enough. That if you’re not in pain, you’re selfish.”

14. “I was worried that I was already a failure. At which point my friend said, “What are you trying to win?” What was I trying to win? I thought about it and realized – nothing. There’s nothing to win. There is so much pressure on women around birth and labor and mothering to do it one way or another. It’s so easy to believe the notion that having a baby demands complete and total sacrifice, and anything short of that is not enough. That if you’re not in pain, you’re selfish.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “If you’re worried that skipping the pain of childbirth means you’re somehow cheating your baby, or yourself, you’re not. Because the truth is, life offers more than enough pain that you will not be able to skip.”

15. “If you’re worried that skipping the pain of childbirth means you’re somehow cheating your baby, or yourself, you’re not. Because the truth is, life offers more than enough pain that you will not be able to skip.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “I was a woman sobbing in a hotel corridor, which is kind of incredible, because when I was little I thought I was going to be a senator.”

16. “I was a woman sobbing in a hotel corridor, which is kind of incredible, because when I was little I thought I was going to be a senator.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “Because now I know that everything bad can happen, and I am responsible for it not. Because sometimes I feel like keeping us from dying will kill me. Because I am on board, and I’m exhausted. Because I am on board, and I will never be used to being the driver. I still feel like the baby; like I could just cry this whole ride and never stop till we get home.”

17. “Because now I know that everything bad can happen, and I am responsible for it not. Because sometimes I feel like keeping us from dying will kill me. Because I am on board, and I’m exhausted. Because I am on board, and I will never be used to being the driver. I still feel like the baby; like I could just cry this whole ride and never stop till we get home.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “I wanted to structure a day where a hypothetical random snapshot of me looked like Carrie Bradshaw in her kimono, totally relaxed, not Brittany Murphy in Girl, Interrupted, diddling an old chicken under her bed. The.”

18. “I wanted to structure a day where a hypothetical random snapshot of me looked like Carrie Bradshaw in her kimono, totally relaxed, not Brittany Murphy in Girl, Interrupted, diddling an old chicken under her bed. The.”

— Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein Quote: “My parents spent countless hours teaching me to read and write. My mother was an English teacher who patiently taught me where to put my periods and commas, and my father, who loves books more than anyone I know, taught me from an early age that books are precious and should be handled gently, “like butterflies.”

19. “My parents spent countless hours teaching me to read and write. My mother was an English teacher who patiently taught me where to put my periods and commas, and my father, who loves books more than anyone I know, taught me from an early age that books are precious and should be handled gently, “like butterflies.”

— Jessi Klein

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