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Top 15 Jimmy Durante Quotes (2025 Update)

Jimmy Durante Quote: “Everybody wants to get into the act!”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “Why can’t everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You’re supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “Me and my big mouth! I’d get rid of it, only it’s such a handy place to keep my teeth.”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “I hate music, especially when it’s played.”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “My nose isn’t big. I just happen to have a very small head.”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that TV hour look like it’s never been rehearsed!”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “That’s the conditions that prevail!”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “What’s a depression? The dictionary says a depression is a dent. And what’s a dent? Everybody knows a dent is a hole. And what’s a hole? You tell me what’s a hole! And I’ll tell you that a hole is nothin’!”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “Be awfully nice to them going up, because you’re gonna meet them all coming down.”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “Start off each day with a song.”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too.”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.”
Jimmy Durante Quote: “Don’t put no constrictions on da people! Leave ’em the hell alone!”
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