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Top 20 Jimmy Tudeski Quotes (2025 Update)

Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “Feeling sexy and enjoying attention isn’t a crime, yet it is a crime to stop someone from feeling sexy or good about themselves.”

1. “Feeling sexy and enjoying attention isn’t a crime, yet it is a crime to stop someone from feeling sexy or good about themselves.”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “Have you arrived at your happy day by day yet, or are you waiting for a happy ending that will never actually arrive? There’s no happy ever after – Only, happy right now!”

2. “Have you arrived at your happy day by day yet, or are you waiting for a happy ending that will never actually arrive? There’s no happy ever after – Only, happy right now!”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “Love is the greatest thing life will ever offer you and if you surrender yourself to that love, you must be willing to fight until the very end for it.”

3. “Love is the greatest thing life will ever offer you and if you surrender yourself to that love, you must be willing to fight until the very end for it.”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “If you don’t love the job you do, then it’s a job in itself to get up in the morning and go to work.”

4. “If you don’t love the job you do, then it’s a job in itself to get up in the morning and go to work.”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “Why is the whole world arguing about sexism, racism and discrimination all the time, yet nobody talks about those bouncers outside nightclubs, discriminating against older people and their right to have a drink and a little dance?”

5. “Why is the whole world arguing about sexism, racism and discrimination all the time, yet nobody talks about those bouncers outside nightclubs, discriminating against older people and their right to have a drink and a little dance?”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “No, I’m not the best writer in the world, my grammar skills won’t please every English literature student and I refuse to use the thesaurus on my laptop to make out I’m a writer who has swallowed a dictionary, but I do offer love and loyalty to those people who enjoy what I do.”

6. “No, I’m not the best writer in the world, my grammar skills won’t please every English literature student and I refuse to use the thesaurus on my laptop to make out I’m a writer who has swallowed a dictionary, but I do offer love and loyalty to those people who enjoy what I do.”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “Choosing a fantasy, that could easily become a reality, then using that fantasy to make the achievable sound fu%king impossible, isn’t a real fantasy.”

7. “Choosing a fantasy, that could easily become a reality, then using that fantasy to make the achievable sound fu%king impossible, isn’t a real fantasy.”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “There’s no equality in the blow job, if all you ever do is suck at it!”

8. “There’s no equality in the blow job, if all you ever do is suck at it!”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “Women do have it tougher, fact, but it’s not a walk in the park for a man either. Is life really about sexist men, or women taking power back, or is it about equality, sharing, understanding and love?”

9. “Women do have it tougher, fact, but it’s not a walk in the park for a man either. Is life really about sexist men, or women taking power back, or is it about equality, sharing, understanding and love?”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “It’s just crazy, isn’t it? Here she sits at a table, like butter wouldn’t melt, yet in my ear, I’m the one that’s melting like butter!”

10. “It’s just crazy, isn’t it? Here she sits at a table, like butter wouldn’t melt, yet in my ear, I’m the one that’s melting like butter!”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “I mean, drink driving is bad, drug driving is bad, but what is driving whilst under the influence of a fuc%ing nymphomaniac in your lap? How many years will this get me, if I do manage to keep my eyes on the road and not drive us off it first?”

11. “I mean, drink driving is bad, drug driving is bad, but what is driving whilst under the influence of a fuc%ing nymphomaniac in your lap? How many years will this get me, if I do manage to keep my eyes on the road and not drive us off it first?”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “My soul might have been hijacked last night, but I definitely didn’t sell it, did I?”

12. “My soul might have been hijacked last night, but I definitely didn’t sell it, did I?”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “She didn’t say, you didn’t say, nobody said!”

13. “She didn’t say, you didn’t say, nobody said!”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “Seriously, so many times I’ve heard women talk about fast men unsatisfying them in the bedroom because they ejaculate too quickly, yet it seems now, if you don’t ejaculate quick enough, then they will feel insecure about it instead. I don’t get it – Too quick, you’re rubbish, yet too long, then you’re making them feel bad.”

14. “Seriously, so many times I’ve heard women talk about fast men unsatisfying them in the bedroom because they ejaculate too quickly, yet it seems now, if you don’t ejaculate quick enough, then they will feel insecure about it instead. I don’t get it – Too quick, you’re rubbish, yet too long, then you’re making them feel bad.”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “My life without Lucy, is a prison sentence anyway.”

15. “My life without Lucy, is a prison sentence anyway.”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “How comes every time I write a book and one of my character’s say something remotely offensive, do people stick that “Quote” next to my bloody name on social media? I didn’t bloody say it, did I?”

16. “How comes every time I write a book and one of my character’s say something remotely offensive, do people stick that “Quote” next to my bloody name on social media? I didn’t bloody say it, did I?”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “Clearly these were deliberate waterworks to make me feel bad about myself and what would you know, they water-worked perfectly!”

17. “Clearly these were deliberate waterworks to make me feel bad about myself and what would you know, they water-worked perfectly!”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “It’s weird, because if it’s an acceptance letter, then I’m supposed to look happy for her, yet if it’s a rejection, I’ve got to cuddle her and pretend I’m not happy about it, yet in my head, I know it’s all the other way around for me.”

18. “It’s weird, because if it’s an acceptance letter, then I’m supposed to look happy for her, yet if it’s a rejection, I’ve got to cuddle her and pretend I’m not happy about it, yet in my head, I know it’s all the other way around for me.”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “They say the content and the cover are the most important things when it comes to a book or a novel, right? I totally disagree – The reader is the most important thing to a book.”

19. “They say the content and the cover are the most important things when it comes to a book or a novel, right? I totally disagree – The reader is the most important thing to a book.”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “This girl was so hot, that even if one of your friends slept with her, you would have ended up gloating about it yourself for him.”

20. “This girl was so hot, that even if one of your friends slept with her, you would have ended up gloating about it yourself for him.”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “You will only ever be proud of yourself, if you fully understand where you came from to get there in the first place.”

21. “You will only ever be proud of yourself, if you fully understand where you came from to get there in the first place.”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “Isn’t it weird when you trace over your footsteps to find something out, yet the footsteps only lead you straight back to the same confusing place you started out in?”

22. “Isn’t it weird when you trace over your footsteps to find something out, yet the footsteps only lead you straight back to the same confusing place you started out in?”

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Jimmy Tudeski Quote: “Colour, gender and sexuality make us human and fuel our souls. Trolls are nasty, jealous and bitter people, who should definitely be living in holes!”

23. “Colour, gender and sexuality make us human and fuel our souls. Trolls are nasty, jealous and bitter people, who should definitely be living in holes!”

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