Top 50 Joanna Wylde Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “You’re all mine, babe. Knew it the first time I saw you. Couldn’t give you up if I tried.”

— Joanna Wylde

2. “Just let me be strong for you for a minute, okay?” He said softly. “You’ve held on for a long time, sweetheart. Nobody can say you haven’t been strong. But it’s been a hell of a night, so why don’t you let me hold you and help you right now, okay?”

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3. “Kind of like Batman. On a motorcycle.”

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4. “I’d lick him all over and massage his butt if he asked.”

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5. “Wow, if Portlanders could do that to a biker, they could turn anyone into a hipster.”

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6. “Angry Ruger? Fine. Horny Ruger? I’d gotten used to that, too. But Ruger as a gentle lover? I didn’t have room for that in my head, not if I wanted to survive and move forward with my life.”

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7. “Marie: So why are you called Horse? Horse: Cause I’m hung like one.”

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8. “Fuckin’ Mother Teresa of the MC world, Horse,” Ruger chimed in. “Brings a tear to my eye.”

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9. “Never point a gun unless you’re ready to end a life. -Horse.”

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10. “Just ’cause I’m the picture of manly perfection doesn’t mean I don’t have a brain.”

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11. “Not like you have anything to lose,” Em added, coming up beside us. “Find Buck, then we’ll ditch this place. I’m ready for a three-way with Ben and Jerry.”

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12. “Once a man disposes a body for you, the moral high ground has been lost.”

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13. “You just admitted you’re mine,” he replied slowly. “I’ve been wonderin’ if I could take you – whether I should take you. I keep thinkin’ about Noah and whether it’s right for him, but now I get none of it matters, because you’re mine already.”

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14. “I promise,” she said softly, biting her lip. “I will never shoot you by accident.” I considered her response. “That’s less comforting than you’d think.”

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15. “When you’re someone’s property, you’re a woman the brothers will die to protect,” he continued, his voice softening. “They’ll die to protect your kid, too. Don’t turn that kind of loyalty into something ugly because you don’t like the words we use. Dancer, Marie, Maggs? They’re proud to be property, because they know what it means. Nobody forcing them to do anything.”

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16. “Things had changed between us in a profound way, something I think we both knew. All our fighting and nitpicking seemed so silly now. So did my endless agonizing about whether or not I should be with him. Once a man disposes of a body for you, the moral high ground has been lost.”

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17. “He shoved up my shirt, exposing the red satin bra I’d decided to wear while cleaning his house for no particular reason I cared to acknowledge.”

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18. “This isn’t about getting laid, Randi. I just want it clear – I’m staking my claim. I missed out the first time we met. I won’t let it happen again.”

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19. “It’s a guy thing,” he told me. “We like taking care of our women. You don’t let me help you, the other boys’ll make fun of me and then I’ll have to cry. Are you trying to make me cry, London?” He blinked at me like an innocent puppy, and I couldn’t help it. I started laughing, and we both knew he’d won. “You suck,” I told him. “You like it.” He was right – I totally did.”

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20. “From now on, consider me your resident nun.” My boss smiled. “I don’t usually see nuns wearing shorts that tiny.” I rolled my eyes. “Okay, so I’m a slutty nun who needs the tips. God understands. You gotta dress for success in this world.”

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21. “Hey, sweet butt,” he said. That broke the spell. Sweet butt? What the hell kind of guy called a girl he’d never met something like that?”

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22. “You didn’t hurt me, babe,” he said. “You marked me. Big difference. That night was the most important thing that’s ever happened in my life. Holding you, catching Noah – it changed me forever. I didn’t want to forget. So when the bruises started to fade, I went and got them inked, so I couldn’t.”

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23. “Was definitely throwing out those fuckin’ jeans of hers tommorrow. Doesn’t matter how fuckable a woman looks in a pair of pants if you can’t get them off when it is time to tap ass.”

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24. “It wasn’t personal – more of a “been there, done that, got my lifetime supply of psychological trauma” kind of thing.”

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25. “Cause I’m not really a Dr. Seuss fan.” I stared at her, startled. “Em, you gotta be a fuckin’ communist, you don’t like Dr. Seuss. Jesus.”

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26. “Someday I’d be classy if it killed me – probably not today, though.”

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27. “Puck said the shittier the hotel, the less likely it was anyone would remember us. By that logic, we were now perfectly safe.”

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28. “Um, hate to break it to you, nut Em doesn’t need justice”, I pointed out, voice heavy with sarcasm. “She needs to not get cut with a knife in the first place. Women are finicky that way – we like not getting cut.”

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29. “I love you.” “I know,” she replied, using her best Han Solo voice.”

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30. “Nope, he changed tactics, because now his lips whispered over mine, nipping and sucking, drawing them apart gently as I tried to ignore him.”

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31. “Becca Jones might be my property in the eyes of the club, but the reality was that she owned me and there wasn’t a damned thing I could do about it.”

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32. “You probably wouldn’t remember, but that night you had Noah?” he said. “You hunkered down on the side of the road and held my shoulders while you pushed him out.”

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33. “I didn’t need a man, but if I wanted one I’d take him and use him and then pass him along without a second thought, because I’d become a sophisticated, modern woman if it killed me. Sure. And I would lose ten pounds and age backward, too. Right after I learned to fly my invisible jet.”

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34. “I couldn’t evict Cooper for having a girlfriend who wasn’t me. Well, that and the law and the general sense of decency and fair play my parents raised me with, but I swear – if it weren’t for all that, he’d be out on his ass.”

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35. “Fuckin’ crazy for you,” he muttered, fingers digging into my skin. “Always have been.”

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36. “This guy was deader than dead, no question.”

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37. “I want you to be my old lady, babe. That’s all I have to offer. I’m a Reaper, and this is my world. You wear my patch, you be my woman and I’ll be your man. We take the good times together and fight through the bad times. No games. That’s everything I’ve got and it’s all yours if you’ll take it.”

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38. “I fell for Levi “Painter” Brooks the first time I saw him, although in all fairness I did have a head injury at the time.”

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39. “Ruger was over six feet tall, roped with muscle and annoyingly handsome in an I’m-probably-a-murderer-but-I’ve-got-dimples-and-a-tight-ass-so-you’ll-still-lust-after-me kind of way.”

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40. “Is this the point where I sing the little song about Pic and London sittin’ in a tree?” “Only if you want the tree shoved up your ass.”

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41. “A lot’s gone down, but right now the critical information is that you belong to me,” I told her, my voice rough. “You’re my property. You don’t understand what that means, and that’s okay. I’ll teach you. But when you look back at this moment, I want you to remember there was a before I claimed you and an after. Now it’s after. You got me?”

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42. “My body recognized its master even if I didn’t.”

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43. “Puck: So I offered her a hand because I’m a giver like that.”

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44. “This new guy had shoulder-length, darkish hair and a face so perfectly handsome he could’ve been a movie star.”

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45. “But those are your fingerprints, babe.”

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46. “Run! my brain screamed, but my feet didn’t move. Seriously. No movement at all, just like in one of those dreams where a giant dinosaur suddenly appears in the grocery store parking lot and you can’t seem to start running away or even throw a package of chicken thighs to create a diversion, no matter how hard you try.”

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47. “More likely she was in there injecting my toothpaste with strychnine.”

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48. “Life is too short to let a man call the shots.”

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49. “I tried to shoot him. In exchange he’d given me two orgasms, so I guess in some ways that counted as a win?”

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50. “They’re your family, and now they’re my family, too. I’m not a civilian and I didn’t fall in love with a stockbroker. I fell in love with a Devil’s Jack. I know what it means to wear a cut.”

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