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Top 20 John Fugelsang Quotes (2025 Update)

John Fugelsang Quote: “Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’”

1. “Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You’re thinking of Jesus.”

2. “Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You’re thinking of Jesus.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.”

3. “The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “Jesus never called the poor ‘lazy,’ fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.”

4. “Jesus never called the poor ‘lazy,’ fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.”

5. “Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “Gay Marriage isn’t Special Rights, it’s Equal Rights. ‘Special Rights’ are for political churches that don’t pay taxes.”

6. “Gay Marriage isn’t Special Rights, it’s Equal Rights. ‘Special Rights’ are for political churches that don’t pay taxes.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.”

7. “Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.”

8. “Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel.”

9. “We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom’s first husband.”

10. “My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom’s first husband.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.”

11. “People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “You complain and demand zero compromise – so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn’t improve – then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.”

12. “You complain and demand zero compromise – so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn’t improve – then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admired how he used his faith.”

13. “I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admired how he used his faith.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.”

14. “Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “I think there is a spiritual hunger, and I think that people are really tired of getting kind of a two-dimensional take on religion in most of the media.”

15. “I think there is a spiritual hunger, and I think that people are really tired of getting kind of a two-dimensional take on religion in most of the media.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “If you were a freak as a kid, you’re an interesting adult.”

16. “If you were a freak as a kid, you’re an interesting adult.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.”

17. “I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.”

18. “Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don’t think I am the kind of guy who’d like to do the same thing every day for 40 years.”

19. “I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don’t think I am the kind of guy who’d like to do the same thing every day for 40 years.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.”

20. “Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.”

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John Fugelsang Quote: “I wasn’t any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I’ve always been very interested in politics and in religion.”

21. “I wasn’t any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I’ve always been very interested in politics and in religion.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it?”

22. “Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it?”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.”

23. “Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.”

— John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang Quote: “The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don’t love music on TV.”

24. “The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don’t love music on TV.”

— John Fugelsang

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