Top 380 John Updike Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you.”

— John Updike

2. “Rain is grace; rain is the sky descending to the earth; without rain, there would be no life.”

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3. “Life is a video game. No matter how good you get, you are always zapped in the end.”

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4. “Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”

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5. “Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self- solitude is the enemy of well- being.”

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6. “Human was the music, natural was the static.”

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7. “Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that’s the stuff life is made of. Suspect each moment, for it is a thief, tiptoeing away with more than it brings.”

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8. “Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right or better.”

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9. “I want to write books that unlock the traffic jam in everybody’s head.”

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10. “If you have the guts to be yourself, other people’ll pay your price.”

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11. “You cannot help but learn more as take the world into your hands. Take it up reverently, for it is and old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it.”

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12. “Sun and moon, sun and moon, time goes.”

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13. “We are most alive when we’re in love.”

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14. “Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start eating it.”

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15. “Writing and rewriting are a constant search for what it is one is saying.”

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16. “Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.”

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17. “Why does life feel, to us as we experience it, so desperately urgent and so utterly pointless at the same time?”

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18. “Each day, we wake slightly altered, and the person we were yesterday is dead. So why, one could say, be afraid of death, when death comes all the time?”

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19. “My only duty was to describe reality as it had come to me-to give the mundane its beautiful due.”

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20. “The essential self is innocent, and when it tastes its own innocence knows that it lives for ever.”

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21. “But it seems to me that once you begin a gesture it’s fatal not to go through with it.”

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22. “Life is a roller coaster, you have your ups and downs unless you fall off.”

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23. “A narrative is like a room on whose walls a number of false doors have been painted; while within the narrative, we have many apparent choices of exit, but when the author leads us to one particular door, we know it is the right one because it opens.”

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24. “Fraud makes the world go round.”

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25. “What art offers is space – a certain breathing room for the spirit.”

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26. “The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education.”

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27. “A cynic is a kind of romantic who has aged.”

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28. “I would rather be seated between any two women than any two men at a dinner party.”

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29. “Money is like water in a leaky bucket: no sooner there, it begins to drip.”

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30. “The days are short, The sun a spark Hung thin between The dark and dark.”

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31. “It’s spring! Farewell To chills and colds! The blushing, girlish World unfolds Each flower, leaf And blade of sod – Small letters sent To her from God.”

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32. “What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. Mark Twain Women are an alien race set down among us.”

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33. “The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun’s just started.”

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34. “If she’d been born at the right time they would have burned her over in Salem.”

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35. “We do survive every moment, after all, except the last one.”

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36. “It’s not up to us what we learn, but merely whether we learn through joy or through pain.”

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37. “The literary scene is a kind of Medusa’s raft, small and sinking, and one’s instinct when a newcomer tries to clamber aboard is to step on his fingers.”

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38. “We are fated to love one another; we hardly exist outside our love, we are just animals without it, with a birth and a death and constant fear between. Our love has lifted us up, out of the dreadfulness of merely living.”

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39. “The – writing is a kind of act of aggression, and a person who is not aggressive in his normal, may I say, intercourse with humanity might well be an aggressive writer.”

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40. “All blessings are mixed blessings.”

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41. “Golf camaraderie, like that of astronauts and Antarctic explorers, is based on a common experience of transcendence; fat or thin, scratch or duffer, we have been somerwhere together where non-golfers never go.”

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42. “It’s a man’s world, they say; but in its daily textures it is a world created by and for women.”

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43. “I warned you, he says, I warned you, Harry, but youth is deaf. Youth is careless.”

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44. “Do what the heart commands. The heart is our only guide.”

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45. “Perhaps we meet our heaven at the start and not the end of life.”

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46. “Let us not mock God with metaphor, Analogy, sidestepping, transcendence; Making of the event a parable, a sign painted in the Faded credulity of earlier ages: Let us walk through the door.”

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47. “In all the green world nothing feels as good as a woman’s good nature.”

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48. “Appealingness is inversely proportional to attainability.”

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49. “A computer and a cat are somewhat alike – they both purr, and like to be stroked, and spend a lot of the day motionless. They also have secrets they don’t necessarily share.”

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50. “The first breath of adultery is the freest; after it, constraints aping marriage develop.”

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