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Top 180 John Waters Quotes (2023 Update)

John Waters Quote: “If you ever go home with somebody and they don’t have books in their house, don’t sleep with them. I think that’s very important.”
John Waters Quote: “Without obsession, life is nothing.”
John Waters Quote: “Life is nothing if you’re not obsessed.”
John Waters Quote: “Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it’s the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.”
John Waters Quote: “Stop blaming your parents. If you’re really angry at 60 years old, you’re an idiot! You’ve got to work some of it out.”
John Waters Quote: “True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.”
John Waters Quote: “Contemporary art hates you.”
John Waters Quote: “When they throw the water on the witch, she says, “Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness”. That line inspired my life. I sometimes say it to myself before I go to sleep, like a prayer.”
John Waters Quote: “Don’t sleep with people who don’t read.”
John Waters Quote: “Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.”
John Waters Quote: “I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn’t let me.”
John Waters Quote: “If you can make someone laugh who’s dead set against you, that’s the first step to winning them over to your side.”
John Waters Quote: “If you’re not sure you could love your children, please don’t have them, because they might grow up and kill us.”
John Waters Quote: “The Easter Bunny is a major reason for heroin addiction in America.”
John Waters Quote: “Pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value.”
John Waters Quote: “Technique is nothing more than failed style.”
John Waters Quote: “Tenemos que hacer que los libros vuelvan a molar. Si vas a casa de alguien y no tiene libros, no te lo folles.”
John Waters Quote: “The “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” hitchhiker really made people never want to hitchhike again – the hitcher, the show. Hitchhiking is always vaguely sexual.”
John Waters Quote: “I’m for gay marriage. I don’t want to do it, but I certainly think people should be allowed to, and I wouldn’t vote for anybody that would be against it. But at the same time, why do we have to be good now? Why can’t we be villains in movies?”
John Waters Quote: “Baltimore never changes much. People aren’t impressed by anything. It’s great; it’s not a trendy town.”
John Waters Quote: “Just make sure your children hate authority and they’ll do fine.”
John Waters Quote: “Ever feel like killing somebody just to see if you could get away with it? Sure, you have. Everybody has little things that get on their nerves.”
John Waters Quote: “People are going to say, “I was a lesbian back in the 90s” just like people say, “I was a hippie in the 60s”. I see them struggling. Rich girls struggling with their heterosexuality.”
John Waters Quote: “It wasn’t until I started reading and found books they wouldn’t let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else.”
John Waters Quote: “I’m here today because of LSD. LSD gave me the confidence to be who I am today. Completely.”
John Waters Quote: “Stupid is never that entertaining. You can be stupid and sexy, stupid and funny but he’s just plain stupid. That is not remarkable, that’s what I mean.”
John Waters Quote: “Humor is how you change people’s opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they’ll listen, even if they hate you.”
John Waters Quote: “I love to read about anger. A “feel bad” book always makes me feel good. And no other novel in the history of literature is more depressing than Christina Stead’s The Man Who Loved Children.”
John Waters Quote: “Some call me director, producer, filmmaker. I prefer to call myself pube-king.”
John Waters Quote: “It was a mystery to me. To that awful black-and-white farm, with that aunt who was dressed badly, with smelly farm animals around when she could live with winged monkeys and magic shoes and gay lions. I didn’t get it.”
John Waters Quote: “But feeling down can make you feel up if you’re the creative type. The emotional damage may have already been done to you, but stop whining. Use your insanity to get ahead.”
John Waters Quote: “And I seek people who break rules with happiness – and not bringing pain to themselves.”
John Waters Quote: “Time marches on and I don’t care how people watch my movies as long as they see them. I don’t care if they’re on their phone.”
John Waters Quote: “Fantasies are like extra cash. They need to be banked for later use.”
John Waters Quote: “I think that’s why I’ve lasted this long because I love everything I make fun of! I make fun of myself first! I mean, I started my career by calling my films “trash” – the local critics used to complain that I beat the critic to the typewriter.”
John Waters Quote: “To understand bad taste one must have very good taste.”
John Waters Quote: “To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct.”
John Waters Quote: “My favorite characters are people who think they’re normal but they’re not. I live in Baltimore, and it’s full of people like that. I’ve also lived in New York, which is full of people who think they’re crazy, but they’re completely normal.”
John Waters Quote: “I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.”
John Waters Quote: “To me, beauty is looks you can never forget. A face should jolt, not soothe.”
John Waters Quote: “I respect everything I make fun of.”
John Waters Quote: “I would never want to live anywhere but Baltimore. You can look far and wide, but you’ll never discover a stranger city with such extreme style. It’s as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay.”
John Waters Quote: “I like rap music. But bragging about being rich to poor people is really offensive. I want to hear a rap song about buying a Cy Twombly painting or dating a museum curator. I want to hear about that kind of rich.”
John Waters Quote: “If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, he should have an outfit for that.”
John Waters Quote: “Hairspray is the only movie I made that’s subversive, because they’re doing it in every high school in America. A man’s playing a woman, and two men sing a love song to each other.”
John Waters Quote: “Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.”
John Waters Quote: “Anytime you make someone laugh or satirize something, it’s the best way to change someone’s opinion because they’re defenseless – they laugh, they listen.”
John Waters Quote: “I have no interest in cars. I have a plain, used Buick. I could run over 10 people, and you wouldn’t be able to describe my car.”
John Waters Quote: “I’ve bought the same used car from the same man since I was 16 – a Buick every time. They always work, I don’t care what color it is. I don’t want people to recognize my car in case I want to commit a crime.”
John Waters Quote: “No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There’s no such thing as a good long joke.”
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