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Top 30 Jon Lovitz Quotes (2025 Update)

Jon Lovitz Quote: “If you build it, nerds will come.”

1. “If you build it, nerds will come.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere, ever. They will never succeed.”

2. “Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere, ever. They will never succeed.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “Do you wanna see something swell?”

3. “Do you wanna see something swell?”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “I don’t want to talk about myself, that’s for other people to say, so I’m not saying I was so talented.”

4. “I don’t want to talk about myself, that’s for other people to say, so I’m not saying I was so talented.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.”

5. “How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it does make you feel better for that hour and a half show. It gets your mind off of it.”

6. “I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it does make you feel better for that hour and a half show. It gets your mind off of it.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “You, the actor, must be aware of when you’re being funny, but the character you’re playing should always be oblivious to the fact.”

7. “You, the actor, must be aware of when you’re being funny, but the character you’re playing should always be oblivious to the fact.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “My dad would always say, ‘What can you do to make the world a better place?’ Well, I can make people laugh.”

8. “My dad would always say, ‘What can you do to make the world a better place?’ Well, I can make people laugh.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at UC-Irvine.”

9. “I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at UC-Irvine.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “I like getting up in front of an audience. It’s fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can’t deny it. And it’s very funny, too. Sometimes you’re shy; you go somewhere and everyone’s looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious.”

10. “I like getting up in front of an audience. It’s fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can’t deny it. And it’s very funny, too. Sometimes you’re shy; you go somewhere and everyone’s looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “You want everyone to be great and funny. I’m not saying I’m great, but I’m funny.”

11. “You want everyone to be great and funny. I’m not saying I’m great, but I’m funny.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “But Opera Man, I go, ‘Oh, crap! Why didn’t I think of that?’ Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.”

12. “But Opera Man, I go, ‘Oh, crap! Why didn’t I think of that?’ Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “At a certain point, if you work really hard and you get good and people like your work, you do deserve the fame – but you shouldn’t take it for granted.”

13. “At a certain point, if you work really hard and you get good and people like your work, you do deserve the fame – but you shouldn’t take it for granted.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “The problem with the economy isn’t that people aren’t paying their fair share of taxes.”

14. “The problem with the economy isn’t that people aren’t paying their fair share of taxes.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “You’re in front of an audience, but you’re playing for a camera. There’s this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home.”

15. “You’re in front of an audience, but you’re playing for a camera. There’s this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you’re on you own. So I was dead broke for years. So I know what it’s – I lived on 600 dollars a month for six years. I know what it’s like to be dead broke. I feel bad for people who are struggling now.”

16. “I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you’re on you own. So I was dead broke for years. So I know what it’s – I lived on 600 dollars a month for six years. I know what it’s like to be dead broke. I feel bad for people who are struggling now.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “I didn’t take anything from anyone – first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.”

17. “I didn’t take anything from anyone – first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn’t stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him.”

18. “Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn’t stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.”

19. “Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “I would love to have a part opposite a great actor – like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That’s my dream.”

20. “I would love to have a part opposite a great actor – like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That’s my dream.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I’m taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn’t that like enough?”

21. “If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I’m taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn’t that like enough?”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “It’s rare when you’re actually making a movie and it feels like you’re watching a movie in the theater. You feel like a surfer in a wave, catching the wave, going for it every time, there’s electricity in the room, it doesn’t feel like acting, you ride the wave.”

22. “It’s rare when you’re actually making a movie and it feels like you’re watching a movie in the theater. You feel like a surfer in a wave, catching the wave, going for it every time, there’s electricity in the room, it doesn’t feel like acting, you ride the wave.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “It’s fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.”

23. “It’s fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top of it. You, the actor, are aware of the comedy but the character is oblivious. And you have to have a sense of humor.”

24. “In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top of it. You, the actor, are aware of the comedy but the character is oblivious. And you have to have a sense of humor.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they’re responsible for taking a loan they didn’t qualify for?”

25. “Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they’re responsible for taking a loan they didn’t qualify for?”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “I feel lucky that I’m working at all. I don’t take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It’s all enjoyable for me. It’s all part of it.”

26. “I feel lucky that I’m working at all. I don’t take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It’s all enjoyable for me. It’s all part of it.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did.”

27. “Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “I would never tell anyone who to vote for. I’m a different kind of ‘liberal’ and I think people should be true to themselves. If you’re Republican or Democrat, conservative or liberal, you should be true to yourself and be who you are.”

28. “I would never tell anyone who to vote for. I’m a different kind of ‘liberal’ and I think people should be true to themselves. If you’re Republican or Democrat, conservative or liberal, you should be true to yourself and be who you are.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “I do see your point, but to me, I’m just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.”

29. “I do see your point, but to me, I’m just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.”

Jon Lovitz Quote: “Sometimes the best way to make ’em laugh is to show ’em how you honestly feel.”

30. “Sometimes the best way to make ’em laugh is to show ’em how you honestly feel.”

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