Top 40 Jonas Jonasson Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Things are what they are, and whatever will be, will be.”

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2. “Revenge is not a good thing. Revenge is like politics: one thing always leads to another until bad has become worse, and worse has become worst.”

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3. “But as long as we think positively, I’m sure a solution will appear.”

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4. “The overworked man was tired of everything, and he only kept going because he had long since forgotten that life could consist of anything else.”

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5. “People could behave how they liked, but Allan considered that in general it was quite unnecessary to be grumpy if you had the chance not to.”

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6. “Things are what they are, and whatever will be will be. That meant, among other things, that you didn’t make a fuss, especially when there was good reason to do so: for example, when they heard the news about his father’s death. In accordance with family tradition, Allan reacted by chopping wood, although for an unusually long time and without saying a word.”

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7. “Never try to out drink a Swede, unless you happen to be a Finn or at least a Russian.”

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8. “In certain situations it was best not to know or at least best not to leave any way of proving that you knew what you knew.”

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9. “Imagine that, death was just like being asleep. Would he have time to think before it was all over? And would he have time to think that he had thought it? But wait, how much do you have to think before you have finished thinking?”

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10. “It had been exciting, the entire journey, but nothing lasts forever, except possibly general stupidity.”

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11. “Life, here I come!′ he said. And was immediately and fatally run over by a bus.”

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12. “When Julius was twenty-five, his mother died of cancer – which Julius grieved over – and shortly afterward his father was swallowed by the bog when he tried to rescue a heifer. Julius grieved over that too – because he was fond of the heifer.”

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13. “Above all, Suharto had been hunting down communists, presumed communists, suspected communists, possible communists, highly unlikely communists, and the odd innocent person.”

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14. “Indonesia is the country where everything is possible.”

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15. “Politics sometimes is not only unnecessary but also unnecessary complicated.”

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16. “Present – that part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope. AMBROSE BIERCE.”

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17. “Allan had never imagined it would be easy to cross the Himalayas. But later he had realised just how lucky he had been to bump into those kind Iranian communists. It.”

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18. “You can’t imagine what the Russian alphabet looks like. It’s no wonder people are illiterate.”

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19. “They amplified existing problems or invented ones that didn’t exist, polarizing and making people fearful of one another. Then they pointed to what they’d created and said they were the only ones with solutions.”

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20. “Her mother took the bottle with a “thank you, dear girl,” unscrewed the lid, and began to dull the never-ending pain that came with the inability to give oneself or one’s child a future.”

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21. “The world went on revolving around its sun at the constant speed and with the inconstant temper it always had.”

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22. “With the new antiterrorism laws, the government could call anyone a terrorist and lock him or her up for as long as they liked, for any reason they liked. Or for no reason at all.”

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23. “Well, now you can see how sensible it is not to start your day by guessing what might happen... After all, how long would I have had to go on guessing before I guessed this?”

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24. “Nombeko said that she was South African, and that she thought it sounded laborious to hate all Americans, given how many of them there were.”

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25. “It sure was an unjust world when certain people received an excess of certain things, while others got nothing.”

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26. “Humanity, in general, is a potpourri of many traits. For example: stinginess, self-involvedness, jealousy, ignorance, stupidity, and fearfulness. But also: kindness, cleverness, friendliness, forgiveness, considerateness – and generosity. Not all of these traits find room in every soul.”

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27. “But wait, how much do you have to think before you have finished thinking?”

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28. “Drinks with an alcoholic content ought to go down your throat and into your belly as quickly as possible, not stick to your palate.”

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29. “He had certain similarities to Trump in Washington in that he was reluctant to delegate tasks in his administration. With the possible difference that Trump drew conclusions without doing the actual reading.”

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30. “The priest and the receptionist joyfully and contentedly shared their genuine dislike of the world, including the entirety of the Earth’s population. The burden was now only half as great, since each of them could take on three and a half billion people rather than seven billion alone.”

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31. “Life worked in such a way that right was not necessarily right, but rather what the person in charge said was right.”

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32. “We’ll just change your name – I’m sure the assistant can’t tell one black from the next.’ Said the fourteen-year-old who looked twelve.”

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33. “His experience was that Justice was rarely as just as it ought to be. The others agreed.”

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34. “Allan admitted that the difference between madness and genius was subtle, and that he couldn’t with certainty say which it was in this case, but that he had his suspicions.”

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35. “If only children could be free of all that crap previous generations had gathered up for them, he said, perhaps it would bring some clarity to their lives.”

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36. “The advantage of arak was that it freed your thoughts; the disadvantage was that they were not only freed but also, by the next morning, gone.”

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37. “The evening papers, the Swedish tabloids, held out longer. If you had nothing to say, you could always interview somebody who didn’t realize that he too had nothing to say.”

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38. “When life has gone into overtime it’s easy to take liberties, he thought, and he made himself comfortable in the seat.”

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39. “To think that Allan was going to enjoy one more breakfast in his life without porridge! That was good news indeed.”

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40. “The manager had just returned from a hospitality conference in Jakarta, where he had learned that the main duty of hotel staff was not to deliver but to over-deliver.”

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41. “You see, Mr Prosecutor, I haven’t always been a hundred years old. No, that’s recent.”

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42. “Trump drew conclusions without doing the actual reading.”

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43. “Sometimes you know things you shouldn’t, and sometimes it’s the other way round.”

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44. “Sometimes it’s impossible to do the right thing, Prime Minister. Just more or less wrong.”

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45. “Politics was about watching where you put your feet.”

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