Top 200 Jonathan Franzen Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “Patty knew, in her heart, that he was wrong in his impression of her. And the mistake she went to go on to make, the really big life mistake, was to go along with Walter’s version of her in spite of knowing that it wasn’t right. He seemed so certain of her goodness that eventually he wore her down.”

— Jonathan Franzen

52. “What you discovered about yourself in raising children wasn’t always agreeable or attractive.”

— Jonathan Franzen

53. “The aim of the Internet and its associated technologies was to “liberate” humanity from the tasks – making things, learning things, remembering things – that had previously given meaning to life and thus had constituted life. Now it seemed as if the only task that meant anything was search-engine optimization.”

— Jonathan Franzen

54. “To paraphrase Frank Zappa, she’d thought it was a man she wanted, but instead it was a muffin.”

— Jonathan Franzen

55. “When I finally gave up any hope of doing anything representative of the American family, I actually seemed to have tapped into other people’s weirdness in that way.”

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56. “If you want to have friends, you have to remember that nobody’s perfect.”

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57. “And if you sat at the dinner table long enough, whether in punishment or in refusal or simply in boredom, you never stopped sitting there. Some part of you sat there all your life.”

— Jonathan Franzen

58. “Fiction is a particularly effective way for strangers to connect across time and distance.”

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59. “If you look at the New Testament, it’s a gospel of love. Yes, there’s talk of judgement and there’s talk of heaven and there’s talk of people not getting into heaven, but it doesn’t seem to me that the fundamental message of the gospels was one of guilt and retribution so much as love.”

— Jonathan Franzen

60. “Today’s Baudelaires are hip-hop artists.”

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61. “The figure of my father looms large in my imagination.”

— Jonathan Franzen

62. “Nell Zink is a writer of extraordinary talent and range. Her work insistently raises the possibility that the world is larger and stranger than the world you think you know.”

— Jonathan Franzen

63. “I admire your capacity for admiring.”

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64. “The world was ending then, it’s ending still, and I’m happy to belong to it again.”

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65. “He couldn’t figure out if she was immensely well adjusted or seriously messed up.”

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66. “It’s like having one red sock in a load of white laundry. One red sock, and nothing is ever white again.”

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67. “Life, in her experience, had a kind of velvet luster. You looked at yourself from one perspective and all you saw was weirdness. Move your head a little bit, though, and everything looked reasonably normal.”

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68. “I’m starting to think paradise isn’t eternal contentment. It’s more like there’s something eternal about feeling contented. There’s no such thing as eternal life, because you’re never going to outrun time, but you can still escape time if you’re contented, because then time doesn’t matter.”

— Jonathan Franzen

69. “I voluntarily inflicted a certain level of insanity on myself.”

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70. “Good novels are produced by people who voluntarily isolate themselves and go deep, and report from the depths on what they find.”

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71. “Have you ever been tempted to leave a thought unspoken?” “I’m a writer, baby. Voicing thought is what I’m poorly paid and uncharitably reviewed for.”

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72. “Interesting verbs are seldom very interesting.”

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73. “I was a late child from my parents, so I grew up surrounded by people a lot older than me. I think even when I was 21, I felt like I was a 70-year-old man.”

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74. “Expecting a novel to bear the weight of our whole disturbed society – to help solve our contemporary problems – seems to me a peculiarly American delusion. To write sentences of such authenticity that refuge can be taken in them: isn’t this enough? Isn’t it a lot?”

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75. “We may freak out globally, but we suffer locally.”

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76. “Nothing got inside the head without becoming pictures.”

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77. “In a decadent society people can slowly drift or slowly be drawn by the culture of commerce into yearning for violence. Maybe people have a deep congenital awareness that no civilization lasts forever, that the most peaceful prosperity will someday have to end, or maybe it’s just human nature.”

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78. “If time was infinite, then three seconds and three years represented the same infinitely small fraction of it. And so, if inflicting three years of fear and suffering was wrong, as everyone would agree, then inflicting three seconds of it was no less wrong. He caught a fleeting glimpse of God in the math here, in the infinitesimal duration of a life.”

— Jonathan Franzen

79. “Two empty hours were a sinus in which infections bred.”

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80. “Fiction that isn’t an author’s personal adventure into the frightening or the unknown isn’t worth writing for anything but money.”

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81. “It’sthe fate of most Ping-Pong tables in home basements eventually to serve the ends of other, more desperate games.”

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82. “The Mekons were kind of like the background music of my life.”

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83. “Love is about bottomless empathy, born out of the heart’s revelation that another person is every bit as real as you are. And this is why love, as I understand it, is always specific. Trying to love all of humanity may be a worthy endeavor, but, in a funny way, it keeps the focus on the self, on the self’s own moral or spiritual well-being. Whereas, to love a specific person, and to identify with his or her struggles and joys as if they were your own, you have to surrender some of your self.”

— Jonathan Franzen

84. “This wasn’t the person he’d thought he was, or would have chosen to be if he’d been free to choose, but there was something comforting and liberating about being an actual definite someone, rather than a collection of contradictory potential someones.”

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85. “The tone of the new ones, in their TED Talks, in PowerPointed product launches, in testimony to parliaments and congresses, in utopianly titled books, was a smarmy syrup of convenient conviction and personal surrender that he remembered well from the Republic. He.”

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86. “It took hours to turn the clock back 30 seconds.”

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87. “You need closeness with other people. And how is closeness built? By sharing secrets. Colleen.”

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88. “It seems to me self-evident that if you have a life, things happen in it, and certain things do change; certain things end. People you know die.”

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89. “Whatever else happened, she wanted a dog in her life.”

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90. “When I was younger, the main struggle was to be a ‘good writer.’ Now I more or less take my writing abilities for granted, although this doesn’t mean I always write well.”

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91. “Reading enables me to maintain a sense of something substantive– my ethical integrity, my intellectual integrity.”

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92. “The interesting people are always immoderate.”

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93. “I hate that word dysfunction.”

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94. “Don’t talk to me about hatred if you haven’t been married.”

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95. “Sometimes I think my life is nothing but one long process of bodily betrayal.”

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96. “He was a sleaze, a nobody, a former graduate student of English studies.”

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97. “Birds were like dinosaurs’ better selves. They had short lives and long summers. We all should be so lucky as to leave behind such heirs.”

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98. “To me, the point of a novel is to take you to a still place. You can multitask with a lot of things, but you can’t really multitask reading a book.”

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99. “It was a way of recognizing places of enchantment: people falling asleep like this.”

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100. “Everyone thinks they have strict limits,” she said, “until they cross them.”

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