Top 70 Josephine Angelini Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “I don’t care how hard being together is, nothing is worse than being apart.”

— Josephine Angelini

2. “Yes. I love them both. And I’d die for them both.”

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3. “I chose love – I chose you over everything that was offered to me.”

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4. “Love is willing to become to villain so that the one who you love can stay a hero.”

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5. “What the holy hand grenade was that?”

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6. “You and I are way to fabulous to be ordinary.”

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7. “I made you a world.”

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8. “So, what can’t you take? Decide which of the two options is harder, and do the other. That way, no matter how hard your choice turns out to be, at least you can find comfort in knowing you’re avoiding something even worse.”

— Josephine Angelini

9. “Helen decided that the saying about “time healing all wounds” was a bunch of bull and probably only worked for people with very poor memories. The time she’s spent apart from Lucas hadn’t healed anything. The distance only made her miss him more.”

— Josephine Angelini

10. “And I don’t just WANT you, Helen. I LOVE you. Big difference.”

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11. “I don’t know why you’re fighting it, Len. One, he’s frigging gorgeous. Two, he’s so frigging gorgeous you need to count it twice. Three, he saw you fall down and left practice to see if you were okay. That’s, like, devotion.”

— Josephine Angelini

12. “You’ve got the killer instincts of a houseplant.”

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13. “She had power over the most magnificent forces on Earth, but she still didn’t feel like she had power over the most important thing of all – her own heart.”

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14. “She decided that if Lucas was gay then she was going to have to get a sex change operation. He would be so worth it.”

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15. “She would have to leave the country, or at least Nantucket, because there was no way she could live down the fact that she had tried to strangle the hottest boy on the island.”

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16. “It’s not our talents that make us safe or dangerous, it’s our choices.”

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17. “The people who love you will guide you like bright lights into the other worlds.”

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18. “I was a little worried she might try to drag me off to hell and drain my essence at some point, but I figured that was still better than having Gretchen for a best friend.”

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19. “I’m a witch and witches burn.”

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20. “Trust me. The only way to end shame is to bring it out of the dark and into the light.”

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21. “He’s not going around telling everyone you’re monkey-butt crazy, so at least you brutalized a seriously sweet guy.”

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22. “I could wait my whole life for you, and you’d still be in love with Lucas.”

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23. “Helen felt as if the whole world had turned into some gigantic punch line that she had waited patiently for, and then when she heard it she found it insulting. If she had been in a comedy club she would have gotten up and walked out, but instead she had to go to the comedian’s house after school and let his cousin beat the crap out of her.”

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24. “Do you know how marriage was defined in ancient Greece? Noel said in a calmer tone. Its really simple. A virgin goes to mans house with the family gathered as witnesses. The virgin and the man share a fire, a meal, and a bed. If the girl wasn’t a virgin in the morning, then the couple was considered married. That’s it.”

— Josephine Angelini

25. “I remember what I must do, even if it makes me the villain of my own story.”

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26. “All I know is that you cut off all of my hair and dyed it who-knows-what-color, and you used your pee to do it.”

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27. “Will someone please tell me why you all call me ‘Sparky’?” she burst out in frustration. “And if I get stabbed one more time tonight I’m going to lose it!” she added, rounding on Jason, who was sneaking up behind her holding a stapler.”

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28. “It’s a sauna in her,” Lily complained. She flapped her hands, trying to wave a breeze into the robe Rowan had told her to wear to this afternoon’s ritual instead of the silk slip. “What are we making today? Deep-fried witch?”

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29. “Bower City didn’t do gloomy or rainy or sad. It didn’t dirty its head with the ashes of mourning. It had one bright cheery note, and everyone was forced to sing it.”

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30. “Ich meine, was willst du, Andy? Soll ich verschwinden oder bleiben oder tot umfallen? Was?”

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31. “Haven’t you learned yet? Someone has to be the villain so everyone else can stay alive.”

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32. “If there were an infinite number of universes, did that mean that one of them had to be perfect? And if one of the was paradise, did that me that another one had to be hell?”

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33. “Enemy,” hiss the bushes all around. The rest of the Pride glided forward, surrounding Lily, Rowan, and Spike.”

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34. “He looked at her like she was the big, blue sky, and he was watching it fall.”

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35. “Because I want to trust you. I want you to be everything I loved about her and nothing I hated.”

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36. “They’d shared more than memories the night before. What they’d experienced was a communion.”

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37. “The Gods know what it is to be eternal, and they love to toy with mortals who use absolutes.”

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38. “Yeah? Well, you and your snooty, all-knowing witches have never been to the moon. My people have, because it was there and it was a good thing to do,” Lily said in her best Boston accent. “So bite my scientist-loving ass.”

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39. “The extraordinary-looking pair of young people weren’t holding hands, but the way they tilted ever so subtly toward each other made it clear that they didn’t have to touch to feel the other. Even the air between them crackled with a kind of magnetism that had yet to be discovered by science, but that poets had been writing about since the dawn of time.”

— Josephine Angelini

40. “She was worried and came to check on me, but by the time she made it here she was practically falling over. I didn’t want to wake Cassandra to carry her back to the guest room, so I had her lay down with me. Obviously, we just slept. Now, can everyone but Hector or Jase get out of my room please? That includes you, Mom. I need Jason to help me out of these casts so I can take a shower.”

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41. “Here, in this universe, what differentiated science from witchcraft was that scientists had fewer resources and couldn’t magically manipulate the natural world by will alone.”

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42. “She looked so cute wen she was apologizing that Helen couldn’t even pick up a grudge, let alone carry one.”

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43. “If other men were houses, Lucas was her home.”

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44. “Worldfoam. I like that. It sounds fluffy.”

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45. “A crucible’s craving is her mechanic’s mandate.”

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46. “His gaze had such a positive impact on her that she felt unbalanced as soon as his eyes abandoned her.”

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47. “Tell me your favourite color, Daphne, and I’ll paint the sky with it.”

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48. “Here’s the thing about true love. If there are seven billion people on the planet, there are seven billion different ways to see it. There is no such thing as the most beautiful woman in the world. What looks like love for one person doesn’t for another.”

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49. “They say love is a two-way street, but sometimes I think it’s more like a rotary.”

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50. “Dreams can satiate certain wants of the mind and the soul. They can bring insight, inspiration, and even comfort when the soul of a dead loved one visits a sleeping mind. But dreams can never fulfil the needs of the body.”

— Josephine Angelini