Top 90 Josh Lanyon Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “If there was one life skill everyone on the planet needed, it was the ability to think with critical objectivity.”

— Josh Lanyon

2. “Knowing and believing are two different things.”

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3. “I know you’ve all heard the advice, “Show, don’t tell.” The best writers don’t tell you, and quite frankly they don’t just show you – they make you feel it, live it, taste it, touch it. Storytelling is about being in the moment with the characters.”

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4. “Vintage books, old china, antiques; maybe I love old things so much because I feel impermanent myself.”

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5. “The only thing worse than opera is someone who hums along with opera.”

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6. “Everything a gay man does makes a political statement. Everything matters: where you bank, where you shop, where you eat. When you hold your lover’s hand in public.”

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7. “I liked you the first time I saw you. You were sitting on the floor surrounded by books, and you looked up when I opened the door and smiled right at me. It felt like you had been waiting for me, like you were welcoming me home.”

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8. “This is how God made me. You are how God made you. All God’s chillun are made how God made ’em. You think God made a mistake, take it up with Him.”

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9. “You got a little bit of an attitude, Mr. English, if you don’t mind my saying so. I don’t mind.”

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10. “The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.”

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11. “All cynics are disappointed idealists. The more stars in the eyes, the harder the fall.”

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12. “You know that thing about Death Be Not Proud? Well, Fear Be Not Proud either. And Fear Be Not Elegant. What Fear be is stumbling, bumbling flight, crashing through brush, slip-sliding on pine needles, sloshing through puddles that are always deeper than you expect.”

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13. “You’re kind of a smart ass when you’re not flat on your face.”

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14. “He needed fresh air and sunshine. A walk in the woods and afterward a good book to read by the fire. Yeah, that was the life.”

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15. “When you live with a potentially life-threatening condition you get used to the thought of dying. You accept it, you push on. The thing that scared me was the picture of dying slowly and painfully, the loss of independence and identity to illness.”

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16. “Focus on someone else’s problems for a change, I instructed myself. You need the practice. From now on you’ll have to live in a world you didn’t make up. Horrible thought.”

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17. “Hearts got broken every day. Nobody died from that. But it did kind of fade the sunlight and drain the color from the days.”

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18. “I’m not insane. This is very simple, very straightforward. Provided he doesn’t kill me, its foolproof.”

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19. “He never lied to me. I just didn’t ask the questions I didn’t want to know the answers to.”

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20. “I’m a thirty-something gay man with a dodgy heart. I sell books for a living. Who wants to read about that?”

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21. “I want people to react to my work, to think, to question, to challenge, to cry and laugh and feel.”

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22. “I thought again how odd it was to be on formal terms with someone you had once permitted to lick your ears.”

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23. “How did people get over this? They obviously did. Every day someone fell in love with the wrong person and had to pack up all their fragile, misguided hopes and unwanted affection, and move on to the next picnic table.”

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24. “People loved you in the way they knew how – and often it was not the way you knew. Or needed.”

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25. “But we all hurt the people we love sometimes. We all let each other down sooner or later. Which is why contrition and forgiveness played a part in any relationship. Trying not to hurt each other, trying not to let each other down in the big things, that was as much as anyone could aim for.”

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26. “Jake’s mouth found mine, his lips molding hot and soft to my own. His tongue tentatively tested the seal of my lips; I parted them and he pushed inside. It was startlingly sweet and achingly familiar, like finding harbor.”

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27. “And that infrequent and devastating smile – and eyes just the color of a Scottish loch at sunset, sort of green-gold, like summer bracken or polished cairngorm.”

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28. “Shrugging out of the damaged shirt, Jake said roughly, “I still dream about you.” “I have nightmares about you.” I dragged my T-shirt over my head, threw it aside.”

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29. “Like true philosophers I’ve come to believe that religion is an illusion of childhood, outgrown after proper education.”

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30. “Did he want to put a cock ring on me or did he fear I wanted to put a wedding ring on him?”

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31. “You feel rain in a used bookstore. The old pages pick up the damp and mustiness like old bones do rheumatism.”

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32. “One thing I’ve noticed about getting older, it takes twice as much work to get half the results one formerly achieved by falling out of bed.”

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33. “I guess it was no secret I’d been unpleasantly startled to find myself suddenly hitting the big 4-0. You’d have thought the previous thirty-nine years were sufficient warning.”

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34. “It was dark.” “I’d know you in the dark, Tucker.” Tucker’s eyes flashed up to meet Elliot’s. He said curtly. “Yeah. I’d know you too.”

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35. “Anyone who wasn’t half-stoned on pain meds would have instantly realized what a really bad idea this plan was, but since that didn’t include me, I didn’t worry about it.”

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36. “And I thought maybe I didn’t need to worry about my heart anymore because it had stopped beating a couple of seconds earlier, and I was still sitting there living and breathing-though admittedly I wasn’t feeling much of anything.”

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37. “The battle rages eternal, though the race, religion, gender or sexual orientation of those discriminated against changes regularly. Maybe man’s need for a scapegoat is genetically programmed into him.”

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38. “Define history. Was it the sequence of factual past events, the stories about the factual sequence of past events, or the interpretation of the stories about past events?”

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39. “If you even try to die, I’ll kill you myself,” Tucker had said in a choky voice.”

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40. “The best fiction captures the truth of real life.”

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41. “Most people don’t fall out of love at the same time. One person always wants more than the other person can give them. And that ends in bitterness.”

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42. “I didn’t approve of murder on general principles. Not even of people who seemed to go around begging for it.”

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43. “No one was in better position than I to know how easily shyness gets misread for arrogance or coldness or indifference.”

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44. “A pause followed my greeting. Then “We’re watching you ” whispered the voice on the other end. “Yeah? Did you see what I did with my keys? ” Silence. Then dial tone. These younger demons. So easily discouraged.”

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45. “Being alone wasn’t nearly as lonely as being with people who didn’t love you.”

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46. “And yet, even as I made these plans, there was a small dismayed corner of my heart. Like those stupid cartoons when you’re a kid: little red devil on one shoulder and the little angel in his nightie on the other. My good angel was hiding his eyes.”

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47. “Drink your coffee – people in Africa are sleeping.”

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48. “I got some peculiar looks from staff and visitors alike, but no one challenged me, which is a statement as to what an air of confidence will do. Or how truly scary crazy people are.”

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49. “Maybe he had a gaydar anti-cloaking device.”

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50. “I hadn’t liked him at first. He did sort of grow on you after a while. Like the cosmopolitans. Or maybe because of the cosmopolitans.”

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