Top 35 Julie Ann Walker Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Snuffing out someone’s candle doesn’t make your own light shine any brighter. In fact, it steals a bit of your glow.”

— Julie Ann Walker

2. “Hard times don’t last, darlin’. But hard people do. You gotta hang tough.”

— Julie Ann Walker

3. “The light only truly shines through people who have been broken.”

— Julie Ann Walker

4. “Because that’s what love is, a leap into the void with the hope that someone is there to catch you.”

— Julie Ann Walker

5. “Blech! Smells like Chewbacca’s burned butt hair. Where the hell am I?”

— Julie Ann Walker

6. “Love is about choosing a partner and then having their back. Always. Through everything. Even when you don’t agree with them. Even when you can’t find your love for them, no matter how hard you search. Love is about saying the words, making a pledge, and then sticking to it.”

— Julie Ann Walker

7. “I swear to Christ, man. Sometimes I think you’re just a potato with four limbs.” “If you’re gonna insult me” – Bran’s grin remained in place – “at least get it right. I’m a really well-hung potato with four limbs.” “How.”

— Julie Ann Walker

8. “What? Why? “What? Why?” Zoelner asked. Mac glared at the mind-reading man. “Who are you?” he demanded. “Carnac the Magnificent or somethin’?”

— Julie Ann Walker

9. “I get now that your boy parts like my girl parts...”

— Julie Ann Walker

10. “The brainless wonder in his pants certainly appreciated her nearness. The stupid bastard started pounding against his zipper like a convict pounding against the bars of his cell.”

— Julie Ann Walker

11. “She did a mental z-snap and channeled her inner badass.”

— Julie Ann Walker

12. “Get off me, Bran!” she howled, her sweet breath brushing his lips when she turned her head to look at him. “If you get yourself killed bein’ all heroic and brave, I swear on my granddaddy’s grave, I’ll murder you!”

— Julie Ann Walker

13. “But that’s what falling in love was, right? A socially acceptable form of insanity?”

— Julie Ann Walker

14. “If you really loved her, you’d kiss her tears and bumps and bruises the same way you kiss her lips. You’d stand by her side when she’s at her absolute worsts and doesn’t think she deserves it. Real love is hard and messy and painful. Real love is sticking around when the ugly parts make you want to run away.”

— Julie Ann Walker

15. “In war, there are no unwounded.”

— Julie Ann Walker

16. “Holy secret tunnels, Batman!”

— Julie Ann Walker

17. “Tell me, what size must a guy’s balls be in order to walk up to his former comandin’ officer and declare his intent to plant his flag, so to speak, in the man’s baby sister? Texas-sizes, maybe? Alaska-sized?”

— Julie Ann Walker

18. “Wow, put the girl through a couple of days of high-level stress, dress her in black leather and give her a gun, and suddenly she went all Xena: Warrior Princess.”

— Julie Ann Walker

19. “Maybe it had something to do with that extra X chromosome. Something about having a uterus and a set of ovaries just made a person intrinsically more curious and infinitely more nosy.”

— Julie Ann Walker

20. “Coulda, woulda, shoulda,” Zoelner interrupted. “There’s nothing you can do to change this morning.”

— Julie Ann Walker

21. “You may not say much, Carlos Soto.” She reached forward to place her hand over his heart, and he wondered if she could feel that it beat only for her. “But when you do say something, it tends to be the right thing.”

— Julie Ann Walker

22. “Because I’ve lost a few people I’ve loved during my life,” she continued, “and this is what I know. In the end, the love we withhold, not the love we give, is what we wind up regretting.”

— Julie Ann Walker

23. “That’s Lord Asshat of Bigdicksburg to you, my friend.”

— Julie Ann Walker

24. “If she’d been a cartoon villain, this is the part where she’d rub her hands together and laugh maniacally.”

— Julie Ann Walker

25. “Because she knew from experience that what came next was something straight out of a Pitbull featuring Ke$ha song. She was going down. Although, as far as she could figure, no one was yelling, “Timber!”

— Julie Ann Walker

26. “Funny. The woman was funny. Add that up with cute as a button, smart as a tack, and surprisingly tough underneath that cupcake exterior, and Frank understood why Ghost went all Cro-Magnon around her.”

— Julie Ann Walker

27. “Sometimes God giveth and then he just keeps on giveth-ing.”

— Julie Ann Walker

28. “Was it against the law to vomit in the Oval Office?”

— Julie Ann Walker

29. “But right now, he couldn’t help but wish the guy looked a little less like he belonged in underwear commercials and a little more like he belonged under a bridge.”

— Julie Ann Walker

30. “She never knew it about herself, but she liked it when he went all bossy and demanding. She.”

— Julie Ann Walker

31. “Sweet lovin’ Lord. This place was like a Cabela’s catalog on crack.”

— Julie Ann Walker

32. “Quotin’ bad movies at a time like this!”

— Julie Ann Walker

33. “Mason McCarthy cut a hard, forbidding figure. It was like he’d been built for destruction. Or something far more pleasurable.”

— Julie Ann Walker

34. “Tug the pug? Wax his ax? Wobble his knob? “Did you guys hold a Who Can Come Up with the Worst Euphemism contest at some point and not invite me?” he called up.”

— Julie Ann Walker

35. “She blinked at him, mouth open. “Do you really think it’s wise to insult a woman who’s holdin’ a needle this far away? – she held her fingers an inch apart – “From your Grand Master of Ceremonies?”

— Julie Ann Walker

36. “But, honey, the worst mistake beats the hell out of never tryin.”

— Julie Ann Walker

37. “H-h-holy mackeral, he was hotter than a two-dollar pistol. Literally and figuratively. He radiated heat like a blast furnace. And he was straight-up, pantiesonthefloor, legsintheair, haveatmebigboy sssssmokin’ sexy.”

— Julie Ann Walker

38. “You know, in the end it’s the love we withhold that we regret the most.”

— Julie Ann Walker

39. “I might be bluffing, you miserable, vomitous mass!” Bran yelled. Oh, for heaven’s sake. Really? He’s quotin’ The Princess Bride?”

— Julie Ann Walker